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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Bernie has every black person in New Hampshire standing behind him.

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

etalian posted:

Bill's official biographer saw him on the campaign trail last night and said he didn't recognize him.

He said bill looked drained, unmotivated and was missing the public speaking ability he displayed in his prime.

I mean, OP had a point: the man was fueled by McDonalds and lard. And sexual harassment.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

etalian posted:

Bill's official biographer saw him on the campaign trail last night and said he didn't recognize him.

He said bill looked drained, unmotivated and was missing the public speaking ability he displayed in his prime.

The Big Macs were the source of his powers.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Vox Nihili posted:

more. MORE

now leading by 21.4%

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


aroused electorate

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/697245672051974144

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Oh god the Clinton campaign is going to kill him off, aren't they

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
An aroused electorate :kimchi:

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
Bernie praising an "aroused electorate"...

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
He should just stay up north for his next victory speech (Vermont).

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

"unelectable"

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Amazing that Rubio got pushed so hard by the establishment and he just collapsed so loving utterly. God I wish Christie could overtake him.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Bernie arousing the electorate. Hot stuff.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
black power fist in the background

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

BGrifter posted:

Bernie arousing the electorate. Hot stuff.

i'm aroused

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Demonachizer posted:

black power fist in the background

it's called a terrorist fistbump vote trump

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Looks like a Nation of Islam dude behind his right shoulder, unless bow-ties are coming back.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I really hope Bernie becomes the nominee. Let's go Bernie vs Trump, the greatest of all timelines.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

if he had 69% it would have been cool imo

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Excellent call for unity

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



who's the james spader lookalike dillweed behind sanders?

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

rscott posted:

Excellent call for unity

Smart play.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

a cop posted:

I really hope Bernie becomes the nominee. Let's go Bernie vs Trump, the greatest of all timelines.

Fascism vs Socialism, would be an amazing general

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
really lovin' this speech by bernie even though i'm a hillary supporter. i agree that we should keep it clean and issue-oriented. :unsmith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Smart of Bernie to use this opportunity to rail on the Republican party, explicitly. And say to also say, "this is the agenda we need to win in November".

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Those cheers every time Bernie says "yooge"

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Bernie going for party unity :unsmith:

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

BUG JUG posted:

who's the james spader lookalike dillweed behind sanders?

James Spader.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bernie: Remember the last time the Republicans were in the White House.

Sadly I do, thank God there's at least another 8 years before we have to suffer that again. :getin:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Yudo posted:

I mean, OP had a point: the man was fueled by McDonalds and lard. And sexual harassment.

lol

John Kasich
Feb 3, 2016

by Pragmatica
I love you New Hampshire!

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

a cop posted:

I really hope Bernie becomes the nominee. Let's go Bernie vs Trump, the greatest of all timelines.

already been prophesied

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Demonachizer posted:

James Spader.

checks out.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Nate Silver 9:31 PM

Well, we’ve made our share of stupid predictions over the course of this election cycle. But the 20 percent odds I gave for a contested convention back in December are starting to look pretty good! The thing is, even if Republicans eventually consolidate around an establishment alternative, it may take them some time to do so. Meanwhile, Trump and Cruz are going to be piling up delegates. And it’s not like Trump and Cruz’s support is going to crater to zero if someone emerges later on — they represent important constituencies within the party.

:getin:

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


BUG JUG posted:

bernie combed his hair? this is bullshit.

Will success change Bernie Sanders?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/695384762249162753

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
He should get his teeth worked on a bit.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
I'm upset that Christie did so poorly because I wanted him to stay in long enough to clown on Rubio some more at the next debate.

I mean, he might still do that, but it's less likely now.

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CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

etalian posted:

Bill's official biographer saw him on the campaign trail last night and said he didn't recognize him.

He said bill looked drained, unmotivated and was missing the public speaking ability he displayed in his prime.

needs some fresh tail, it is his lifeblood

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