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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

argh im antsy, cnn's results have it 51 bernie to 41 hil in the dems, but the decision desk has 57 to 41

I think you can safely accept DecisionDesk's numbers. They typically call the races (correctly) before any of the networks too.

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DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

axeil posted:

:siren: RUBIO UNDER 10% :siren:
:shlick:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DynamicSloth posted:

Kasich didn't do poo poo but play it super safe and soak up the abandoned Huntsman vote.

Oh man, poor Huntsman.

"How would I deal with the Chinese? Well as the only candidate who speaks Chi-"
crowd boos the idea of somebody knowing a foreign language

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
LOL everything is hilarious

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

axeil posted:

MSNBC calls for Trump and Sanders.

Well that was slightly anticlimactic

I guess the rest of tonight is just seeing how big the margin of victory is, and which Republicans couldn't muster 10%

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sanders wins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Brannock posted:

Rubio isn't a moderate. Rubio isn't anything except an empty suit twitching on its marionette strings.
His earned income tax credit rebate was an amazing idea for the working poor, but yeah, he quietly and quickly dropped it.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

MAXIMUM CHAOS GUARANTEED

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

blue squares posted:

I don't understand how anything would be called when less than 9% of precincts are reporting

Statistical analysis

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
:bernget:

can we shitpost now?

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Today we are all Trumped

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
holy poo poo those msnbc projections. he's gonna win by a ton.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Ted Cruz going to have a rough night

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I am not a fan of the MSNBC graphics department's implication that the winner will receive all the delegates.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Logikv9 posted:

Let us dispel this notion that Marco Rubio is going to get delegates. He's not going to get delegates.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ABC already called it for Trump and Bernie.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Gilmentum is up to 9 votes

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

blue squares posted:

I don't understand how anything would be called when less than 9% of precincts are reporting

Exit polls and that amount of results is sufficient in a blowout.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Joementum posted:

I am not a fan of the MSNBC graphics department's implication that the winner will receive all the delegates.

Trump gonna get 85%, just you watch

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/paulwaldman1/status/697223066338881537

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Joementum posted:

I am not a fan of the MSNBC graphics department's implication that the winner will receive all the delegates.

all those Clinton campaign staffers from 2008 had to get jobs doing something


e: I feel slightly bad making this joke because honestly I'm sure most of them weren't nearly Mark Penn level dumb

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
Google has been doing live results if you just search New hampshire primary

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Trump winning by 15% while Kasich and Jeb! (and possibly Cruz) clown on Rubio is loving incredible.

And Bernie only wins by 8%. Jesus.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

but he's a robot, he has neither

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



With the race called the thousands of Gilmore voters lined up in their cars turn around and go home. Car tax-loving media conspires to suppress the vote.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

TEAYCHES posted:

Still upset that my hot boy Rand is out of the race.
:agreed:

Rand kill your father Paul will be missed.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Pussygate

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/697223540530135040

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010
So if Rubio finishes below 10% here he's p. much done right? A result that bad + "robot Rubio" means Trump is going to troll him into a PTSD riddled shell just as he did poor Jeb.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Chaos reigns in the GOP

loving owns

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Jeb! is back fuckerssss

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Donald loving Trump has won a primary election. Jesus Christ.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Will Cruz speak if he is 5th?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Those lazy Trump voters finally got off their asses and voted for something. Congratulations!

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Youth Decay posted:

MAXIMUM CHAOS GUARANTEED

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh man, poor Huntsman.

"How would I deal with the Chinese? Well as the only candidate who speaks Chi-"
crowd boos the idea of somebody knowing a foreign language

The only path keeping him from being a decent Democrat is thinking Paul Ryan had Good Ideas about the economy.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

axeil posted:

Trump winning by 15% while Kasich and Jeb! (and possibly Cruz) clown on Rubio is loving incredible.

And Bernie only wins by 8%. Jesus.

Fox has him up by 13% :confused:

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
Trump is going to out-perform polls most likely lol. It's his nomination to lose.

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Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Time to flock back over to Jeb! Everyone needs to be really excited about him now for some loving reason!

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