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Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

Mystery Goomba posted:

A woman enjoys voting for Bernie Sanders — as she fantasizes voting for 3 Donald Trumps simultaneously.

:eyepop:

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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Brannock posted:

Connections and money, yeah.
Ah, gotcha.


Silly Burrito posted:

The Bush name.
That's clearly a liability at this point

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Are those loving reptar bars?

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

lol

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/697230319292960768

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Pussy didn't stump trump

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/697232026802335744

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
I'm just upset Christie didn't stump Rubio. It was his right.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Joementum posted:

Rachel has been clowning on Steve Schmidt all night and it's been great.

Disappointed we didn't get to hear Brian Williams' hot take on feminism.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Let's dispel with the fiction that Alex Conant doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/697231591370854400

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Oh god, what if Trump makes Christie Secretary of State

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


Young people are more likely to respond to exit polls.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
So the message we can take away from tonight is Rubio is done for good, get the gently caress out, no one cares, loser loser.

But does this really change anything for Kasich?

I'm just pleased we are finally dehumanising ourselves and facing to Trumpshed like we should have all along.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


has reince released anything on his own party's performance tonight?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

It's yooge.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/DomenicoNPR/status/697231853909098496

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Abel Wingnut posted:

has reince released anything on his own party's performance tonight?

He's on a bender if it's 7pm

carticket
Jun 28, 2005

white and gold.

Hey guys, I am writing a megapost on the Merrimack clusterfuck if anyone is interested. I am almost done. The helicopters have finally stopped hovering.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Oh god, what if Trump makes Christie Secretary of State

hope you don't like crossing the hudson river.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Mr. Powers posted:

Hey guys, I am writing a megapost on the Merrimack clusterfuck if anyone is interested. I am almost done. The helicopters have finally stopped hovering.

Please do

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I wonder if anyone is gonna pick up on the weird trend where it seems the gop cares more about sanders winning than anyone in their primary. Oh well.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr. Powers posted:

Hey guys, I am writing a megapost on the Merrimack clusterfuck if anyone is interested. I am almost done. The helicopters have finally stopped hovering.

God yes

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Oh god, what if Trump makes Christie Secretary of State

Transportation, given his experience with bridges.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Everything going as planned... #StillStanding

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
And the award for Tweet of the night goes to....

https://twitter.com/DaveW0ng/status/697206576835391489

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Zohar posted:

I'm just upset Christie didn't stump Rubio. It was his right.

He did.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/697220908285493248

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

a cop posted:

Young people are more likely to respond to exit polls.

Do you have a source for that or are you talking out of your rear end

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Pussy didn't stump trump

Respect the Trump Stump, and tame the pussy!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Whole lot of women going to hell tonight.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Joementum posted:

Everything going as planned... #StillStanding

If he keeps growing at 20% in each state...

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

if that happens we'll also have a bloomberg running to represent all the Sane Rich

This just makes it even better. I really just wish they threw literally everyone in like these primaries.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

would be hilarious if christie dropped out tomorrow. kills the frontrunner, creates chaos, and bails.

Christie for Trump VP

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I wonder if anyone is gonna pick up on the weird trend where it seems the gop cares more about sanders winning than anyone in their primary. Oh well.

if 2008 was any indication they care more about hillary losing

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


why is his huge leathery hand reaching behind oh thats the couch

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
Trump wins in every lane lol.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



legit goddamn retards vote overwhelmingly for trump lol

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

memy posted:

Do you have a source for that or are you talking out of your rear end

Lol

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Trump won 45% of voters with less than a high school education, surprising no one.

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Cruz just passed Bush.

:getin:

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