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pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Solice Kirsk posted:

And they are both delicious. I haven't tasted a deer that wasn't delicious.

I have, but that's because the idiot that shot it for the antlers hosed up dressing it because he didn't want the meat so it spent several days with a full colon before being given away and butchered.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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pienipple posted:

I have, but that's because the idiot that shot it for the antlers hosed up dressing it because he didn't want the meat so it spent several days with a full colon before being given away and butchered.

:stonk: Was it even safe to eat?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:


e: better picture:



What monster hunter animal is this

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Aesop Poprock posted:

What monster hunter animal is this

Bartzen, Blitzen's rough and tumble cousin.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Elk are ever-so-slightly less likely to kill you on sight.

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pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Solice Kirsk posted:

:stonk: Was it even safe to eat?

Yeah, it was fine it just negatively effects the flavor.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

cash crab posted:


e: better picture:



Hey guy you got a Christmas tree on your head

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Aesop Poprock posted:

What monster hunter animal is this

He is festive and graceful

ForceKin
Dec 22, 2009

pienipple posted:

I'm a New Yorker so I'm obliged to declare that Chicago style is a casserole.

I'd probably eat it if put in front of me but my preference is for slices that can be picked up and eaten.

I tried authentic deep dish pizza in Chicago on a school trip. I was unimpressed. I gave my leftovers to a homeless guy rather than take it on the train since I knew I'd never finish it. I'm not going to go so far as saying it isn't pizza, but it's not my thing. Give me a thin crust, lightly sauced, thanks.



Content-
A small selection of ugly/badly photographed food posted by a friend of a friend on Facebook. He posts at least one image like this a week.

http://imgur.com/a/jrIdq

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

cash crab posted:



e: better picture:




Its clearly a sawsbuck.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Scathach posted:

Speaking of giant foods, there's a place called Harold's that is mostly giant food. I got introduced to it when in New Jersey for this crazy-rear end Egyptian wedding that gave me my first hangovers. There was a big Asian family all sharing a single blueberry pancake and taking pictures with it, loving surreal. Great food though.

http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/harolds-new-york-deli-edison-2



E: if titties gives me 5% of that food I will help her(?) eat it.

I used to work right by Harold's and would go there after work with three other guys all the time. One omelette and one pancake is far too much food for four people.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Shrapnig posted:

I used to work right by Harold's and would go there after work with three other guys all the time. One omelette and one pancake is far too much food for four people.



Lol the little American flag

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Shrapnig posted:

I used to work right by Harold's and would go there after work with three other guys all the time. One omelette and one pancake is far too much food for four people.

We discovered that the entire table could share a side of bacon. It was like half the loving pig.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Order that thing to go and you are set for a few days.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Schubalts posted:

Order that thing to go and you are set for a few days.


Give them away as blankets for the homeless

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Roger Craig posted:

Give them away as blankets for the homeless

Edible pancake blankets sounds gross at first, but if you were really drunk or hungover they would be a lifesaver

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Wow, if the prices on tripadvisor are correct, it's much cheaper than I would have guessed.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fizbin posted:

Apparently this is only true in North America, in Europe/Asia Alces alces(what we call a moose) is called an elk, and Cervus canadensis (what we call an elk), is frequently called a wapiti.

This has always been bizarre to me since wapiti is derived from the Cree word waapiti, so you'd think us North Americans would use it more often than some other continent.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

This has always been bizarre to me since wapiti is derived from the Cree word waapiti, so you'd think us North Americans would use it more often than some other continent.

Yes; we as North Americans are really excellent about honouring Indigenous peoples.

(The French Canadian word for elk is wapiti so at least that makes sense.)

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

I give up, what is that stuff?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

http://www.bigredkitchen.com/2012/01/mason-jar-pigs-in-a-blanket-pancakes-with-maple-fried-apples/

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I don't know why, but calling a recipe a pancake if it's not made in a pan of some sort is infuriating.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


quote:

Last March I stopped buying breakfast cereal. Why? My children were abusing its convenience, upwards toward 6 bowls a day each- two bowls at breakfast, two after school, and two before bed on some days. That is a whole lot of refined grains and sugar in their little bodies, plus a big chunk of change. So I nixed it. They went crazy. More like ballistic. I dug in my heels and did not relent. Then something interesting happened. Leftovers got eaten up for breakfast. The boys learned how to fry bacon, or cook up some oatmeal. After school snacks turned into burgers, sandwiches, and other homemade snacks. They even pulled out a cookbook and baked up a cake. My children were suddenly more creative, inventive, and experimental with a bigger variety of foods while increasing their protein and fruit intake. But sadly, while at a hotel last month, the first thing they grabbed at breakfast was the sugary cereal. Argh.
Holy poo poo, how much food are those people eating? :stare:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dogfish posted:

Yes; we as North Americans are really excellent about honouring Indigenous peoples.

