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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

It's actually because Meek Mill took all the Ls.

Actually the Panthers took the L

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Steve Young relies on Mormon magiks and not drinking and smoking to stay young

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

TubeStank posted:

Steve Young relies on Mormon magiks and not drinking and smoking to stay young

I'd rather get old and die.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

TubeStank posted:

Steve Young relies on Mormon magiks and not drinking and smoking to stay young
His body stays young, his mind however...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Spoeank posted:


I wonder how many pages deep into his Google Bing search that text was

The loser always keeps his helmet on.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

So I was poking around on my wife's school calendar because I was bored and tired of doing work for a few minutes, and saw that Lamar Hunt Jr. was going to be speaking during a series of lectures by entrepreneurs.

Naturally, I kind of feel like he's not an entrepreneur, so much as someone who inherited wealth and has managed to not piss it away. He's also managed to stay out of the limelight for quite some time. He recently purchased the Missouri Mavericks, a Kansas City D-League hockey team.

Blah blah blah. Anyway, he molested his mentally handicapped sister in 1997. He describes his past sins as him being "a bad boy."

So if you needed a reason to hate the Hunt family, I guess there it is.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article55801410.html
http://amarillo.com/stories/1999/12/09/tex_LD0655.001.shtml

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

So I was poking around on my wife's school calendar because I was bored and tired of doing work for a few minutes, and saw that Lamar Hunt Jr. was going to be speaking during a series of lectures by entrepreneurs.

Naturally, I kind of feel like he's not an entrepreneur, so much as someone who inherited wealth and has managed to not piss it away. He's also managed to stay out of the limelight for quite some time. He recently purchased the Missouri Mavericks, a Kansas City D-League hockey team.

Blah blah blah. Anyway, he molested his mentally handicapped sister in 1997. He describes his past sins as him being "a bad boy."

So if you needed a reason to hate the Hunt family, I guess there it is.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article55801410.html
http://amarillo.com/stories/1999/12/09/tex_LD0655.001.shtml

I get the feeling Clark is in charge instead for a series of good reasons.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ross Angeles posted:

Because Peyton likes playing football and teams will pay him a lot of money to do so

When I think about it, I honestly would not be surprised if he stayed around for another year or two. I don't want him to, and I agree with what you're saying, but I wonder if he stands to make more than any team will pay him by keeping the endorsement train rolling. After those embarrassing identical post-game speeches, I almost feel like I can count on him lingering so he can shill for anybody that will pay him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't think he needs to continue to play for the endorsement money to keep coming.

If he was smart he would have retired on that podium. That was the highpoint opportunity. Any announcement now is going to be anticlimactic.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Russ Wilson writing a big love letter to Peyton is funny for many reasons. Thank you for being a milquetoast personality that inspired me to get my own milquetoast endorsement deals.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
DangeRuss used to be a Miller Man until he met Peyton Manning.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Harlock posted:

Russ Wilson writing a big love letter to Peyton is funny for many reasons. Thank you for being a milquetoast personality that inspired me to get my own milquetoast endorsement deals.

Peyton Manning owns, and so does his halfling dork protege

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Peyton would be a terrible influence on Russel so let's hope he smartens up soon.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Parmesan Basil posted:

Peyton would be a terrible influence on Russel so let's hope he smartens up soon.

Don't worry I can't see Russel ever sexually harassing his trainer unless he was married to her first

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Raku posted:

Don't worry I can't see Russel ever sexually harassing his trainer unless he was married to her first

Why do you think he goes to the Children's cancer ward so much? Those kids will never get old enough to confront him.:unsmigghh:

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Chichevache posted:

Why do you think he goes to the Children's cancer ward so much? Those kids will never get old enough to confront him.:unsmigghh:

my Bose Headphones let me tune out their cries

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

My stain resistant Docker pants means I'm always in the clear

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
"Look who it is kids! Batman came to see you!"

*everyone starts crying*

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
*jostles you in the ribs too roughly and yells, close enough that you can smell his halitosis* Russell Wilson sure loves the 12s!

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Harlock posted:

My stain resistant Docker pants means I'm always in the clear

:lol:

We got this stain dog!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

$$$

https://twitter.com/wbir/status/697093245336231936

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm sure he did nothing wrong or the swift hand of justice would be upon him.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Russel Wilson stands out as a banal, artificial shill in the post-Belichick era NFL. A significant and, frankly, astounding feat.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
To be fair Russell is probably a good dad :(

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Pron on VHS posted:

To be fair Russell is probably a good dad :(

Daddy I wub you!

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Pron on VHS posted:

To be fair Russell is probably a good dad :(

Uh you know what you need to do to be a dad, right?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

NC-17 posted:

Daddy I wub you!

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Then throws the baby in a perfect spiral for 50 yards.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Eifert Posting posted:

Uh you know what you need to do to be a dad, right?

What, adopt?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eifert Posting posted:

Uh you know what you need to do to be a dad, right?

Golden Tate and a 4-pack of Bartles and Jaymes

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

NC-17 posted:

I'm sure he did nothing wrong or the swift hand of justice would be upon him.

The same justice system that let T*m Br*dy walk... smdh

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Stop bad mouthing Russ he owns you fucks :mad:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
He owns. Owns at being really not very good.

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

Ross Angeles posted:

So Denver is gonna host the opening game for the 2016 season. Here are Denver's 2016 home opponents.

Chargers
Chiefs
Raiders
Colts
Texans
Falcons
Panthers
Patriots


My money is on the Panthers or Patriots.

I doubt they'll do a SB rematch as the opener, and I think they'll want to save Broncos/Pats for a Sunday night game. My money would be on the Texans, maybe the Colts.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Why would you put an absolute turd of a game like Broncos/Texans on to open the season?

e: I mean I guess if you wanted to make the world champs look like a million bucks or something

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Feb 9, 2016

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

Why would you put an absolute turd of a game like Broncos/Texans on to open the season?

e: I mean I guess if you wanted to make the world champs look like a million bucks or something
Because Peyton is going to the Texans


And we're gonna acquire Brees :twisted:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Why would Peyton want to go finish 7-9 or worse when he could retire on top

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Detroit_Dogg posted:

He owns. Owns at being really not very good.

Owns at not having sex with his smokin hot girlfriend

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
going to church with ya girl is actually a really cool experience

Adlai Stevenson
Mar 4, 2010

Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

Pron on VHS posted:

going to church with ya girl is actually a really cool experience

Agreed, but it's not like that has to be the entire day

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

Why would Peyton want to go finish 7-9 or worse when he could retire on top

16-18 million dollars

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