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My goal in life is to be as happy as this man is Just look at that satisfied expression
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Lolol this is a goon.
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Bast Relief posted:There are some huge gaps in his narrative there which makes me think he might be fabricating the whole thing. For example, he is unclear on how pussies work it seems. I thought it was all posturing but if you click through a few of the links on his site there are photos of him and dudes collared and chained. He's got a few pics with ladies. I think at least the dom thing is true.
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goose fleet posted:My goal in life is to be as happy as this man is Just get a poo poo ton of steroids and you can! Yay! You'll be so happy you won't even notice your skin becoming one giant zit. This man helped cover up 12yo girls being married to and raped by old men, because religion. 
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change my name posted:Lolol this is a goon. How did you discern which ones aren't?
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Birb Katter posted:I thought it was all posturing but if you click through a few of the links on his site there are photos of him and dudes collared and chained. He's got a few pics with ladies. I think at least the dom thing is true. Oh I thnk you're right. I thought that screed read more like wank material than an actual account. An old school mate of my boyfriend's got into this stuff and told him about it. Glad he moved because I'm only 99% sure he knows not to proposition my bf. Apparently he puts adds up on Craigslist to be a "bull". He basically just goes into couples houses and bosses them around sexually and says weird poo poo like this to them while being especially degrading to the man. I don't think he even gets paid, and not always laid either, but will screw both of the people if asked. One story I was told he just came in with a whip and ordered the man to gently caress his wife while making fun of his cock. Just seems distracting to me. He just looks like someone's unassuming uncle. He is really fit but doesn't give that impression on first glance, and he doesn't have an attractive face, so maybe this is some self esteem thing for him. His wife doesn't like it but accepts it and that might be half the reason they have moved into the middle of flyover country.
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Pussy flocks to you when your a cocky built alpha male. Every time I go out to clubs bars etc I always end up hooking up with some slut. I always see women smiling at me and staring at me in awe. They arent used to seeing a 6'4 jacked muscle stud that looks like a celebrity. They are used to seeing their skinny/fat out of shape boyfriends and husbands with small dicks and no sex drive sitting on the couch chugging down beers and playing video games LOL. I think that guys that still play video games in his 20's and 30's all night long are inferior and pathetic. The last time I played video games was in middle school. While they are playing Xbox their girlfriends are out at the club looking for alpha cock. I've had chics tell me that most guys cant even last 5 minutes in bed and some even cum the moment they stick their cocks in them. I stay hard for hours and pound their brains out until their pussies are swollen. My bed is always soaked from them cuming so many times. There's been times where I've made chics squirt so much that it looked like we were soaked in baby oil. My bed has been soaked for days even when I put down several towels over my blankets before I hosed. They cum so hard when I gently caress them I can literally see their thighs shaking. being owned by me. we will ride at nightfall we will ride to the hole i am dead you will die anyone who gets too close will be infected with the death on you us we are infected together we will be in the death hole together and the grave dirt will fall in on top of us lalala the dead pull the living down if anyone tries to help you i us we will pull them down and step on them and no one climbs out because the hole is too deep and the dirt falls too fast and everyone who hears your voice will know it is true jude is dead and i am dead and you will die you will hear my our voice and we will ride together on the night road to the place the final place where the wind cries for you for us we will walk to the edge of the hole we will fall in holding each other we will fall sing for us sing at our at your grave sing lalala
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Cumslut1895 posted:There's been times where I've made chics squirt so much that it looked like we were soaked in baby oil. Knowing that squirting is just piss.. 
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goose fleet posted:Knowing that squirting is just piss.. .My bed has been soaked for days even when I put down several towels over my blankets.
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Jeez imagine the smell. Or doesn't the next girl ask why the bed smells and is all wet when you get on it?
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goose fleet posted:Knowing that squirting is just piss.. Wasn't that just based on a dumb study of 7 women where 5 of the women actually didn't piss themselves when they squirted, it was a completely different substance but because some of the liquid gets backed up into the bladder they assumed it was piss? I remember reading that study and thinking it was pretty badly done.
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Yeah I could have done that study a little more professionally
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:Wasn't that just based on a dumb study of 7 women where 5 of the women actually didn't piss themselves when they squirted, it was a completely different substance but because some of the liquid gets backed up into the bladder they assumed it was piss? I remember reading that study and thinking it was pretty badly done. The study was pretty comprehensive, it's just piss. Which is hilarious. http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
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Scathach posted:The study was pretty comprehensive, it's just piss. Which is hilarious. Assuming this part of his story is true he really doesn't seem like the sort of person who would care. Probably be a badge of honour.
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Scathach posted:The study was pretty comprehensive, it's just piss. Which is hilarious. https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/science-fair-swat/4/ Hypothesis: those bitches is just peeing. Procedure: unspeakable Conclusion: yeop
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Birb Katter posted:It's a Chinese dating show, the flew out to Australia a while back to hook Chinese speaking Aussies up with dates. It's trash TV but with flat out real people not scripted idiots. Not caring a lot about vday as a specific day so moving stuff to a Saturday rather than a Sunday night works very well for my ladyfriend who has just landed a *very* big promotion and a massive Sunday is worse for her than a Saturday. We're going to be the exception to the rule when it comes to bumping dates for this TV. There is/was a UK version of this show. It had its share of awkward moments. 
