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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Haha, CNN is too pussy to say "pussy" on CNN.

Really, America?

Seriously, the way they were dancing around it -- "a part of a woman's anatomy that I can't repeat here" -- made me think they were talking about something much worse.

Although Ted Cruz is most assuredly also a giant oval office, so it would've been correct in either event.

PT6A fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Feb 9, 2016

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
"As you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our 4 children in the 21st century."

Yes Rubio, I do see that your children are temporally aligned, and not chrono-specters dressed like pilgrims.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Shear Modulus posted:

i like to imagine that he's having ptsd-style flashbacks to christie kicking his rear end while this happens

Lol

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

PT6A posted:

Haha, CNN is too pussy to say "pussy" on CNN.

Really, America?

Journalists are so dishonest. SAY THE WORD!

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

sharkbomb posted:

my god, he is a terrible politician.

Don't worry, he knows exactly what he's doing.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
i just really want the pattern in the gop primaries to continue being "random other person gets first place, trump always gets second, and the first person is always different until we run out of candidates and they loop around"


like gilmore just up and takes first over trump narrowly in idaho. fiorina is first over trump in maine

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

Jewel Repetition posted:

"As you saw, Jeanette and I are raising our 4 children in the 21st century."

Yes Rubio, I do see that your children are temporally aligned, and not chrono-specters dressed like pilgrims.

Well, at last we know he's not a Terminator, just a Replicant.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010


Iowa's been picked and it's over
Where's the chip on your shoulder?
Out side were snow banks blows
Inside is where New Hampshire grows
Picking up Jeb!'s pieces
Some Gilmore to believe in



[Chorus:]
As you stump in Cheshire
Think what you've said, remember
Hang on, don't you let go now
You know, with every heartbeat, we vote
Nothing comes easy
Hang on, ask Jim Gilmore

You've got some fascination
With your poll expectations
Ted Cruz is your obsession
His heart, demons' possession
Let down your stump speeches
Won't be up to the one who screeches

[Chorus]



Hang on, ask Jim Gilmore
When you're feeling Trump's unfair
You just ask Jim Gilmore
When you've lost in deep donors
You just ask Jim Gilmore

[Chorus 2x]

Ask Jim Gilmore
When you're feeling Trump's unfair
When you've lost in deep donors
Ask Jim Gilmore
Gilmore

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Kalman posted:

Well, at last we know he's not a Terminator, just a Replicant.

Someone should administer the Voight-Kampff Test at the next debate

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


Paul what has this election done to you

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

blue squares posted:

Paul what has this election done to you

the realization that nothing matters anymore

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Third World Reggin posted:

the realization that nothing matters anymore

it's why this election is hilarious. the only other alternative is tears

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Marco Rubio has the yips

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/eliasisquith/status/696188097709658112

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

fishmech posted:

i just really want the pattern in the gop primaries to continue being "random other person gets first place, trump always gets second, and the first person is always different until we run out of candidates and they loop around"


like gilmore just up and takes first over trump narrowly in idaho. fiorina is first over trump in maine

Yeah i was expressing my hope of something to that effect before

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Someone should administer the Voight-Kampff Test at the next debate

Let's dispel with the fiction that this tortoise doesn't know what it's doing. It knows exactly what it's doing, lying on its back, becoming more like the temperature of the sun.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Please be excite

bloomberg may enter the race still

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




gently caress, I heard it in his voice and everything!!!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Third World Reggin posted:

Please be excite

bloomberg may enter the race still

If he does I'll vom.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Someone should administer the Voight-Kampff Test at the next debate

JEB: Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about... my mother.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Trump calling Cruz a pussy is my new favorite thing.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Trump is the Saint's Row of politicians.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
MSNBC aired the He's A Pussy clip uncensored


lmao

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Jewel Repetition posted:

Trump is the Saint's Row of politicians.

he's more Just Cause imo

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Montasque posted:

Trump calling Cruz a pussy is my new favorite thing.

He says what we're all thinking, or posting online anonymously

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
About this whole Obama doesn't know what he's doing thing:

Wasn't Rubio trying to portray him like a diabolical evil master mind? And now they respond by saying No! he's stupid.

Is that really the argument? Evil seems like a perfectly fine position to hold in a republican primary. But they hate the black man in the whitehouse so much he can't even be capable of forethought.

MarcoRubio
Feb 3, 2016

Are you ready for a New American Century?

Kurt_Cobain posted:

About this whole Obama doesn't know what he's doing thing:

Wasn't Rubio trying to portray him like a diabolical evil master mind? And now they respond by saying No! he's stupid.

Is that really the argument? Evil seems like a perfectly fine position to hold in a republican primary. But they hate the black man in the whitehouse so much he can't even be capable of forethought.

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking an effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Kurt_Cobain posted:

About this whole Obama doesn't know what he's doing thing:

Wasn't Rubio trying to portray him like a diabolical evil master mind? And now they respond by saying No! he's stupid.

Is that really the argument? Evil seems like a perfectly fine position to hold in a republican primary. But they hate the black man in the whitehouse so much he can't even be capable of forethought.

The idea that the far-right is pushing is that Obama is trying to transform America and make it like EUROPE(GROSS PUKE EWWWW).

That's it.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
i was getting sick of the gimmick account posting but that one gets a pass

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Marco's second meltdown is somehow worse. He repeats himself three times in a span of 30 seconds and doesn't even have the benefit of someone interrupting him or setting him up for a canned response.

Maybe he did have a stroke?

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Naet posted:

Marco's second meltdown is somehow worse. He repeats himself three times in a span of 30 seconds and doesn't even have the benefit of someone interrupting him or setting him up for a canned response.

Maybe he did have a stroke?

I'm tellin' you, man, it's the yips. He's just psyching himself out now. He's broken

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wonder who the GOP nominee will be.

No really. I do wonder. Trump will burn out I think. Cruz is too hated. Rubio has been exposed. Kasich and Bush are too unpopular.

So who the heck will it be?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Has this been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq3hsb7v-VY

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I really hope Rubio turns out to be Weird Head Guy 2.0

Edit: Scott Walker lmao I forgot his name

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Just wondering but what happened to USPol? It was moved here when the Dem thread making GBS threads occurred but now I cannot find it.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

fart blood posted:

I wonder who the GOP nominee will be.

No really. I do wonder. Trump will burn out I think. Cruz is too hated. Rubio has been exposed. Kasich and Bush are too unpopular.

So who the heck will it be?

It will still be Rubio. He is the only viable candidate who won't lead to some Republicans staying home on Election Day, and being able to draw upon that wider base of potential support will carry him through in the end.

I also expect that by the time we get to South Carolina, he will resume full robot mode and everyone is going to overlook it (as they did in the months leading up to the last debate).

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
scott walker may have had a shot by now, hahahahaha

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Just wondering but what happened to USPol? It was moved here when the Dem thread making GBS threads occurred but now I cannot find it.

It got gassed.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

Montasque posted:

The idea that the far-right is pushing is that Obama is trying to transform America and make it like EUROPE(GROSS PUKE EWWWW).

That's it.
Ok that makes even less sense

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Xenophon posted:

Thanks! It's always nice to hear someone is reading them.

just wanted to say i always read your summaries and for me you are among the patron saints of this thread among the likes of joe, patter song, and montasque

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