I got pulled into HR today for "Hate speech"

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

You should burn a cross on the lawn of the guy who reported you to show him you're a Christian and you forgive him.

Oh poo poo thanks for reminding me

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Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Volume posted:

I work in a call center. We're divided into "units" with around 12 people per unit plus one manager. My unit is not ethnically diverse. There's one Mexican (me), three whites, and seven blacks.

How does it feel to be the kicker lol

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dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

Harald posted:

jokes on you op, rabbits are actually lagomorphs

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MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

op is literally hitler drat try not to exterminate any jews on your way through the parking lot

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Granted I have limited experience with the poor but what I have seen is the open racial animosity between poor Latinos and poor blacks is as high if not higher than between whites and Latinos and whites and blacks.

But I dunno, my black and Latino concierges seem to get along fine with each other and the all Latino housekeeping staff so I dunno. I think they all like bossing around the valets and porters so maybe they bond over that.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Volume posted:

I saw this picture on facebook.

...

I tap the two co-workers next to me ... to show them.

you deserve to be reported

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:25

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Wait for her to mention beans, then strike.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:26

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

But I dunno, my black and Latino concierges seem to get along fine with each other and the all Latino housekeeping staff so I dunno. I think they all like bossing around the valets and porters so maybe they bond over that.

No, we're bonding over our hate of whitey

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Das Boo posted:

Wait for her to mention beans, then strike.

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City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

Romes128 posted:

How does it feel to be the kicker lol

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Volume posted:

I'm Mexican. I don't have any White Guilt to feel

You can be a white mexican

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

You can be a white mexican

"White Mexican" is just a fancy term crackers came up with because they started to get worried that we were outnumbering them so by claiming us as white they think they're still in charge.

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glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Uncle Tom and Jerry

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

Uncle Tom and Jerry

Fenarisk posted:

More like Uncle Tom and Jerry Mandering

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Hooplah: Jul 15, 2006

Harald posted:

jokes on you op, rabbits are actually lagomorphs

I'm a lagomorphmorph

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Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

Shaquin posted:

More than six blacks gathered together and you can call them a murder to be succinct OP

That's known as a "set."

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glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Volume posted:

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Simstim: Mar 16, 2005; You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Volume posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oEOdIBOpU

fun fact about whoopi goldberg. she has won an oscar, emmy, golden globe, tony and grammy. one of only a handful of entertainers to do so

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Volume posted:

I'm Mexican. I don't have any White Guilt to feel

I thought hispanics where white? I'm confused.

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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Simstim posted:

fun fact about whoopi goldberg. she has won an oscar, emmy, golden globe, tony and grammy. one of only a handful of entertainers to do so

You saw 30 Rock too? That's a funny show.

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augias: Apr 7, 2009

spacetoaster posted:

I thought hispanics where white? I'm confused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=693m7iCh-TE

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Calling the rabbit a rat is hilarious

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

I'm gonna call a spade a spade here, this is loving bullshit.

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Freestyle: Sep 2, 2014; by R. Guyovich

I worked for a couple of years in a corporate setting and 95% of my co-workers were middle aged white women and it was the most miserable, soul sucking experience you could imagine. I recall constantly having to censor my humorous impulses, because I too got in trouble for a mild joke that was perceived to be racist and sexist. I even had to sign a form acknowledging I made racist and sexist comments. (Guess I can't ever run for president, cause some reporter will dig up that form, and I will be smeared as Hitler by the media)

I now have the exact same job, in a different area with a different company and 99% of my coworkers are hispanic women, and they make it so so much more fun! Not only do they love my racist/sexist jokes, they will totally outdo me in ways that make me blush....

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Mokelumne Trekka: Nov 22, 2015; Soon.

those blacks... anything to get time out of work i guess

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kindermord: Jun 5, 2003; ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

spacetoaster posted:

I thought hispanics where white? I'm confused.

only when they shoot black kids hth

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Simstim posted:

fun fact about whoopi goldberg. she has won an oscar, emmy, golden globe, tony and grammy. one of only a handful of entertainers to do so

drat, didn't know she EGGOT'd, good for her.

Sucks about your incident today to Volume, that's pretty dumb. They should have went for sexism.

Totally like when they went for the murder charge on George Zimmerman when they should have went for manslaughter.

Edit: if anybody says anything about there being a "R" there it wasn't and I'm telling HR.

AbbadonOfHell fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 10, 2016

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Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

Volume posted:

Fake edit: Also the person who reported me is white lol

tell that cracker to stay in their lane

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

AbbadonOfHell posted:

drat, didn't know she ERGOT'd, good for her.

nice R thrown in there

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Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

wow cool anecdote

got any statistics to back it up? didnt think so, u racist piece oef poo poo!!!!

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

gary oldmans diary posted:

nice R thrown in there

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Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

I am glad Mexicans now have white privilege.

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Mexicans only have white privilege when convenient for racist fucktarded white 'progressives'
ditto asians

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TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

stupid loving woman, rabbits are leporids, not rodents. tell her she needs to learn her loving mammalian orders.

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glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Al Cowens posted:

Mexicans only have white privilege when convenient for racist fucktarded white 'progressives'
ditto asians

Bill O'Reilly: "If there's white privilege, then there must also be asian privilege"

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Volume posted:

Fake edit: Also the person who reported me is white lol

big loving surprise

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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

This thread is not very diverse.

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DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Three Olives posted:

Granted I have limited experience with the poor but what I have seen is the open racial animosity between poor Latinos and poor blacks is as high if not higher than between whites and Latinos and whites and blacks.

But I dunno, my black and Latino concierges seem to get along fine with each other and the all Latino housekeeping staff so I dunno. I think they all like bossing around the valets and porters so maybe they bond over that.

this is, like, the platonic ideal of what a 3O post should look like

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:41

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

also if you're in any way surprised that the rat in this story was white then the only joke is you

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TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

Darth123123 posted:

This thread is not very diverse.

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