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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol if they're all bills

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

It's like 4 posts above yours :psyduck:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





The funnies scenario would be the players being Shady, DJax, Maclin and Boykin

Chip was right

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

#IStandWithShady

Ehud posted:

lol if they're all bills

I'm guessing not because they were in Philly, but hey, more Hard Knocks fodder if they are.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

DOOP posted:

The funnies scenario would be the players being Shady, DJax, Maclin and Boykin

Chip was right

Pretty sure having Rex and Rob in there would be the top scenario

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

But wait, there's more!

https://twitter.com/DSchratwieser/status/696718578276503552
https://twitter.com/DSchratwieser/status/696720402194829312

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


ahahaha this can't be life

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Shady literally almost killed a guy if the allegations are true, and a cop at that.

Shady is going away for a long time isn't he if this is true?

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Goddamn it Shady, I thought we were doing okay at the RB position, well enough to concentrate on other areas. We're going to need another running back now aren't we?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
...It was over champagne?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Shady literally almost killed a guy if the allegations are true, and a cop at that.

Shady is going away for a long time isn't he if this is true?
lol at people with money getting the brunt of the justice system.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Shady literally almost killed a guy if the allegations are true, and a cop at that.

Shady is going away for a long time isn't he if this is true?

putting a private citizen into the hospital with a skull fracture is bad enough that you'll probably get time.

doing it to a cop? yeahhhh he's in deep poo poo.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Ozu posted:

lol at people with money getting the brunt of the justice system.

Depends on what you did. Hernandez is feeling quite a lot of it.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ozu posted:

lol at people with money getting the brunt of the justice system.

doesn't blackness cancel out richness

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Mystic Stylez posted:

Don't worry we will bounce back and be there :getin:

Taking Joe Flacco down after not missing a single game in his career was the wrong move and he will put up 6,000 passing yards next season.

Only if that's 6 yards shy of 4,000 in the regular season and well more than 2,000 in route to SB MVP part deux.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Top Hats Monthly posted:

...It was over champagne?

Roided out, drunk athletes getting angry over trivial poo poo.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/DSchratwieser/status/696728247594258432

Sounds like everyone involved hosed up hard if even the cops didn't want more cops coming on-scene after they got tossed.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

If there's one thing Shady demands it's prompt service that he doesn't tip for

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

#BillsMafia

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

embarrasing tank posted:

Depends on what you did. Hernandez is feeling quite a lot of it.
Well yeah, Hernandez was a literal serial murderer and terrible at covering his tracks. Can't help lost causes.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sour Diesel posted:

#BillsMafia

Hold up, he didn't put anyone through a table.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

I'm pretty sure they're straight-up begging him to come back. He could ask to be paid in platinum bars and they'd probably say yes at this point.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sean10mm posted:

I'm pretty sure they're straight-up begging him to come back. He could ask to be paid in platinum bars and they'd probably say yes at this point.

According to John Howe Dante was the one who approached the Pats and not the other way around. He knows the team needs him. He's the prodigal son returning.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

According to John Howe Dante was the one who approached the Pats and not the other way around. He knows the team needs him. He's the prodigal son returning.

huh, he's only 67. that sounds weird saying he's "only" 67 but i thought he was like 80

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Lmao Bills. What the hell.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Tell you what, bet the alternative Bills timeline before SB50 is the real cause of this brawl

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Tell you what, bet the alternative Bills timeline before SB50 is the real cause of this brawl

I still cannot loving believe they did that

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

DOOP posted:

doesn't blackness cancel out richness

How long have you followed sports?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Henchman of Santa posted:

How long have you followed sports?

He beat a cop not a woman so this is uncharted territory

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I still cannot loving believe they did that

The worst part about it was how freaking bland it was. It was just a bunch of shots of Thurman Thomas blankly reciting "wow, we are the greatest team of all time. We won four times in a row."

You go through all the trouble of CGI editing that stupid shot and then don't even bother to write jokes.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

fsif posted:

The worst part about it was how freaking bland it was. It was just a bunch of shots of Thurman Thomas blankly reciting "wow, we are the greatest team of all time. We won four times in a row."

You go through all the trouble of CGI editing that stupid shot and then don't even bother to write jokes.

They should have also edited Jim Kelly's life to not be hilariously tragic as well

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
No more football for 7 months. Jared Allen didn't a ring.

Shady doing amazingly dumb things, a good start to the offseason.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
No ring for Cortland Finnegan though which is nice

Wade getting a ring owns :unsmith:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Intruder posted:

No ring for Cortland Finnegan though which is nice

Wade getting a ring owns :unsmith:

My dad is an actual lifelong Broncos fan and was super happy for Wade it was touching

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Intruder posted:

No ring for Cortland Finnegan though which is nice

Wade getting a ring owns :unsmith:

Dallas Cowboys scrap heap really paid off for Denver between :baby: and Ware.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Shady gets bounced to the outside for a loss again

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Chip was right about Shady + did nothing wrong + will do nothing wrong

Chipernick 2016.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Quest For Glory II posted:

Shady gets bounced to the outside for a loss again

:lol:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/696746703307849729

Sounds like some bitchboys thought they could hang with the big dogs

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/DSchratwieser/status/696728247594258432

Sounds like everyone involved hosed up hard if even the cops didn't want more cops coming on-scene after they got tossed.

LOL if it turns out the cops started it.

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