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Craptacular posted:Should there be professional rapists, or should a machine be used?
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Craptacular posted:If you're not advocating extra-judicial punishment, who do you propose do the raping? Should there be professional rapists, or should a machine be used? That's what the McCormick Raper is for
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Roro posted:My favourite thing about humanity is our immediate response to something that is hilariously amazing is to applaud. Including Grandma. She just can't help it. Slo-mo cameras on phones are only just beginning to revolutionize our lives
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It always amazes me how much kids look to their parents for how to react after they hurt themselves. Parents laugh, kid laughs. Parents freak even a little, kids cries. Just take the kid at 6:30 who slides down the pole for example. *THUMP* laughs. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 04:33 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Feb 10, 2016 04:30
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Data Graham posted:Including Grandma. She just can't help it. The world of schadenfreude has never been the same since the development of: 1. Cheap HD cameras on everyone's phones 2. Online social media 3. Slow motion on the aforementioned cheap HD cameras It's also likely revolutionized espionage in the exact same way!
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Ragequit posted:Girl almost gets struck by lightning and the guy she is with immediately develops a speech impediment. To add to what Birb Katter said: quote:Hey baby, slow down, wait for me.
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Gorilla Salad posted:It always amazes me how much kids look to their parents for how to react after they hurt themselves. Parents laugh, kid laughs. Parents freak even a little, kids cries. I'm partial to the giggly cardboard robot kid at 5:44 - "I'm in my little habitat! Help me!"
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I was surprised that the girl giving herself a ¥o-landi haircut actually ended up with a fairly even end result and didn't get caught by her mother. The boy at the end was fantastic.
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chitoryu12 posted:The world of schadenfreude has never been the same since the development of: Now if only they could program the phones to film horizontally no matter how the idiot filming is holding it.
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Gorilla Salad posted:It always amazes me how much kids look to their parents for how to react after they hurt themselves. Parents laugh, kid laughs. Parents freak even a little, kids cries. This is absolutely true. Kids who burst into tears over anything probably had parents who encouraged it in some manner.
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So does imgur force you to see the gif with all the imgur bs around it now and not just the gif by itself?
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That's 295 lbs dropped from about 2-3 ft right onto this dude's ribcage. No way that doesn't gently caress you up.
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wyoming posted:The laughing kid that falls into the gravel is my hero. The little girl at 2:25 who face-plants and then says "Yay! I did it!" without a trace of irony is mine.
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Lets all laugh at some vegans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=desLjks0TNU
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Vegans makin' me lol itt.
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Slugnoid posted:Lets all laugh at some vegans
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Raygereio posted:I can never tell if those "it's not food, it's violence' people are actually protesting, or doing some weird performance art thing. mental illness is funny like that
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Dex posted:mental illness is funny like that Performance art is funny like that
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Hulebr00670065006e posted:Performance art is funny like that They aren't the same thing? poo poo.
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Two Drunk Irishman and a Couch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tex-M3rjDWk
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Todays Schadenfreüde is on me. Got my left large toenail crushed and torn off because I'm a retard that forgot that trucklifts doesn't give a poo poo about where your foot is.
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This is exactly, precisely, how I wanted to start my day.
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Ssthalar posted:Todays Schadenfreüde is on me. If you spend your day around heavy machinery, goods, or industry, you should be wearing steelies all day, every day.
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Jesus christ, that kid having an ELE meltdown because loving Chick-fil-A was closed 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Jesus christ, that kid having an ELE meltdown because loving Chick-fil-A was closed Its kinda what toddlers do.
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Jeherrin posted:If you spend your day around heavy machinery, goods, or industry, you should be wearing steelies all day, every day. I put an alignment rack (there was no car on it) down on one of my steel toe boots once and didn't notice until I tried to walk away. My boss watched the whole thing and laughed at me while I fell over and nearly broke my ankle.
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Jeherrin posted:If you spend your day around heavy machinery, goods, or industry, you should be wearing steelies all day, every day. Was at home, accepting things from Ikea. Steelies would have been nice to have though.
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Ssthalar posted:Was at home, accepting things from Ikea. Sorry to hear, man. Did IKEA delivery/operator injure you? If yes, time to call the sleaziest local lawyer from the nearest billboard
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Nitrox posted:Did IKEA delivery/operator injure you? If yes, time to call the sleaziest local lawyer from the nearest billboard Nah, was my own fault. He was moving the lift down and I didn't think about what a plate of steel driven by heavy pneumatic will do to a toe caught under it so I moved closer to pick up stuff. Ah well, we Danes have a saying. "Af skade bliver man klog" - "By injury, you learn" Also, I didn't use that toenail anyways...  Edit: And it gives me an excuse to shitpost all over the place. Ssthalar has a new favorite as of 17:09 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Ssthalar posted:Nah, was my own fault. He was moving the lift down and I didn't think about what a plate of steel driven by heavy pneumatic will do to a toe caught under it so I moved closer to pick up stuff. I don't know it sounds to me like he nailed it... ...I will show myself out.
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