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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I would think there would have been an upset if Trump hosed up the debate. But let's dispel this notion, because Rubio hosed up instead. He's going to win, a smaller margin than polled but a win nevertheless.

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/mikiebarb/status/696928096574898177

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Pander posted:

in the first caucus, those were the results out of 5 voters.

primary is ONGOING DOOP. ONGOING.

who the gently caress caucuses at midnight

isn't NH a primary

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

DOOP posted:

who the gently caress caucuses at midnight

isn't NH a primary

Joementum is president and all elections are now decided by caucuses.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Good Citizen posted:

Who the hell is Greenstein?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xExSdzkZZB0

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

DOOP posted:

who the gently caress caucuses at midnight

isn't NH a primary
Tonight we learned that Trump isn't imaginary. He's real. Trump is the spirit of kindness and generosity that lives within all of us. And allowing and encouraging our teens to believe in him are the building blocks for a wholesome and happy life.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

DOOP posted:

who the gently caress caucuses at midnight

isn't NH a primary

Yes it's a primary, they start it at midnight.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Lol Greenstein

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FAUXTON posted:

dixville schlonged, Kasich over Trump 60/40 :v:

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.
Rubio's gonna get second and 3-2-1 will work because nothing matters and we live in the worst of all possible worlds.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yayyy I can post again

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://www.tedcruzisapussy.com

A real website In TYOOLDJT 1

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I don't think it'll happen but if Trump is stumped by Kasich then he just needs to drop out right now and kill himself. NH is supposed to be his on a platter so he can't even afford it being close

Imagine how nerve-wracking it must be, having your future hopes hinging on the whims of a bunch of insane people

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Vile posted:

Yayyy I can post again



And already probed again? How do you do it

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

Fuschia tude posted:

And already probed again? How do you do it

He triggered some mod so now he'll get reprobed every 6 hours lol.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol

i guess pinterist is hella triggered

good job vile
u made a liberal mad

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
pin-terrerist

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i bet trump makes per-terrorist so mad
because trump is "so meen"

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
You're gonna get reprimanded if you keep this up :ohdear:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Epic High Five posted:

I don't think it'll happen but if Trump is stumped by Kasich then he just needs to drop out right now and kill himself. NH is supposed to be his on a platter so he can't even afford it being close

Imagine how nerve-wracking it must be, having your future hopes hinging on the whims of a bunch of insane people

If he loses to motherfucking Kasich, it's over.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Man Scott Walker is a real dolt. He could have been The Establishment Choice for a week or two if he had just hung in there for a few more months.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Tomahawk posted:

Man Scott Walker is a real dolt. He could have been The Establishment Choice for a week or two if he had just hung in there for a few more months.

No, he's actually too stupid to run for president. The fact that he can get by in Wisconsin really says more about his garbage quality opponents from Wisconsin democrats but when confronted by people with equally insidious views but either charisma (trump) or intelligence (cruz) he has no chance.

BrokenKnees
Aug 28, 2008

Ow.

Tomahawk posted:

Man Scott Walker is a real dolt. He could have been The Establishment Choice for a week or two if he had just hung in there for a few more months.

He used enough of his own money to be practically broke when he dropped out. I doubt he could have pulled enough in money to keep himself going this long, assuming the same mediocre debate performance.

As funny as it is to see how Right to Rise has wasted the majority of the money it's raised, a Scott Walker Super PAC would really have been more hilarious/terrifying.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

FAUXTON posted:

More like dixville schlonged, Kasich over Trump 60/40 :v:

I think we know where President Trump will make our new nuclear testing site!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

William Bear posted:

I think we know where President Trump will make our new nuclear testing site!

Iowa?

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Reminder that Kasich was the only candidate to visit Dixville Notch.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Coulter is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsejnRqZ7H8

HapiMerchant
Apr 22, 2014

Prof. Lurker posted:

Reminder that Kasich was the only candidate to visit Dixville Notch.

Kasich literally called every person in dixville and he still lost votes there

That uh, that says something.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
help im emotionally invested in this election and i dont know how to stop

i get angry watching the debates and despondent if donald is slipping in the polls i NEED this

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

Where will Coulter be in the Trump admin??? Surely more than a senior adviser.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Secretary of Health and Human Services
or
Secretary of Education
or
Ambassador to the United Nations

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

coulter is pure trash given human form

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Baloogan posted:

Secretary of Health and Human Services
or
Secretary of Education
or
Ambassador to the United Nations

Press Secretary Rush Limbaugh

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Why, why did I go read the gassed USPol thread? I unbookmarked it on like Feb 3rd, I knew it had to have gotten even shittier. Morbid curiosity screws me over again :negative:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


FourLeaf posted:

Why, why did I go read the gassed USPol thread? I unbookmarked it on like Feb 3rd, I knew it had to have gotten even shittier. Morbid curiosity screws me over again :negative:

Well now you've got my morbid curiosity up too. What's the issue?

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Dolash posted:

Well now you've got my morbid curiosity up too. What's the issue?

Some dummy moved it into here and all the barely concealed racist Sanders folk and smug down talking Hillary people got into it. It was pointless since there's already three threads for that but w/e

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

That thread long outlived it's purpose. It originally started out after the 2012 election as a, "did the Republican Party learn anything this time" discussion. We found out almost immediately that no, the Republicans learned nothing and it degenerated into a mess.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Honestly, we should just quarantine all Hillary v Bernie stuff to the Democratic primary thread and not allow it anywhere else.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

JosefStalinator posted:

Honestly, we should just quarantine all Hillary v Bernie stuff to the Democratic primary thread and not allow it anywhere else.

they tried

it leaks everywhere

it even leaks here

you can tell when the thread gets really bad, it is probably a bernie or hillary poster

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

JosefStalinator posted:

Honestly, we should just quarantine all Hillary v Bernie stuff to the Democratic primary thread and not allow it anywhere else.

:agreed:

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