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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Intoluene posted:

4:17 is 100% fake and staged. That's from comedy group, LoadingReadyRun. They really didn't think that video would get as big as it did.

I was just about to post something along those lines. Dude in the video is my neighbour.

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

monolithburger posted:

I laughed at the comical mismatch, but also gently caress this kinda of thing - no one wins.

In the video I watched someone very obviously won lmao. That kid must feel like Captain America

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

The thing is that it was clearly presented, by the person posting it, as something graphic that many people would not want to see. There was then surprise when people that don't want to watch snuff videos didn't watch a snuff video posted by somebody saying it was a snuff video.

e: I'm not saying I didn't make a mistake, I just don't think the reports should have been a surprise to you guys!

yeah lol, I'm not looking to be white knighted I just thought it was pretty funny :shobon:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

zakharov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhUQUkLpA3I

Ghost Tractor at 1:04 is this week's highlight.

:psyduck: why is everyone standing around watching, going "oh no!" rather than hopping in and taking the keys out? Best ending.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hyperlynx posted:

:psyduck: why is everyone standing around watching, going "oh no!" rather than hopping in and taking the keys out?

If you tried and hosed up your timing even a little you could end up under its tyres.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you tried and hosed up your timing even a little you could end up under its tyres.
It probably wouldn't do that much damage, though. Big tires.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Strudel Man posted:

It probably wouldn't do that much damage, though. Big tires.

volunteer found

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
I always wanted to be a hero.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Hero schmero.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you tried and hosed up your timing even a little you could end up under its tyres.

Aw, come on, it wasn't going very fast.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Hyperlynx posted:

Aw, come on, it wasn't going very fast.

Neither is your wheelchair after that

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Why the gently caress would you want to stop it when you could just watch it destroy poo poo in the parking lot?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Strudel Man posted:

It probably wouldn't do that much damage, though. Big tires.

I think you should post footage of yourself being run over by a tractor just to make sure.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
what the gently caress is up with all these child gore gifs you disgusting loving pricks, reported every loving one of you

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

plain blue jacket posted:

what the gently caress is up with all these child gore gifs you disgusting loving pricks, reported every loving one of you

http://i.imgur.com/CeQBIKk.gifv

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

plain blue jacket posted:

what the gently caress is up with all these child gore gifs you disgusting loving pricks, reported every loving one of you

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

zakharov posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhUQUkLpA3I

Ghost Tractor at 1:04 is this week's highlight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXZ2b0F-ZzY
:horse::horse::horse::horse:

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I hope bip and alpha enjoy their permabans

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

So, is there some sort of source for this one? I'm curious what the build up to this was.

Mongolian Queef
May 6, 2004

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

So, is there some sort of source for this one? I'm curious what the build up to this was.

Instagram?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Sure, he says pomegranates are good for you, but just eat a couple of seeds and *bam* everything is covered with snow for months.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Random Stranger posted:

Sure, he says pomegranates are good for you, but just eat a couple of seeds and *bam* everything is covered with snow for months.

:vince:

prahanormal
Mar 8, 2011

heya /

Random Stranger posted:

Sure, he says pomegranates are good for you, but just eat a couple of seeds and *bam* everything is covered with snow for months.

Mythology is a major trigger for me HOW DARE YOU.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Nice saves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck6NLnkD45U

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Oh man, one of these happened at the home improvement store I worked at a few years back. This lady was at the self-checkout and had her kid in the buggy. While she was pushing the buttons, the kid stood up and tipped over the side. Her hand shot out and grabbed the kid's ankle, his head was inches from the concrete floor. loving scary and also cool as poo poo.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Turtlicious posted:

Every single actor at Disney Land deserves way more money then they probably make, and way more accolades.

These dudes and dudettes should be famous, because every time I go I'm stoned af, and just think "yeah that's loving peter pan." or wtf ever, and I forget my miserable existance for a few minutes.

Disney is incredibly strict about who they hire for face characters. You need some killer acting ability and a ton of patience, but you also need to have an extremely specific appearance. The obvious downside is that you only have a handful of actors for any given role, sometimes as low as 2.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

Disney is incredibly strict about who they hire for face characters. You need some killer acting ability and a ton of patience, but you also need to have an extremely specific appearance. The obvious downside is that you only have a handful of actors for any given role, sometimes as low as 2.

Well, also there's a rule that there can never be 2 of the same character within eyeshot of one another, so you can't really have that many.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Byzantine posted:

Oh man, one of these happened at the home improvement store I worked at a few years back. This lady was at the self-checkout and had her kid in the buggy. While she was pushing the buttons, the kid stood up and tipped over the side. Her hand shot out and grabbed the kid's ankle, his head was inches from the concrete floor. loving scary and also cool as poo poo.

I was in the DC Metro and some lady came in with three little kids. While she was tending to the two older ones the baby sneaked around her and made a beeline for the track just as a train was coming I started to yell but she just did a no-look reach behind her and snatched him just short of the edge. I don't think she had the slightest idea how close that kid was.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Pick posted:

Well, also there's a rule that there can never be 2 of the same character within eyeshot of one another, so you can't really have that many.

Good thing is they have the underground tunnels.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1114993838513876&id=179366112076658

The guy behind her doesn't even flinch.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Does this work for anyone else?

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

The page says I need a facebook account. I'm a goon, I don't have facebook. So no, it doesn't work for me.

Inco, if you got any kind of anti-tracking/privacy add-on in your browser, it's quite possible it just blocks facebook entirely. That's what I'd do.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Here's one of those Baltimore quad/dirtbike gang members getting what's coming to him (hit by an oncoming car, that is): http://i.imgur.com/nQYQqJn.gif

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Wasabi the J posted:

Good thing is they have the underground tunnels.

I think only the Magic Kingdom has the tunnels, because they just scooped out a fuckton of dirt to make the Seven Seas Lagoon and piled it on the park's footprint to create an "underground" in Florida (actually ground level with the park built on top of it). Normally the high water table would prevent even Disney from safely making waterproof tunnels.

Scarf posted:

Here's one of those Baltimore quad/dirtbike gang members getting what's coming to him (hit by an oncoming car, that is): http://i.imgur.com/nQYQqJn.gif

I saw one of those gangs in Atlanta last year on a business trip. I was walking near the Fox Theatre and suddenly a whole line of guys on dirt bikes just came screaming down Ponce De Leon Avenue through the traffic.

PopeCrunch
Feb 13, 2004

internets

captainOrbital posted:

Hero schmero.

More like hero smearo. :v:

edit to add: Yeah, parenting just wakes up your latent Jedi powers or some poo poo. I can't even count the number of times when my kid was at that 'yo we ain't got leopards and poo poo in a basic day, so to serve the needs of natural selection i'm gonna attempt to destroy myself with traffic or knives' stage, I'd just instinctively shoot out my arm behind me and catch my kid a nanosecond before he managed to damage himself.

PopeCrunch has a new favorite as of 22:19 on Feb 6, 2016

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5yZw7WmsCs

:eek: in the reccomended videos

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Is that porn? On Youtube?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

plain blue jacket posted:

what the gently caress is up with all these child gore gifs you disgusting loving pricks, reported every loving one of you

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

this is going to make all my youtube recommendations so much more relevant. thank u friend.

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