Grandmother of Five posted:

got this idea that i'm thinking about mailing to vince mcmmaho to use as a wwf event:

during one of the crowd shots we see a typical millennial bitch shoving an older gentleman out of the way in order to get a better view, but get this: he's from the Great Generation; basically a complete bad rear end who doesn't take sh*t from anyone. Greatest Generation Guy (future stage name is trible G if this takes off) takes her camera phone away from her, but then all her millennial friends get at him; there's the kind of millennial guy who looks like a lumberjack except extremely skinny, the kind of millennial guy who also looks like a lumberjack except extremely fat, the kind of millennial chick who looks like a lumber jack but has those thick brimmed glasses, all kinds of millennial faux lumberjacks, and they're using dirty tricks. imagine all the wwf heel moves like steel chairs, double- and triple teaming against this one elderly guy. Triple G is taking a stand but it's looking bad

suddenly an extremely pale guy wearing a "there is 10 kind of people" t-shirt jumps in and helps triple G out; where did this guy come from? you just know this guy knows his way around IT stuff, but that he doesn't actually let social media control his life, and he has great respect for the olden days when family values were like how they were in the Fallout universe pre-war, (Interplay NOT Obsidan) now triple G and tech guy does double-team moves on the lumberjacks who gets triggerd to all hell. "sir, ill let you have this one out of respect for you and our country" says the IT guy and triple G does his finishig special move on the last lumberjack which is basically a homage to the Nguyễn Văn L�m execution except instead of killng the millennials he smashes up their smartphones so they can't post on twitter about how their feefees got hurt

les fleurs du mall posted:

Meanwhile, regular goons:

Yeah i didn't eat breakfast. Just kind of had two or three cigarettes and choked myself with my tie while masturbating before getting in the car for work. I find this helps me stop getting unwanted erections when I see women at work.

Had a bunch of machine coffee once I got there, no sugar though because there was none left.

For lunch i went to subway and had a meatball sub. A couple of other work folk came with me, but i didn't really speak to them much at all, just kinda stared around the room thinking about whether it was actually morally justifiable to be eating here after the whole jared thing in the news, but by the time i made any headway i'd finished my sandwich and left so i stopped thinking about that.

Had another coffee at work, few more cigs.

Once I got home I got a cold supermarket-own-brand beer out of the fridge and warmed up the oven for my frozen pizza. Ate that at the computer while reading the latest posts in the Millenials thread.

Had the remaining few doritos out of the bag on the floor next to my computer then went to bed.

ghostter posted:

http://i.imgur.com/VfTKSAp.jpg

symbolic posted:

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Buller posted:

Doesn't seem too bad to me just a little robot-y maybe.

EugeneJ posted:

EugeneJ posted:

That cripple is maintaining her stationary position

symbolic posted:

ghostter posted:

undergarments no one will ever actually see

les fleurs du mall posted:

Meanwhile, regular goons:

Yeah i didn't eat breakfast. Just kind of had two or three cigarettes and choked myself with my tie while masturbating before getting in the car for work. I find this helps me stop getting unwanted erections when I see women at work.

Had a bunch of machine coffee once I got there, no sugar though because there was none left.

For lunch i went to subway and had a meatball sub. A couple of other work folk came with me, but i didn't really speak to them much at all, just kinda stared around the room thinking about whether it was actually morally justifiable to be eating here after the whole jared thing in the news, but by the time i made any headway i'd finished my sandwich and left so i stopped thinking about that.

Had another coffee at work, few more cigs.

Once I got home I got a cold supermarket-own-brand beer out of the fridge and warmed up the oven for my frozen pizza. Ate that at the computer while reading the latest posts in the Millenials thread.

Had the remaining few doritos out of the bag on the floor next to my computer then went to bed.

thathonkey posted:

hint: disabled people can drive

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

I'm 52, but if I have to lie to keep out of the baby boomer club, then I will

ghostter posted:

EugeneJ posted:

Playboy just relaunched as a non-nude magazine, and is engineered towards Millennials.

The first cover?

EugeneJ posted:

Playboy just relaunched as a non-nude magazine, and is engineered towards Millennials.

The first cover?

Corn Burst posted:

This is retarded.

EugeneJ posted:

Playboy just relaunched as a non-nude magazine, and is engineered towards Millennials.

The first cover?

Nolgthorn posted:

Something about this makes me want to see that girl naked so bad

You can't do this Playboy!

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set�along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea�before my son Rohan wakes.



At 8am, I had a warm, morning chi drink on my way to the school drop off, drunk in the car! It contains more than 25 grams of plant protein, thanks to vanilla mushroom protein and stone ground almond butter, and also has the super endocrine, brain, immunity, and libido- boosting powers of Brain Dust, cordyceps, reishi, maca, and Shilajit resin. I throw ho shou wu and pearl in as part of my beauty regime. I chase it with three quinton shots for mineralization and two lipospheric vitamin B-complex packets for energy.


At 9:30am, I drink 16 ounces of unsweetened, strong green juice, which is my alkalizer, hydrator, energizer, source of protein and calcium, and overall mood balancer. It's also my easy, 'lazy,' and delicious skin regime. I also take three tablespoons of bee pollen. I love Moon Juice's soft and chewy bee pollen�it's a creamy, candy-like treat that gives me my daily B-vitamin blast, and also helps feed my skin and aids hormone production. I'll also grab a handful of activated cashews. I try to get these in every day for their brain chemistry magic. I chase this with a shot of pressed turmeric root in freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.


