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Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?
I'm not a smoker, good bye!

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Kumquat has the perfect "manifesto in 5 fonts and 6 colors" voice.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Waffleman_ posted:

Kumquat has the perfect "manifesto in 5 fonts and 6 colors" voice.

SEMEN

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

RyokoTK posted:

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

Yeahhhh Hello

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
Kumquatxop is very funny, but all his voices are just annoying IMO :(

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Ag Bengip posted:

Kumquatxop is very funny, but all his voices are just annoying IMO :(

in a vaccuum they would be annoying, with him its art

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Ag Bengip posted:

Kumquatxop is very funny, but all his voices are just annoying IMO :(

yes hello i don't have this problem

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

GNU Order posted:

yes hello i don't have this problem

hello yes id like the free petting zoo yes hi

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
What episode is "I don't have this problem goodbye!!!" from?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

PUGGERNAUT posted:

What episode is "I don't have this problem goodbye!!!" from?

they've talked about it several times, it's just a general forum phenomenon where someone will make a thread to complain about a problem they have and someone else will respond with some variation of "I don't have that problem. Good bye!"

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Feels like it may have originated as an "I'm skinny, goodbye!" line, unsure which episode exactly.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
It had to have been either the first Yahoo Answers episode, or that really early support group episode. It definitely started with an 'I'm skinny, goodbye!' response to someone talking about their weight problems.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
IIRC it started out with a reading of some teenage girl making a post complaining about how she can't eat sweets and ice cream without getting fat. Another poster then helpfully chimed in with "I eat ice cream all the time and I'm skinny! :)"

It was an early episode. I can't recall exactly which because I don't re-listen to those very often.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's the first Yahoo Answers episode. Lemon says "I'm skinny, goodbye!"

I know this because I'm listening to it right now.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
It's from episode 22, near the beginning. Being 13 and physically active is a good way to be skinny, goodbye.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Nov 16, 2016

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Ag Bengip posted:

Kumquatxop is very funny, but all his voices are just annoying IMO :(
What's it like to be so broken?

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Lemon just made a quiz site where you guess wikihow articles from a single picture. SA or me is getting confused by wierd domains so it's in the tweet.

https://t.co/Bh3SkCPaRl

Wrestlepig fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Feb 11, 2016

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

Ag Bengip posted:

Kumquatxop is very funny, but all his voices are just annoying IMO :(

You spelled Portaxx wrong.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

chaos rhames posted:

Lemon just made a quiz site where you guess wikihow articles from a single picture. SA or me is getting confused by wierd domains so it's in the tweet.

https://t.co/Bh3SkCPaRl

loving :laffo: some of this poo poo is great


How to Make Someone Feel Better Via Text Message

Thanks, WikiHow!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Welcome to page 129. :rolleyes:

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I didn't read that post last page, goodbye!

Invisible Ted
Aug 24, 2011

hhhehehe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

It's the first Yahoo Answers episode. Lemon says "I'm skinny, goodbye!"

I know this because I'm listening to it right now.

"ice cream addictionnn???"

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Invisible Ted posted:

"ice cream addictionnn???"

Wasn't that the debut of the fat voice?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mimetic posted:

You spelled Portaxx wrong.

You are wrong and dumb and should be ashamed of yourself.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
portaxx is good, perhaps even great

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
Portaxx is definitely on my list of funniest readers, along with Boots, Kumquatxop and Adam Blowhard

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
I don't understand all of the love for portaxx.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ManMythLegend posted:

I don't understand all of the love for portaxx.

I don't have that problem. Goodbye!

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

ManMythLegend posted:

I don't understand all of the love for portaxx.

If you don't love the hipster muppet dinosaur I can't help you. :colbert:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I like the show, but hate everything about it.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Ag Bengip posted:

Portaxx is definitely on my list of funniest readers, along with Boots, Kumquatxop and Adam Blowhard

How'd you manage to spell STOG wrong four times in a row?

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I'm listening to the cum on food Lou Reads for the first time while eating a banana.

:getin:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
The Cum on Food episode was way easier to listen to then the wetset/piss + poo poo fetish episode personally.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Radio Paranoia posted:

Wasn't that the debut of the fat voice?
Yep.

You've Got a Friend is such a classic. Fat Voice, barbecue man pops, Well-Known Food Place... I think something like five or six of the taglines on the old site(s) were references to it.

Edit: Pretty sure that it's also the first episode with Crazy Kumquat. "The scale lies!"

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Nov 16, 2016

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I even remember them referencing "it's herd to feel the friction" later on, and that's where it came from.

Anyway, new episode. Unlicensed psychiatry ahoy!

https://thefpl.us/episode/204

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
hooooo boy that's a title

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
If you don't understand why people like Portaxx so much, just listen to this episode.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

If you don't understand why people like Portaxx so much, just listen to this episode.

OK dude, we get it, you want to marry Portaxx.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Puppy Time posted:

OK dude, we get it, you want to marry Portaxx.

Can we please not get this creepy about people's preferences in readers?

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