Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

a stevia water straight edge

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

what about Mickey Rourke?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I would like to see Punk match up in a super fight with the last great Gracie trained pro wrestler turned MMA fighter Giant Silva.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Skinty McEdger posted:

I would like to see Punk match up in a super fight with the last great Gracie trained pro wrestler turned MMA fighter Giant Silva.

This is pretty much how it'd turn out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUGZ46xYtk

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

BGrifter posted:

This is pretty much how it'd turn out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUGZ46xYtk

Kane would do a run in?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Kane would do a run in?

Yup. Then they'd duel with folding chairs.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

if ufc did a shoot chairs match that would be the greatest show of all time

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

coconono posted:

why do you think he's had so many girlfriends?

Because Punk is confidence incarnate, at least to the point of having a chip on his shoulder about wrestling and about this.

That, or he has a big dick.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

EugeneJ posted:

Punk is the Axl Rose of wrestling. He'll fall on his face, gain 50 lbs., then go crawling back to WWE in a few years

His first fight is Chinese Democracy

His first fight is going to be Tienanmen Square.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Can confirm having a big dick makes you confident and strong and good at everything you set your mind to. It's the 51st rule of power.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

coconono posted:

why do you think he's had so many girlfriends?

Well I read on the internet that women like big jerks.

Can any women here confirm or deny this?

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Confirmed

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Well that explains why I'm single. I'm so sweet and kind. :sigh:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

I like you

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
You can be both kind and confident just like our favourite wrestling pimp, The Godfather.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This video makes punk seem pretty normal and cool. https://youtu.be/iLq4XOLUVFI

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

is cm punk an Internet atheist as well confirm/deny

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
He 100% is. The thing that annoys me most about him is that shitey grammar video he does now and again

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Why is this happening in the ufc? What was Dana thinking. Is this how he envisioned it?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Dangersim posted:

Why is this happening in the ufc? What was Dana thinking. Is this how he envisioned it?

if CM Punk does lead to a bump in PPV sales, even a small one, then it would have been worth it for UFC.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

This video makes punk seem pretty normal and cool. https://youtu.be/iLq4XOLUVFI

Keys to Victory:
Drives a bread truck

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


He was thinking it'd generate even a little bit of extra money and a decent amount of people talking about it

So far they exceeded expectations with the latter

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Dangersim posted:

Why is this happening in the ufc? What was Dana thinking. Is this how he envisioned it?

If Punk doesn't lead to even a single extra PPV buy, oh well he's out a little money. If Punk leads to extra buys one time, it's a success.

It's extremely low-risk, but the potential for high-reward is there.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Keg posted:

Keys to Victory:
Drives a bread truck

That means his bones are enriched from all the bread he eats. Punk knows he can't break enriched bones!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


our savior :swoon:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Micky Gall got it done and is going to gently caress up Phil Brooks.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
CM PUNK IS GOING TO GO2SLEEP

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
cm punk is old and is going to get hit in the face a lot then fall down

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mickey got real quiet when Punk walked over and said a few words.

Just sayin.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Gall should only fight 0-0 guys his whole career imo

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lmao

quote:

When Jackson first got a call from Legacy matchmaker Collin Cantrell recently, he was really confused. Cantrell was talking about Gall and Legacy and a fight in early February. Jackson wasn't really sure where he fit in.

"In my head I'm thinking, 'Y'all gonna fly me to Minnesota to come take pictures of Mickey Gall?'" Jackson said.

No, Cantrell explained to Jackson. We want you to fight Gall, the matchmaker told him.

"I was like, 'Fight who?'" Jackson said. "He's like, 'If you fight Mickey Gall, you get CM Punk.' That's how they're hyping this up to me. I was like, 'This makes no sense. What are you talking about?'"

quote:

"To me, this is a big troll," Jackson said. "This is a massive troll by everyone involved here."

"You have CM Punk, who has no MMA experience, fighting. You got this kid Mickey Gall, who literally wins one fight -- he's fighting in some small town in Jersey that Dana White happened to be at and was like, 'I want to fight CM Punk.' And he gets signed by the UFC. And then you got me. All my experience is in boxing and kickboxing. Now I'm in the UFC. It's like, 'What the gently caress is going on here?'"

quote:

"Literally a week after I got back in the gym, they were like, 'Hey, do you want to fight in the UFC?'" Jackson said. "I was like, 'What the gently caress?'"

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

lol

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Dangersim posted:

Why is this happening in the ufc? What was Dana thinking. Is this how he envisioned it?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

coconono posted:

Mickey got real quiet when Punk walked over and said a few words.

Just sayin.

"I beat John Cena."

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014

coconono posted:

Mickey got real quiet when Punk walked over and said a few words.
Well, you gotta let the veteran call the match.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




CM Punk is gonna win his fight with the GTS.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


lmao

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
They must not have paid that dude very well

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

cams
Mar 28, 2003


DannoMack posted:

They must not have paid that dude very well
yeah imo it is really dumb for them to be subtly playing up the fact that this is an absurd situation that everyone needs to tune in to see cause i mean it is so crazy

  • Locked thread