For lunch, I had zucchini ribbons with basil, pine nuts, sun-cured olives, and lemon, with green tea on the side. This is such an easy, elegant, and light meal. I made this while on a phone meeting before heading out for the rest of the work day. I often alternate this with my other lunch staple: a nori roll with umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. This is my version of a taco, and it's insanely delicious. These ingredients are all pantry staples, so I eat some version of this everyday. It's probiotic-rich with the cultured veggies, and deeply mineralizing thanks to the sea vegetables, and the avocado nourishes the brain and hormones. It's awesomely satiating and takes 45 seconds to compile. I usually make this while standing, working with someone, simultaneously emailing and definitely texting. I know the right answer would be to sit down and take 10 minutes to eat, but that doesn't happen for lunch, ever.

If I'm home around 3pm, I always reach for coconut yogurt with cardamom, dried figs, walnuts, and apricots from a weekend farm visit�and a chunk of raw dark chocolate. I ferment big batches of coconut yogurt and make big batches of raw chocolate spiked with maca and any other medicinal herb I'm focusing on. It's easy to do, and makes for potent, fast snack food throughout the month.

Today I also called into Moon Juice and got some 'drive through.' Work doesn't keep me in the shop like it used to. Sadly I'm always on the go and running late, so I usually call in a mid-workday curbside pick-up. I grabbed a mint chip hemp milk with double servings of maca and sprouted brown rice protein, sweetened with stevia, as well as two Goodness Greens juices.


I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima in Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old's favorite restaurant. I had a seaweed salad with micro cilantro and daikon, and a delicate broth of mushrooms and herbs.


From 7 to 9pm, I went to my Kundalini yoga class at Rama Yoga in Venice, with my go-to teacher, Harijiwan.


My son and I make a batch of almond milk and vanilla chia pudding for the next morning at bedtime. We like to have cups of it before it's totally done, when it's more like chia milk.


At 11pm, I had a nightcap of heart tonic and raw chocolate made from one of my big batches�this one was made with our Moon Pantry heirloom raw cacao, reishi and Chaga mushroom, sprouted brown rice protein, and coconut oil. I love chocolate�and on some evenings, I don't want to deny the indulgence�so I've devised a million low glycemic recipes.

symbolic posted:

meme party

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Either way I don't believe this is real. And anyone trying to follow those examples would look like a colossal tool who's trying really hard to look smarter than they are by shoehorning words with lots of syllables into their vocabulary.

EugeneJ posted:

Playboy just relaunched as a non-nude magazine, and is engineered towards Millennials.

The first cover?

Reverse Centaur posted:

I guess now that it's not a nudie mag they can use underage models? wtf

amusinginquiry posted:

Whats tribbing

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set�along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea�before my son Rohan wakes.



At 8am, I had a warm, morning chi drink on my way to the school drop off, drunk in the car! It contains more than 25 grams of plant protein, thanks to vanilla mushroom protein and stone ground almond butter, and also has the super endocrine, brain, immunity, and libido- boosting powers of Brain Dust, cordyceps, reishi, maca, and Shilajit resin. I throw ho shou wu and pearl in as part of my beauty regime. I chase it with three quinton shots for mineralization and two lipospheric vitamin B-complex packets for energy.


At 9:30am, I drink 16 ounces of unsweetened, strong green juice, which is my alkalizer, hydrator, energizer, source of protein and calcium, and overall mood balancer. It's also my easy, 'lazy,' and delicious skin regime. I also take three tablespoons of bee pollen. I love Moon Juice's soft and chewy bee pollen�it's a creamy, candy-like treat that gives me my daily B-vitamin blast, and also helps feed my skin and aids hormone production. I'll also grab a handful of activated cashews. I try to get these in every day for their brain chemistry magic. I chase this with a shot of pressed turmeric root in freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.


For lunch, I had zucchini ribbons with basil, pine nuts, sun-cured olives, and lemon, with green tea on the side. This is such an easy, elegant, and light meal. I made this while on a phone meeting before heading out for the rest of the work day. I often alternate this with my other lunch staple: a nori roll with umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. This is my version of a taco, and it's insanely delicious. These ingredients are all pantry staples, so I eat some version of this everyday. It's probiotic-rich with the cultured veggies, and deeply mineralizing thanks to the sea vegetables, and the avocado nourishes the brain and hormones. It's awesomely satiating and takes 45 seconds to compile. I usually make this while standing, working with someone, simultaneously emailing and definitely texting. I know the right answer would be to sit down and take 10 minutes to eat, but that doesn't happen for lunch, ever.

If I'm home around 3pm, I always reach for coconut yogurt with cardamom, dried figs, walnuts, and apricots from a weekend farm visit�and a chunk of raw dark chocolate. I ferment big batches of coconut yogurt and make big batches of raw chocolate spiked with maca and any other medicinal herb I'm focusing on. It's easy to do, and makes for potent, fast snack food throughout the month.

Today I also called into Moon Juice and got some 'drive through.' Work doesn't keep me in the shop like it used to. Sadly I'm always on the go and running late, so I usually call in a mid-workday curbside pick-up. I grabbed a mint chip hemp milk with double servings of maca and sprouted brown rice protein, sweetened with stevia, as well as two Goodness Greens juices.


I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima in Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old's favorite restaurant. I had a seaweed salad with micro cilantro and daikon, and a delicate broth of mushrooms and herbs.


From 7 to 9pm, I went to my Kundalini yoga class at Rama Yoga in Venice, with my go-to teacher, Harijiwan.


My son and I make a batch of almond milk and vanilla chia pudding for the next morning at bedtime. We like to have cups of it before it's totally done, when it's more like chia milk.


At 11pm, I had a nightcap of heart tonic and raw chocolate made from one of my big batches�this one was made with our Moon Pantry heirloom raw cacao, reishi and Chaga mushroom, sprouted brown rice protein, and coconut oil. I love chocolate�and on some evenings, I don't want to deny the indulgence�so I've devised a million low glycemic recipes.

neonbregna posted:

The new American psycho reboot is looking boring as gently caress.