(The French Canadian word for elk is wapiti so at least that makes sense.)

At least some of the mountains here have Nakoda names here that people stick to like Yamnuska and Wenkchemna :(

But yeah, you're right.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/bobby/status/695630146166984704

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Yeah I'm sure that lady's three year old loves that place that has the food from American Psycho.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tiggum posted:

Holy poo poo, how much food are those people eating? :stare:
I mean, cool that your kids are preparing food for themselves, but I don't know that replacing cereal with leftovers for breakfast, bacon, burgers and cakes is something to celebrate. How is a burger an after school snack unless your kids are little fatty fat fats?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Scathach posted:

E: if titties gives me 5% of that food I will help her(?) eat it.

yes I am an attractive and elegant lady

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

I hate this woman more than I have ever hated anything in my life.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Aesop Poprock posted:

I mean, cool that your kids are preparing food for themselves, but I don't know that replacing cereal with leftovers for breakfast, bacon, burgers and cakes is something to celebrate. How is a burger an after school snack unless your kids are little fatty fat fats?

i have replaced excessive dairy, carbs and sugar with excessive protein, fat and oil. my children are now no longer in danger of diabetes, just strokes and heart attacks

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Aesop Poprock posted:

I mean, cool that your kids are preparing food for themselves, but I don't know that replacing cereal with leftovers for breakfast, bacon, burgers and cakes is something to celebrate. How is a burger an after school snack unless your kids are little fatty fat fats?



This picture is ironically enormous

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Tiggum posted:

Kangaroo can have a smell and taste that I've heard described as "gamey", but it's really inconsistent. Sometimes it's not present at all and sometimes it's really strong, mostly it's somewhere in between.

Kangaroo meat also owns when cooked sous vide with a rich dark fruit marinate, or as is with some butter, and quickly seared. I find you get more gamey smells from mince over anything else

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

RandomPauI posted:

I give up, what is that stuff?
Looks like some sort of rice medley related thing like stuffing or jambalaya, maybe loose sausage.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

RareAcumen posted:



This picture is ironically enormous

These are adorable and I want to eat them now.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Wasabi the J posted:

Yeah I'm sure that lady's three year old loves that place that has the food from American Psycho.

it's not obvious in the tweet but it's referring to this ridiculous daily meal routine of some juicebar owner at http://www.elle.com/beauty/health-fitness/a28600/amanda-chantal-bacon-moon-juice-food-diary/

someone calculated the cost of her meals and it's almost USD 710 per day http://www.thefrisky.com/2016-02-05/to-eat-like-amanda-chantal-bacon-for-a-day-youd-better-have-710-handy/

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


ForcedKen posted:

Content-
A small selection of ugly/badly photographed food posted by a friend of a friend on Facebook. He posts at least one image like this a week.

http://imgur.com/a/jrIdq

These are delightfully sad

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

The Saddest Rhino posted:

it's not obvious in the tweet but it's referring to this ridiculous daily meal routine of some juicebar owner at http://www.elle.com/beauty/health-fitness/a28600/amanda-chantal-bacon-moon-juice-food-diary/

someone calculated the cost of her meals and it's almost USD 710 per day http://www.thefrisky.com/2016-02-05/to-eat-like-amanda-chantal-bacon-for-a-day-youd-better-have-710-handy/

Eat the rich with a delicately balanced broth.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/696023424754319360

...Would.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The Saddest Rhino posted:

it's not obvious in the tweet but it's referring to this ridiculous daily meal routine of some juicebar owner at http://www.elle.com/beauty/health-fitness/a28600/amanda-chantal-bacon-moon-juice-food-diary/

someone calculated the cost of her meals and it's almost USD 710 per day http://www.thefrisky.com/2016-02-05/to-eat-like-amanda-chantal-bacon-for-a-day-youd-better-have-710-handy/

For extra irony her last name is bacon, something she has probably never experienced.

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