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Trolls shouldn't have boughten them the 55 gallon drum of lube. They could use that as an oil slick to trip up feds if they do wind up needing to storm the building.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Trolls shouldn't have boughten them the 55 gallon drum of lube. They could use that as an oil slick to trip up feds if they do wind up needing to storm the building. I'm imagining the hallways covered wall to wall in lube, and an elaborately set "log" trap made out of the empty drum and spiked with suction cupped on 12 inch dongs. But really though, trolls shouldn't have sent them anything because chances are if they didn't all go in the trash upon arrival, they're going up on ebay to make those shitlords a quick buck.
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Feb 9, 2016 08:08
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Brb rewatching all the new defend your base videos to see if the barrel is there.
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A Lamer posted:I'm imagining the hallways covered wall to wall in lube, and an elaborately set "log" trap made out of the empty drum and spiked with suction cupped on 12 inch dongs. Wow it's like Home Alone, with dildos. That makes me wonder, is there a porn version of Home Alone?
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Feb 9, 2016 08:26
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Wow it's like Home Alone, with dildos. Homo Loan
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Tricky D posted:More importantly, it's impossible for lego men to cross draw. That's okay, Tarpman couldn't either.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Trolls shouldn't have boughten them the 55 gallon drum of lube. They could use that as an oil slick to trip up feds if they do wind up needing to storm the building. I'm pretty sure they're using it to fuel fires. Fake edit: Oh poo poo, I just went back over the original post that the Cards Vs. Humanity guy did. He actually sent them water-based lube and not petroleum-based. That's like some top tier trolling. I guess he figured that they might try to use it to fuel a fire and ordered water-based that is loving useless except for personal lube.
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A Lamer posted:I'm imagining the hallways covered wall to wall in lube, and an elaborately set "log" trap made out of the empty drum and spiked with suction cupped on 12 inch dongs. Now I'm imagining them running through the fed barricade completely buckass naked like fat newborn babies just covered head to toe in oil slick screaming "try and catch me now feds" and the feds completely unable or indifferent to doing so
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Feb 9, 2016 11:06
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and they'll draw the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on themselves.
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Young Freud posted:I'm pretty sure they're using it to fuel fires. I think that is the only one they sell by the barrel bro.
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Feb 9, 2016 11:10
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=6tb_PiHTwAY
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Wow it's like Home Alone, with dildos. Home A-groan
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Feb 9, 2016 12:59
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Look guys, these guys didn't break the only rules that matter - the constitution. Time to pack up and go home from this circus. The para-military LARPing, back woods Arizonian hicks have reached check and mate in one dildo & lube laden swoop! Just kidding! I cannot wait for this court case to draw out. The court document describing the chain of events leading to the take over as well as the individuals backgrounds is loving perfect. Most of the evidence being used against our patriots were provided by themselves or other patriots posting to social media in order to further their cause. Especially Pete 'I'm a member of the press' Santilli who has the most damning amount of evidence levied against him due to his incessant need to run his trashy Youtube Channel posing as a news source. Glorious! A great example of his journalistic abilities is when trying to be a mouth piece for the occupiers to better communicate to members of the press who, according to occupiers, mischaracterized their goals: Inditement posted:LaVoy's ah, offered me the opportunity to come up and speak to the members of Then failed to inform the press anything that might shed light on the miss characterized aspects of onemanlan has issued a correction as of 15:24 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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Feb 9, 2016 15:13
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can you imagine if this worked and people were camped out in front of post offices all over the country livestreaming
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Young Freud posted:I'm pretty sure they're using it to fuel fires. Oil based lube damages condoms and I think would have ruined their dildo collection eventually so fair play.
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Feb 9, 2016 15:48
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It'll eat through those over 20 pounds of pussy and rear end things, too. The pros all use water-based lube.
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are these guys fuckin done yet jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez whats been going on in town
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FuhrerHat posted:are these guys fuckin done yet jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Well the people that work at the refuge are sitting on their asses at home.
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FuhrerHat posted:are these guys fuckin done yet jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nothing, i think?
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There's only like 7 of these chucklefucks left, right? You can't tell there's not a single enterprising individual with a Captain America Costume and a GoPro who could become an instant internet celebrity by going in and doing a Sam Fisher on these guys and uploading it to youtube.
