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RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
Trump, I will be a horrible fascist.

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

wrong, sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNRNHgi1RzU

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

etalian posted:

Tar sands oil is pretty bad but it's distant 2nd place in terms of the worst Albertan exports after Ted Cruz.

It's Oilsands, not tar sands, rear end in a top hat. At least have the decorum to not spread your uninformed hippie bullshit beyond our borders.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PT6A posted:

It's Oilsands, not tar sands, rear end in a top hat. At least have the decorum to not spread your uninformed hippie bullshit beyond our borders.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/JonathanFeld/status/696163166162706432

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
good lord i wish i could be there.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

shiksa posted:

good lord i wish i could be there.

Well I hope more than 12 people show up to the event

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I love the human moments of people reacting to live production decisitons.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

This might blow your mind, but I think that ABC is sucking the dick of Marco Rubio.

They really, really want to stroke Marco Rubios cock.

They want it so bad.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Do It Once Right posted:

This might blow your mind, but I think that ABC is sucking the dick of Marco Rubio.

They really, really want to stroke Marco Rubios cock.

They want it so bad.

They're gonna have a tough time after his performance tonight. He's been absolutely dreadful.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/DomenicoNPR/status/696166679538245632

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNRNHgi1RzU

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'm just tuning in, who's winning so far?

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

I'm just tuning in, who's winning so far?

Gilmore.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

If only this had been posted earlier!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

RACHET posted:

Trump, I will be a horrible fascist.

His October surprise will be going full progressive.


Should've let Carson talk for one more minute.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Jewel Repetition posted:

I'm just tuning in, who's winning so far?

Chris Christie>>>>>Jeb Bush>Donald Trump=Ted Cruz>John Kasich>>>>>Marco Rubio>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ben Carson

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I just started watching the debate, but Christie did a good job tearing into Rubio. I had to check my DVR several times to make sure I didn't accidently hit rewind because I swear I heard Rubio say the same thing several times. I think he will really lose some traction if the magnifying glass gets a little closer on him because he really wobbles when he goes off-script. Don't get me wrong, it's a good script but when he has to veer off, it really shows. If republicans were bitching out Obama for using a teleprompter (even though they all do) they will rip Rubio apart.

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

How is Predator Jones polling

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Jewel Repetition posted:

I'm just tuning in, who's winning so far?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Patter Song posted:

Chris Christie>>>>>Jeb Bush>Donald Trump=Ted Cruz>John Kasich>>>>>Marco Rubio>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ben Carson

God yes.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Xenophon posted:

If only this had been posted earlier!

Don't act as though Tainen didn't know what he was doing. He knew exactly what he was doing

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


I see a lot of posts ripping into Rubio's performance. Was the first hour or so of the debate that much of a disaster for him?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Shifty Pony posted:

I see a lot of posts ripping into Rubio's performance. Was the first hour or so of the debate that much of a disaster for him?

Literally a disaster.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Shifty Pony posted:

I see a lot of posts ripping into Rubio's performance. Was the first hour or so of the debate that much of a disaster for him?

Let's dispel with the fiction that Marco Rubio didn't know what he was doing by repeating the same sentence verbatim three times within five minutes. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Shifty Pony posted:

I see a lot of posts ripping into Rubio's performance. Was the first hour or so of the debate that much of a disaster for him?

watch this if you like torture porn, it's 7 minutes of pure gore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0WUtNJAo9k

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Shifty Pony posted:

I see a lot of posts ripping into Rubio's performance. Was the first hour or so of the debate that much of a disaster for him?




Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Shifty Pony posted:

I see a lot of posts ripping into Rubio's performance. Was the first hour or so of the debate that much of a disaster for him?

In the words of Scruffy the Janitor, "*sniff* Yep."

Chris Christie bent him over the podium and hosed him for being completely unable to do anything except regurgitate the same 25-second sound bite about how Obama is an evil mastermind who is TRYING TO CHANGE THE COUNTRY.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Shifty Pony posted:

I see a lot of posts ripping into Rubio's performance. Was the first hour or so of the debate that much of a disaster for him?

Christie attacked him on his obvious strategy of just giving his stump speech and he responded by... giving his stump speech.

It was astounding.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




HIGH AS gently caress

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I feel like nothing Rubio did the rest of the night could possibly have overcome that first half hour. He was COMPLETELY exposed.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I guess tonight counts as "Scrutiny"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Alter Ego posted:

I feel like nothing Rubio did the rest of the night could possibly have overcome that first half hour. He was COMPLETELY exposed.

he's loving terrible and if you wanna talk "electability" has no chance in a general after that showing

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Trump is definitely the winner tonight, not because he's good at debating but because Kasich and Christie are going to take votes from Rubio.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



All these dudes are clowns though, never mind that loving Jeb Bush had one of the better performances and will probably get a surprise 2nd or 3rd at this rate

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

triple sulk posted:

All these dudes are clowns

It's kind of amazing that the two major parties for the most prestigious position of the United States of America can offer only these paltry sacrifices

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


It's on his weakest point, too, which is being ready and experienced enough, especially since the Republican base is still defensive over Obama being a first-term Senator. It's enough to cast his other answers the rest of the night in a bad light, making him sound scripted and flustered.

The idea that Rubio's going to ride his Iowa momentum to a 2nd place finish in New Hampshire then become the establishment pick has definitely taken a big hit. Trump did a good job of being controlled, his answers at these debates have definitely gotten better and even if Jeb got under his skin for once I think attacking the crowd as establishment shills might actually work for him with his fanbase. I think tonight solidified Trump's odds in New Hampshire and extended the chaos between Kasich, Rubio, Jeb and Christie.

That's my hot take, thanks for reading.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I love how Trump stood next to Carson in the traffic jam during the introductions

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Malloreon posted:

watch this if you like torture porn, it's 7 minutes of pure gore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0WUtNJAo9k

I like the split screen near the end where Christie looks like he's barely holding back the urge to punch Rubio in his pretty little speechifying face.

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

Malloreon posted:

watch this if you like torture porn, it's 7 minutes of pure gore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0WUtNJAo9k

my impotence...cured!!!

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