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Gorilla Salad posted:When 'If You Are The One' does their Australian episode in a few months, it should be worth the watch. Few months? Valentines day dinner has been scrapped with the lady friend and we're going to watch that and have dinner Saturday instead. They're on the 14/02 and 21/02 if the adds on SBS2 aren't lying.
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Wow. Ugly and petty on the inside. gently caress beauty standards but gently caress you for not meeting my beauty standards.
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Birb Katter posted:Few months? Valentines day dinner has been scrapped with the lady friend and we're going to watch that and have dinner Saturday instead. They're on the 14/02 and 21/02 if the adds on SBS2 aren't lying. OK I'm going to need some more info on what is clearly the cultural event of the year.
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jeebus bob posted:OK I'm going to need some more info on what is clearly the cultural event of the year. It's a Chinese dating show, the flew out to Australia a while back to hook Chinese speaking Aussies up with dates. It's trash TV but with flat out real people not scripted idiots. Not caring a lot about vday as a specific day so moving stuff to a Saturday rather than a Sunday night works very well for my ladyfriend who has just landed a *very* big promotion and a massive Sunday is worse for her than a Saturday. We're going to be the exception to the rule when it comes to bumping dates for this TV. If you look for If You Are The One on youtube you'll se a bunch of it. Really need someone there with you to mock it though or it gets old fast.
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Birb Katter posted:It's a Chinese dating show, the flew out to Australia a while back to hook Chinese speaking Aussies up with dates. It's trash TV but with flat out real people not scripted idiots. Not caring a lot about vday as a specific day so moving stuff to a Saturday rather than a Sunday night works very well for my ladyfriend who has just landed a *very* big promotion and a massive Sunday is worse for her than a Saturday. We're going to be the exception to the rule when it comes to bumping dates for this TV.  well isn't that sweet
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Fatkraken posted:Fatacceptancestarterpack.jpeg That pic I linked last page. Same person.
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jeebus bob posted:well isn't that sweet I think calling a guy "fatty" is a pretty tame nickname in the Chinese culture. Of course it's a different story in the US
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Gorilla Salad posted:China.jpg aug: You watch the Aussie / NZ ones for the weeaboos. 
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I think calling a guy "fatty" is a pretty tame nickname in the Chinese culture. You're *way* more likely to lose a date because you've had more than 2 exes than you are for being fat. It's seen as being cute.
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It's a thread rule if you defend being fat you have to post yourself wearing the fat.
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amityville anus posted:It's a thread rule if you defend being fat you have to post yourself wearing the fat. Yeah but that is like the 'if you shitpost you must post a photo of your poo poo" rule. Everyone here shitposts but no one has to deliver the goods.
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Birb Katter posted:You're *way* more likely to lose a date because you've had more than 2 exes than you are for being fat. It's seen as being cute. So what you're saying is big fat virgin goons would be better served moving to China?
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Solice Kirsk posted:So what you're saying is big fat virgin goons would be better served moving to China? We take their crappy poisonous exports, so it's only fair they take ours.
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Birb Katter posted:It's a Chinese dating show, the flew out to Australia a while back to hook Chinese speaking Aussies up with dates. It's trash TV but with flat out real people not scripted idiots. Not caring a lot about vday as a specific day so moving stuff to a Saturday rather than a Sunday night works very well for my ladyfriend who has just landed a *very* big promotion and a massive Sunday is worse for her than a Saturday. We're going to be the exception to the rule when it comes to bumping dates for this TV. It is also one of the best television shows ever because sometimes you get these happy ever after stories and other times you get the stalker who has been watching her for 8 years and needs to be shamed off stage. I am really looking forward to Sundays show. Also: Birb Katter posted:You watch the Aussie / NZ ones for the weeaboos. I'm pretty sure this guy was American. Edit: Birb Katter posted:You're *way* more likely to lose a date because you've had more than 2 exes than you are for being fat. It's seen as being cute. This is also super true. The girls on that show, and quite a few of the guys who go on too actually, have the weirdest standards for someone on an effective 25-on-1 speed dating session. Have had more than 2 girlfriends?  Have dated a non-Asian girl? Want to move somewhere that isn't China OR their home city? You appear to be very friendly and outgoing? Well that just means you are gonna flirt shamelessly instead of loving only me. You are worth less then X Yuan per year?  "I would rather cry in a BMW than smile on a bicycle." Actual thing a girl said to an unemployed contestant who asked if she'd go bike riding with him.You are a passionate marine biologist who cares about the aquatic life you work with at your aquarium and happily admit you spent hours of overtime helping care for them when they are sick or injured? How do I know you love me more then the fish?! You better not spend that much time with the fish! On the flip side: Nice, friendly and IMO cute Japaneese lady who has a bubbly personality on TV, has something nice to say to every suitor and is friendly to all the other girls all the time. She leaves her light on for you? NOPE YOU ARE A SINGLE MOTHER YOU ARE WORTHLESS  Edit 2: Maybe I am too into this show and I belong on AUG. Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 15:52 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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News at 11; Chinese culture is completely different from western culture
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Gridlocked posted:Edit 2: Maybe I am too into this show and I belong on AUG. Its so great when this thread comes full circle, lol.