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goose fleet posted:My goal in life is to be as happy as this man is
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Watrick posted:http://ronnieflexx.blogspot.com/?m=1 My favorite thing about this is the huge swerve at the end. Like, the beginning is mostly about him being alpha and having awesome sex with chix, but then he's suddenly talking about fagcash. Another gem: quote:The ultimate ALPHA male is always a winner. Slaves drool over me and beg to be turned into human toilets, ashtrays, and spit buckets while I cash rape them. I can't help but laugh while I squat over a slave's face bare rear end and poo poo a huge log right into their human being mouth. They always have a crank in their mouth so they have no choice but to swallow all of it. If they are lucky I'll take a heavy piss in their mouth so they have some alpha champagne to wash my huge turd down with. I'll smoke one of my Cuban cigars while their mouths are cranked open and make sure to ash and spit down their throats. I also trample slaves in my size 14 logger boots. I'll stand on them with all my weight and jump up and down on their their backs while they shake and scream in agony. I'll even dig a boot into their neck and one in their crotch. Their entire body swells up black and blue and they always end up covered in logger sole imprints that stay on their skin for days. I love digging my loggers into a fag and leaving them looking like human pin cushion. The last slave I used real time I stood on the side of its head with one boot and whipped its fag dick and balls with my belt as hard as I could. It yelped and screamed like a bitch. My power is unstoppable and I can brutally dominate a slave. I've had slaves that payed to actually fight me. I'll push them to the ground and throw elbows and punches in their face. Sometimes I'll just knock them out cold with one punch. It's even funner to just put them in a headlock and make them pass out in under two seconds. I'm always the winner no matter how it goes. I've let slaves punch me as hard as they could and I always end up laughing in their face. I'm a brick wall that doesn't feel pain. When I go out with my friends to the club I always end up loving some married slut or some slut that has a boyfriend sitting at home with his dick in his hand. Women always come down to Atlantic City looking for alpha cock to suck and gently caress. I've had high end escorts come up me and tell me how jacked and sexy I am. I've even went up to some of their rooms and hosed their brains out free of charge. I always think that I should of charged them after I blow a load in their face. Women are slaves to me just like inferior men are. They just tribute pussy instead of cash. I don't bow down to anyone and never will. I'm a cocky gently caress that always ends up getting what I want. I can be so charming to a female and give them butterflies in their stomach. I can also turn into a brutal remorseless alpha male that will dominate and humiliate any inferior male and leave them with an empty wallet and bank account. Message me now and be put in your place cunts. e:http://imgur.com/gallery/RRKUSEN somewhat 
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bubblebee posted:100% going to haunt my nightmares Have they seen a human face before? Or a penis for that matter?
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Testicle posted:Have they seen a human face before? Or a penis for that matter? .co.uk tells you that the answer to this is yes but be thankful that you haven't seen theirs.
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amityville anus posted:That pic I linked last page. Same person.  why the gently caress would she post a picture like that if she's going for some kind of fatshion blog or whatever?
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bubblebee posted:100% going to haunt my nightmares Thanks a lot, David.
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Cumslut1895 posted:.My bed has been soaked for days even when I put down several towels over my blankets. Can't let this username/post combo go unquoted
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Hildale is an entire town of AUG. They have inbred so much that you can find genetic conditions not found anywhere else on the planet. I feel really bad for anyone that accidentally ends up there as it's a mishmash of Children of the Corn, Deliverance, and Stepford Wives.
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SubponticatePoster posted:Hildale is an entire town of AUG. They have inbred so much that you can find genetic conditions not found anywhere else on the planet. I feel really bad for anyone that accidentally ends up there as it's a mishmash of Children of the Corn, Deliverance, and Stepford Wives. Here's what wiki says about the specific condition that's real big in Hildale: wikipedia posted:Fumarase deficiency (or fumaric aciduria), also known as "Polygamist Down's",[1] is an autosomal recessive metabolic disorder characterized by a deficiency of the enzyme fumarate hydratase, which is indicated by a buildup of fumaric acid in the urine. loving amazing.
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Skinny King Pimp posted:Here's what wiki says about the specific condition that's real big in Hildale:
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Teenagers are dumb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME
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I worked (briefly) with a girl from the "twin towns": Hildale, UT and Colorado City, AZ. They live on the border so they can easily flee law enforcement. She had 5 moms and 45 brothers and sisters. She ran away when she was 16 and would up in my city, got a job as a dishwasher. Her grandfather was Leroy Johnson if you feel like googling. She was so naive it was painful. It was frustrating at times, but mostly just really, really sad. They are part of the FLDS (the f is for fundementalist) church, the people who thought the Utah Mormons were too liberal and progressive. Edit: quote:wikipedia posted: om nom nom has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Lonely Virgil posted:Teenagers are dumb. woah, he probably would've gotten away undetected if he didn't have a camera man.
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Hog calling competition https://youtu.be/uVcVSEa_Ooo Actually this whole video is fitting/horribly painful. Especially starting 15:30. This has to be fake.. https://youtu.be/vVzbmUM6urA Bungbroy has a new favorite as of 01:50 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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