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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

elite_garbage_man posted:

LOOK AT ME AND ALL THESE TRINKETS IN MY FACE

DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That's what I'm for. If it wasn't for daddy issues I'd probably never get laid.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Who the gently caress goes "know what's sexy? Random studs all over my face."

Are we not using "Phrasing" anymore?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Rad Lieutenant posted:

DADDY NEVER HUGGED ME

DADDY HUGGED ME IN INAPPROPRIATE WAYS

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Who the gently caress goes "know what's sexy? Random studs all over my face."

ugh, she doesn't have to conform to society's standards of female beauty you pig

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
arab hard femmdrogynous queermo

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I was sold at hard.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


No cops? Rude.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Lol I saw one that said no 420 and no LEO. Stark contrast

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Where are her father/brothers/weird uncles for a good honor-killing?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
fat fingers and chubby arms. Cops can pull way better than some fat arab SJW. Badge bunnies for life.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

That's a rough 22.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

arab hard femmdrogynous queermo

What the gently caress is femmdrogynous

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/1ubPBlz.jpg

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
:drat:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



Good click.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


it berns when i pee

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

arab hard femmdrogynous queermo

I scrolled exactly this far down the picture before I knew she was going to be a massive trainwreck:

...and I feel like I should have called it earlier.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
how many chins is she hiding behind that comic book

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

more from the modqueue

:nws:
http://imgur.com/xhO6KyE
http://imgur.com/ASmPxYO
http://imgur.com/5Gtk8yA

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

that is one hell of a sunburn

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

more from the modqueue

:nws:? http://i.imgur.com/yoTcTlu.jpg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Yeah I got her three pics too.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


that last one is extremely well lit

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

you approved them right?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

ded posted:

you approved them right?

Does Ralp suck poo poo?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

It's the weekend bitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhs1Xdy_LLc

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zeCXlFPjk

A better video

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slept in. Hitting it off with a 24 year old law student. Don't have to deal with traffic or the grocery store today. Life owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

does she like horses

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nope but we both like books and the conversations are long and interesting.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Conversation is euphemism for her strap on, right?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
That does sound interesting

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Conversation is euphemism for her strap on, right?

Nah, she called it Sylvia Plath. She heats it up in the oven first.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nah, she called it Sylvia Plath. She heats it up in the oven first.

Oh cool, a nice German girl.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nah, she called it Sylvia Plath. She heats it up in the oven first.

Being into Sylvia Plath is a warning sign

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Being into Sylvia Plath is a warning sign

Some day when she drowns the kids and offs herself I'll be free again and get all that sympathy sniz.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nope but we both like books and the conversations are long and interesting.

she sounds fat

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