Cake Attack posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3387290&userid=157757#post387791117

FirstAidKite posted:

icant, i dont have archives

Baal posted:

Look at the link Kite

You and I met far before nite crew

Endorph posted:

hahaha, lol @ kite for making a post this bad. id never make an awful post.

Baal posted:

someone screencap for kite, i'm too embarrassed by myself when i was 18

Kite of Yesteryear posted:

Hey man just saying this is really really bad.

Baalster posted:
Hello everyone, I'm Baalster and this is my first LP so I'm looking forward to doing this. My thought process for picking the game went something like this, "I want to do an LP for SA but what game am I familiar enough with to actually do?" and then it hit me.

Don't do this. People don't care if it is your first lp.

Baalster posted:
Spoilers are fine.

Aqua is the only sensible one, Terra becomes possessed by Leonard Nimoy and gets amnesia and eventually becomes the final boss of kingdom hearts 1 and kingdom hearts 2. Ventus is linked to sora's heart because of a situation way too similar to that episode of the drew carey show where drew died so ventus' dying soul meets up with sora's newborn soul and they bro it up and that is why sora can use a keyblade

Baalster posted:
Kingdom Hearts

HOTLINKING


Yeah uh you're hotlinking a fuckton man, christ. That one image stretches out the entire page. This page is taking a long time to load due to how huge the images are.

Also you probably don't need to summarize every single game in the series up to this point in your OP, especially if your summaries are just giant walls of text longer than an actual summary. This is just opinion tho

Baalster posted:
GIANT loving IMAGE HOLY poo poo

As major villains

Seriously man just resize that poo poo, how were you going to handle the screenshots if you're just gonna hotlink from the kingdom hearts wiki for the op

Baalster posted:
This will be a screenshot LP, as I am broke as a joke and do not have proper recording equipment for this thing and I hope you guys enjoy my ramblings to come.

Birth By Sleep is a very action oriented game. Extremely extremely action oriented. Doing a screenshot lp is a pretty bad idea and while I understand not wanting to drop money on proper recording equipment, deciding to do a game you apparently want to do justice to but then deciding you can't be bothered to do it properly seems dumb to me. It just screams "I'm doing this just to show SA that I can make an LP" rather than actually trying to do the game proper.

Baalster posted:
Jesus christ, I wrote more than was probably necessary.

Definitely.

Baalster posted:
I was going to put off doing the first part until tomorrow but I guess I should add some actual game in instead of an introductory note,

My hopes for this thread are really high!



This thread is just really really off. Maybe you should have taken it to the sandcastle. Or you can keep going, I guess, but this is pretty horrible and shi

Pork Lift posted:
Hi, I'm defending this thread in advance.

gently caress

littleorv posted:

You mean that wasn't an epic troll thread? lmao

Bad Seafood posted:

Of the McAlister KillEdges?

Endorph posted:

i went looking through my probations as a punchline but tbh none of them were that bad

Space Flower posted:

ha ha ha

it's her weapon. gives her maximum overcrits

Bad Seafood posted:

I can't even begin to tell you how disappointed I am to learn KillEdge isn't her last name.

Bad Seafood posted:

Bad Seafood posted:

I can't even begin to tell you how disappointed I am to learn KillEdge isn't her last name.

Bad Seafood posted:

Endorph posted:

and the other guy isn't named lopto yotsmung either

Motto posted:

NowonSA posted:

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DoubleDonut posted:

The people who are scared of face touching are the evil side

dogsicle posted:

can't wait for the fourth version of Fates, where you fight NoA and NoJ

Parmesan Basil posted:

If I get the new Fire Emblem, I'm getting the good guy one! I can't cheer for villains! Go good guys!

Bad Seafood posted:

Gonna name one of my Darkest Dungeon gals Makua KillEdge now.

Probably one of my Hellions.

Parmesan Basil posted:

If I get the new Fire Emblem, I'm getting the good guy one! I can't cheer for villains!

Bad Seafood posted:

Endorph posted:

update: i hosed up, that's mareeta. THIS is makua.

El Burbo posted:

neither side are the bad guys

Motto posted:

Bad Seafood posted:

Overheard some teenager around lunch one time talking about One-Punch Man and his friend was like "Nah man Goku would end him" which turned into a huge debate about what they would use the dragon balls for.