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KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

Eonwe posted:

does he think multimillion dollar companies keep lawyers on retainer to send letters to internet trolls

like imagine if gabe newell had his lawyers send a letter every time someone called him fat on the internet or Ubisoft sent out letters every time someone called the company Ubishit

Sorry but neither of them are females.

Females are delicate, special, and need our protection at all times.

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:51

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Scruffpuff posted:

That's probably one of the only terrible outcomes of this project that won't happen. I suspect the real actors have run into the "director's wife" situation before (re: Kate Capshaw in Temple of Doom). That road does not lead to success.

You know, her career started at age 3 in '56 with a soap opera, and she had two movies before Indy, right? (Well, one movie and a TV movie.)

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Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

KiddieGrinder posted:

Sorry but neither of them are females.

Females are delicate, special, and need our protection at all times.

That is why I keep my katana at hand at all times.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:51

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Samizdata posted:

You know, her career started at age 3 in '56 with a soap opera, and she had two movies before Indy, right? (Well, one movie and a TV movie.)

Note to self: fact-check before poo poo-talking. Learn to use "The Google".

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:52

Astroniomix: Apr 24, 2015

DoctorStrangelove posted:

The sharpshooter holding the rifle when he's doing the pistol animation makes this relevant to Star Citizen.

It happens to me fairly frequently. The best part is the guns get "swapped" for the rest of the mission, he'll hold the pistol like it's a rifle while idle/moving and fire it when using the "fire sniper" or "overwatch" actions and then shoot the rifle like it's a pistol any time he does something with the pistol.

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Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

on 1800

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:55

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Happy page 1800 from back here on page 1785

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:56

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Astroniomix posted:

It happens to me fairly frequently. The best part is the guns get "swapped" for the rest of the mission, he'll hold the pistol like it's a rifle while idle/moving and fire it when using the "fire sniper" or "overwatch" actions and then shoot the rifle like it's a pistol any time he does something with the pistol.

Did they keep the bug from XCOM1 where you can overwatch with the sniper for only one action point?

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:56

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

MeLKoR posted:

spacetoaster posted:
Ok guys, I have to go be a weekend Soldier right now. If you could all just stop posting til Sunday night I'd really appreciate it.

Any bets on how many posts there will be when I come back?

My money is on 900...nah 1200.

I'm gonna say around page 1800 so more like 2200 posts.

... and as I predicted in my Feb 5th post :goonsay:

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

1800

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:58

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Which will come first:

CIG releases a flyable Caterpillar

OR

Ben gets a pig heart (not for eating)

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:59

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Eonwe posted:

does he think multimillion dollar companies keep lawyers on retainer to send letters to internet trolls

like imagine if gabe newell had his lawyers send a letter every time someone called him fat on the internet or Ubisoft sent out letters every time someone called the company Ubishit

no you dont understand this is sandi, not gabe newell. sandi!

# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:59

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

How much backer money has been spent on monitoring this thread?

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

This thread doubles in rate every second

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Chin: Dec 12, 2005; GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

Hello Sandi please continue trying to beat Star Citizen's detractors at their own game. The thread is slowing down we could use a fun infusion. Thank you.

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Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Scruffpuff posted:

Note to self: fact-check before poo poo-talking. Learn to use "The Google".

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:01

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:01

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

A Neurotic Jew posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/44mjkv/ideas_and_thoughts_on_an_ingame_photography/

Dudes like this can't ever have had sex

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:02

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

no you dont understand this is sandi, not gabe newell. sandi!

Yeah, and she's one of the best business women in the world. What has Gabe ever accomplished that makes him a relevant point of comparison, huh, huh, huh?

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MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Dudes like this can't ever have had sex

Incel Citizen

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:03

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Dudes like this can't ever have had sex

i don't think that's something you really need to worry about per se

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:03

Chin: Dec 12, 2005; GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

They're saving themselves for the woman in the red dress.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:04

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Samizdata posted:

You know, her career started at age 3 in '56 with a soap opera, and she had two movies before Indy, right? (Well, one movie and a TV movie.)

She's still a bad actress.

Proof that experience doesn't equal skill I suppose

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A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

professional photographers get laid all the time!

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:04

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Chin posted:

They're saving themselves for the woman in the red dress.

lmao

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:04

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Tippis posted:

Yeah, and she's one of the best business women in the world. What has Gabe ever accomplished that makes him a relevant point of comparison, huh, huh, huh?

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AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rs5vq/compiling_a_list_of_predictions_and_allegations/

lmfao how is this not a joke

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:06

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Sunswipe posted:

In addition to what others have said, I think CR's "saviour of PC gaming" mentality enters into it. He can't be the saviour if he does the same stuff that PC games are already doing. EVERYTHING has to be new and the product of his genius mind so that those he saves will owe their thanks to Christ Roberts and Christ Roberts alone.

Although why he has to reinvent so many wheels but is happy to use the Cryengine is beyond me.

Because CIG is the Monster Cables of Space Sims. Star Citizen will have an unprecedented system whereby you leave your ship controls, go to take a dump, lay on your rape cot and go into deep space hibernation. Thank god no one before Chris Roberts thought about having a "Save" option. They make every simple thing sound like it's unprecedented and terribly hard to implement which should be a huge red flag that you're being baffled with bullshit.

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Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

Come back to the thread, Karl.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:07

Astroniomix: Apr 24, 2015

AugmentedVision posted:

Did they keep the bug from XCOM1 where you can overwatch with the sniper for only one action point?

It's a purely graphical bug.

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KM Scorchio: Feb 13, 2008; "If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Congratulations thread in having more worthwhile content that the game we are discussing.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:09

Morningwoodpecker: Jan 17, 2016; I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

Booblord Zagats posted:

That fuckwit should be beaten until he never dares to holds a gun wrongly again.

Fake edit : Sorry for the disproportionate anger over an entirely trivial thing, I think I've touched too much poop.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:10

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Rhubarb94 posted:

That fuckwit should be beaten until he never dares to holds a gun wrongly again.

Fake edit : Sorry for the disproportionate anger over an entirely trivial thing, I think I've touched too much poop.

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# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:10