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More Oh, Kevin, you card!      The best thing on TV.
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Gorilla Salad posted:That last one looks like a lovely set. Have you never seen To Catch a Predator? Also, this: 
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blarzgh posted:ok, now I'm done. While I'm sure the meeting itself is a font of AUG, I actually think it's kinda sweet that they want to meet likeminded folk and not hide in their basements.
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amityville anus posted:since the goatman sets the bar as gross yet par for the course I'm gonna link this find: I'm eating a chicken pot pie right now, clicked this, thought, "well that's nice" (sarcastic) and continued eating and reading this thread. Thanks Internet and SA.
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Instant fail for picking Jesus from the inferior Manga Messiah instead of Manga Bible by a Judge Dredd artist.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Except this is real Are we sure this is real? Last time it was not real.
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Gridlocked posted:
He's just a helping friend. Like I am to you Gridlocked. I love you. Come by if you need money.
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Solice Kirsk posted:He's just a helping friend. Like I am to you Gridlocked. I love you. Come by if you need money. Give me a dollar and I'll call you 'bae' three times.
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blarzgh posted:Give me a dollar and I'll call you 'bae' three times. Make it "beau" and throw in a text that says you miss my voice and you got yourself a deal.
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stinkles1112 posted:The way people type in those Facebook screencaps is loving infuriating. Like, I don't want to be the grammar Nazi but come the gently caress on. theirs noting rong wit how ppl type lol :iamafag:  
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Solice Kirsk posted:He's just a helping friend. Like I am to you Gridlocked. I love you. Come by if you need money. Haha, my plan worked perfectly!
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Mans posted:
Aw, the first one doesn't work anymore.
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Gorilla Salad posted:China.jpg aug: I saw this show when I was in China. The single thing I remember is that in the episode I watched one of the girls had no arms & instead of making some sort of foot button for her to use she had to basically body slam her podium to turn off her light.
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/\/\/\ It is now my mission to find that episode.blarzgh posted:Have you never seen To Catch a Predator? Never aired in my country. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 03:27 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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http://ronnieflexx.blogspot.com/?m=1 Meet RonnieFLEXX. He certainly is pretty rad. I bet he would be a blast to hang out with. RonnieFLEXX ALPHA GOD posted:Pussy flocks to you when your a cocky built alpha male. Every time I go out to clubs bars etc I always end up hooking up with some slut. I always see women smiling at me and staring at me in awe. They arent used to seeing a 6'4 jacked muscle stud that looks like a celebrity. They are used to seeing their skinny/fat out of shape boyfriends and husbands with small dicks and no sex drive sitting on the couch chugging down beers and playing video games LOL. I think that guys that still play video games in his 20's and 30's all night long are inferior and pathetic. The last time I played video games was in middle school. While they are playing Xbox their girlfriends are out at the club looking for alpha cock. I've had chics tell me that most guys cant even last 5 minutes in bed and some even cum the moment they stick their cocks in them. I stay hard for hours and pound their brains out until their pussies are swollen. My bed is always soaked from them cuming so many times. There's been times where I've made chics squirt so much that it looked like we were soaked in baby oil. My bed has been soaked for days even when I put down several towels over my blankets before I hosed. They cum so hard when I gently caress them I can literally see their thighs shaking. I was out at some club in AC a week ago and had this random hot blonde chic come up to me. She was all over me and asked me where I lived. I told her that I was local and only lived like ten minutes away. She grabbed my hand and said "Lets go to your house and gently caress i'm horny" and walked out of the club with me to my car. We got to my house and I hosed her brains out for hours. I slammed her doggy and spooned her while she was screaming and cumming all over me. She told me after I hosed her that shes a legit pornstar and travels to Cali for 2-3 weeks at a time to do shoots for all different pay sites and sex magazines. We hung out again a day later and hosed again for hours until she could't handle it anymore. I could feel her pussy swelling up on my cock while I was loving her. That just made me gently caress her harder. She finally said she couldn't handle it anymore because her pussy was swollen and in agony. I just put the slut on her knees and skull hosed her until I blew a load down her throat. She told me she was leaving for Cali for a few weeks to do some porn shoots. She still has been texting me while shes in Cali being a porn slut. I still have five other girls texting me wanting to hang out. One is married, one has been living with her boyfriend for over five years, one is 20 years old and claims to be a virgin and has been begging me to take her virginity, one wants me to take her out on a "date" and wants me to be her boyfriend, and the other one is just some whore that wants to gently caress. It just makes me laugh because women are just slaves that tribute pussy. I have no respect for any of them. I'm still poppering up inferior slaves and taking their fagcash. I love humiliating and dominating slaves while draining every ounce of manhood out of them. The moment a slave sees me on cam they realize what an alpha male is supposed to look like and sound like. They instantly submit and drool over my huge muscles. I constantly have slaves begging me to cashrape them until they are in the poor house. I have no remorse and will drain everything from a slave. I drain them physically mentally and financially. When your an alpha god you get whatever you want in life. People look up to you and feel privileged to even be in your presence. Crawl to me now slaves and submit. I'm the ultimate male and you will finally feel purpose in life being owned by me.
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