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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Now I am even more confused.

It's a webcomic thing?

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

axeil posted:

Donald loving Trump has won a primary election. Jesus Christ.

Praise be (to Trump).

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

Trump is going to out-perform polls most likely lol. It's his nomination to lose.

It will be a beautiful day when that one pollster goon is proven right about polls not being able to count people shouting TRUMP! before hanging up.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
FoxNews has just called it for Trump/Bernie.

Let Chaos reign.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Bernie HQ looking very low energy, almost Jeb! like

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
loving called it from yesterday:

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

Trump looks to be double the percent of the person who will place in second, and the rest of the field will be completely split. As I said in the debate thread, that is exactly what he'd be looking for- the problem for the "establishment lane" winning (if you buy into the lane theory) is that there is no obvious candidate to solidify around if Rubio fails to pull away from the pack, and it looks like he won't. We haven't seen SC polls in a while, but if the story there is trump/cruz again you are back to square one. At this point it seems like Republicans will take Trump over cruz if it comes down that way, I don't think you can win the R nomination on just Evangelical support anymore, their power in the party has significantly declined in recent years.


Rubio is :fork: at this point.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



i am in Central MA and I can hear Hillz cursing from here.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So the independent socialist Jew from a backwater state won against the most dominant Democratic establishment candidate in a generation, huh?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
^^By a lot, if they're calling it now. If it was within 10, they'd have said too early to call at least.

Hey guys I just wandered into this thre--

:stare:

:swoon:

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

Bernie HQ looking very low energy, almost Jeb! like

they called it before everyone could get there lol I thought it would be another hour or so.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Say it with me now

Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

axeil posted:

Trump winning by 15% while Kasich and Jeb! (and possibly Cruz) clown on Rubio is loving incredible.

And Bernie only wins by 8%. Jesus.

uh what dem numbers are you looking at- Decision Desk has him up 20.5% last I looked

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Korelle posted:

So if Rubio finishes below 10% here he's p. much done right? A result that bad + "robot Rubio" means Trump is going to troll him into a PTSD riddled shell just as he did poor Jeb.

Not really, there has to be an establishment candidate and Kasich is DOA in the next dozen contests. Jeb and Rubio still have money to try for that lane and have every reason to believe the other will be a pushover.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

TEAYCHES posted:

Yeah but Rubio is cuter.
:agreed:

Also looks surprisingly younger than he is

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I'm so horny

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Hillary concession already done

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

axeil posted:

Donald loving Trump has won a primary election. Jesus Christ.

Just goes to show how mad the GOP has gotten. In 2012 I said they MUST finally reflect and pull back from the madness and instead they doubled down. I can't wait till 2020 when they put up the Duck Dynasty guy and he rocks home with the Repub nomination before Hillary wins a second term with 60+% of the vote.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Cardboard Box A posted:

:agreed:

Also looks surprisingly younger than he is

Artificial skin doesn't age

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Joementum posted:

So the independent socialist Jew from a backwater state won against the most dominant Democratic establishment candidate in a generation, huh?

The power of the conspiracy.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Total Write-ins Dem 1,520 8%


Is it just me or is that a gently caress load

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Joementum posted:

So the independent socialist Jew from a backwater state won against the most dominant Democratic establishment candidate in a generation, huh?

But it's basically his home state so it doesn't matter.

Am I being facetious? Who knows!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Ginette Reno posted:

Total Write-ins Dem 1,520 8%


Is it just me or is that a gently caress load

O'Mentum is real.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Cardboard Box A posted:

Now I am even more confused.

It's a webcomic thing?

sorry you missed out on that classic piece of internet drama my man

look up "Jennifer Diane Reitz"

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Chaos reigns in the GOP

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Qwijib0 posted:

Fox has him up by 13% :confused:

NO!!!! HE IS UNELECTABLE don't you know anything??? UNELECTABLE

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
Thank you New Hampshire!

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Rubio might get below 10%...

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4rUuRU-yY

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Chaos reigns in the GOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

Just goes to show how mad the GOP has gotten. In 2012 I said they MUST finally reflect and pull back from the madness and instead they doubled down. I can't wait till 2020 when they put up the Duck Dynasty guy and he rocks home with the Repub nomination before Hillary wins a second term with 60+% of the vote.

This is what people said about the dem primary in 2008. I think a lot of people are in for a massive surprise.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


What happens if Rubio doesn't break 10%?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cardboard Box A posted:

Now I am even more confused.

It's a webcomic thing?

It's a crazy person completely detached from reality thing.

So it's perfect for the GOP Nomination Race.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Josh Lyman posted:

What happens if Rubio doesn't break 10%?

No delegates from NH.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Can we expect a full report of the results tonight, or will the super-long lines mean we have to wait until the morning for final results?

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Are the super donors gonna have to play musical chairs with Jeb/Rubio again?

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

What happens if Rubio doesn't break 10%?

He is recycled for parts and replaced with a new, less error prone, model.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Josh Lyman posted:

What happens if Rubio doesn't break 10%?

His problem isn't so much the %, it's that Jeb! is beating him. Rubio needed to get rid of him before SC.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

LGD posted:

sorry you missed out on that classic piece of internet drama my man

look up "Jennifer Diane Reitz"

Jerusalem posted:

It's a crazy person completely detached from reality thing.

So it's perfect for the GOP Nomination Race.
Ah. This makes sense.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Josh Lyman posted:

What happens if Rubio doesn't break 10%?

He will still have (at least) the second best shot at the nomination.

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jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
Is Rubio just... done? Does everyone line up behind Kasich? Surely Kasich can't fight off Trump and Cruz

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