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Has someone hacked that fake judge's Facebook to release a fake grand jury indictment yet?
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Mr. Nice! posted:Well the people that work at the refuge are sitting on their asses at home. have they gotten paid at all? this is like a month's lost pay for them if they're hourly  Edit: someone should setup a gofundme or whatever for the poor employees if they've lost wages because of this shitshow. Cowman has issued a correction as of 18:49 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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Feb 9, 2016 18:42
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"On me, David Fry, and Josh. *bzzt* *bzzt* *bzzt*."
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deadly_pudding posted:There's only like 7 of these chucklefucks left, right? You can't tell there's not a single enterprising individual with a Captain America Costume and a GoPro who could become an instant internet celebrity by going in and doing a Sam Fisher on these guys and uploading it to youtube. I think there's only 4. But to be fair only 3 have been seen on camera in a while. At least that I know of.
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Feb 9, 2016 18:54
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There's Stay Puft Marshmallow Patriot, his wife, the guy that refuses to leave because he has a felony warrant out on him, and David Fry.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:There's Stay Puft Marshmallow Patriot, his wife, the guy that refuses to leave because he has a felony warrant out on him, and David Fry. Fry's there because he finally has IRL friends and doesn't want to lose them.
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Feb 9, 2016 18:56
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David Fry AKA computer janitor Kylo Ren
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Darkman Fanpage posted:There's Stay Puft Marshmallow Patriot, his wife, the guy that refuses to leave because he has a felony warrant out on him, and David Fry.
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Volcott posted:It'll eat through those over 20 pounds of pussy and rear end things, too. The pros all use water-based lube. Aw man, one of those 20 Lbs Of Pussy and rear end things would have been an even better gift than dildos and lube! Not sure if there's any point to sending things anymore if there's only 4 people left, though. Did the bald neo-Nazi guy leave?
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deadly_pudding posted:There's only like 7 of these chucklefucks left, right? You can't tell there's not a single enterprising individual with a Captain America Costume and a GoPro who could become an instant internet celebrity by going in and doing a Sam Fisher on these guys and uploading it to youtube. There's four people still there. David "Kylo Ren" Fry, Jeff Banta and Steve & Sandy Anderson.
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I can't believe nobody has punked these guys. Four people! I can understand the authorities not wanting to add a second chapter to Sovereign Citizens' Great Legend of WACO, but also it's really not helping to dispel the current idea that authorities crack down extra hard on black people. "Armed militant seperationists take over a federal facility? They're white? Better play this slow and careful! Literal child has a gun shaped object? He's brown? Put a bullet in that dirt child, more where he came from" --The police, and FBI probably
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Knight posted:The Stay Puft Marshmallow Patriot, Sean Anderson, is the one with the felony warrant. The other guy's name is Jeff and he is relatively quiet and I don't think any real history has been found for him. Which is strange, because sovcits tend to have long criminal histories. The marshmallow patriot is going to get thin if they have to keep rationing food.
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deadly_pudding posted:I can't believe nobody has punked these guys. Four people! I can understand the authorities not wanting to add a second chapter to Sovereign Citizens' Great Legend of WACO, but also it's really not helping to dispel the current idea that authorities crack down extra hard on black people. they just arrested the one black member of the occupation at his home without major incident. i dont' think this would be going any differently if they were black if they were arab, errrr...well....ok yeah they'd be dead
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theflyingorc posted:they just arrested the one black member of the occupation at his home without major incident. i dont' think this would be going any differently if they were black That's fair. I guess the trick to not getting gunned down on sight by the authorities is to go over the local cops' heads and skip straight to federal crimes.
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Knight posted:The Stay Puft Marshmallow Patriot, Sean Anderson, is the one with the felony warrant. The other guy's name is Jeff and he is relatively quiet and I don't think any real history has been found for him. Which is strange, because sovcits tend to have long criminal histories. Actually, all 4 of them now have felony warrants. I guess if you complain long enough that it isn't fair one guy has a warrant and the rest of you don't, eventually you'll convince them to make it fair for you. lol
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Four new videos up today. Our guy from Ohio claims he's been outsmarting the government.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:David Fry AKA computer janitor Kylo Ren Hi my name is Matt
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