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Feb 10, 2016 17:49
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Did anyone think he was actually going to fight during this millennium
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Feb 10, 2016 17:52
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*watches opponent beat up a journalist in less than a minute* uh yeah, I need to get surgery
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Feb 10, 2016 17:56
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Good lord
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Feb 10, 2016 18:02
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Look Punk wanted to take this fight, he surely did, but he really needs to have this urgent surgery to fix his long term back problem that just happened to flare up again when he tried to pick up the pen to sign the contract.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:05
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Yeah, uh, that might be it, really.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:05
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Former heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez is also having back surgery so hopefully he can show Punk some techniques while they're both in rehab.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:09
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Elite wolf ticket sales technique
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Feb 10, 2016 18:10
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Punk: "I want to be a UFC fighter!" *gets signed by UFC, trains for 2 years* Dana: "Punk, we have an opponent for you!" Punk:  "Uhh.. I need back surgery lol"
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Feb 10, 2016 18:12
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When is UFC going to put a video of Punk's rear end on youtube?
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Feb 10, 2016 18:14
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HulkaMatt posted:PREDICTIONS FOR 2016
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Feb 10, 2016 18:16
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Feb 10, 2016 18:19
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How long is this rear end in a top hat out? He was asking for UFC 200.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:22
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Ty1990 posted:How long is this rear end in a top hat out? He was asking for UFC 200. 4-6 weeks which coincidentally would bring him back just in time for a camp for UFC 200.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:25
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Putting him on UFC 200 doesn't make much sense to me. That card kinda sells itself and it's not like he needs the exposure. Let him heal up and fight at UFC 201 with Bones/Rumble and that'll help pop a nice buy rate then. This is all assuming he's even planning on fighting at all.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:29
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It makes perfect sense to me if he has PPV points on his contract and he thinks that after this one fight he's going to wash out.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:31
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He's never gonna fight
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Feb 10, 2016 18:31
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Skinty McEdger posted:It makes perfect sense to me if he has PPV points on his contract and he thinks that after this one fight he's going to wash out.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:35
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Ty1990 posted:I was looking at it from the UFC's perspective, and ultimately they'll be the ones to make the call. Oh for sure. I don't think they would be dumb enough to fall for that if that was the play.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:39
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Ty1990 posted:Putting him on UFC 200 doesn't make much sense to me. That card kinda sells itself and it's not like he needs the exposure. Let him heal up and fight at UFC 201 with Bones/Rumble and that'll help pop a nice buy rate then. Right now all they have for UFC 200 is hoping that Conor wins quickly in March so he can fight on UFC 200.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:43
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MassRafTer posted:Right now all they have for UFC 200 is hoping that Conor wins quickly in March so he can fight on UFC 200. Gotta think they're targeting that show for Robbie/Condit II or Robbie/Wonderboy as well.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:54
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poo poo or get off the pot, Punk.
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Feb 10, 2016 18:55
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Ty1990 posted:Gotta think they're targeting that show for Robbie/Condit II or Robbie/Wonderboy as well. That's a 300,000 buy fight on its own. UFC 100 had Brock/Mir, GSP/Alves and The Greatest Punch in History. If Conor is good to go that's a fine #2. If he's not, they have nothing huge for that show.
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Feb 10, 2016 19:06
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Bump this thread every time CM Punk ducks a 1-0 record opponent
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Feb 10, 2016 19:29
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GIF Request of when Karo pulled out of the Yoshiyuki Yoshida fight due to back injury last minute and someone made a GIF of Yoshida's beastly training photos followed by photoshopped Karo at a desk exclaiming "OUCH MY BACK"
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Feb 10, 2016 19:29
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Okay I'm starting to side with the people who think he's never going to fight
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Feb 10, 2016 19:36
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Mystery Opponent posted:Bump this thread every time CM Punk ducks a 1-0 record opponent Hey, hey, hey, he's 2-0 now.
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Feb 10, 2016 19:39
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Mystery Opponent posted:Bump this thread every time CM Punk ducks a 1-0 record opponent 
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Feb 10, 2016 19:41
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this guy got a signing bonus to pay for back surgery and has had years of accident insurance at an mma gym for free, that's a cool scam
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Feb 10, 2016 19:42
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CM Punk is going to get halfway down the ramp for his first fight and suddenly remember he left the stove on.
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Feb 10, 2016 19:54
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Triticum Guzzler posted:this guy got a signing bonus to pay for back surgery and has had years of accident insurance at an mma gym for free, that's a cool scam He got a bus and way cooler entrance music for putting a belt in a fridge he will milk the system for all it's worth.
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Feb 10, 2016 20:01
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I can't wait for In Living Color to rock Jerryworld
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Feb 10, 2016 20:02
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Triticum Guzzler posted:this guy got a signing bonus to pay for back surgery and has had years of accident insurance at an mma gym for free, that's a cool scam Dude's a really good pro wrestler.
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Feb 10, 2016 20:06
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cams posted:you don't need to worry about it, people love talking about cm punk. it'll get bumped regardless 
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Feb 10, 2016 20:06
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https://twitter.com/mickeygall/status/697492981016821760 he's going to be disappointed.
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Feb 10, 2016 20:07
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Triticum Guzzler posted:this guy got a signing bonus to pay for back surgery and has had years of accident insurance at an mma gym for free, that's a cool scam nobody is as good at clowning their employers like cm punk best in the world
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Feb 10, 2016 20:09
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Triticum Guzzler posted:this guy got a signing bonus to pay for back surgery and has had years of accident insurance at an mma gym for free, that's a cool scam GOAT
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Feb 10, 2016 20:10
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what is ironic? i loving love talking about cm punk. he's the best ever. this is my favorite thread in sa history
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Feb 10, 2016 20:14
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:nobody is as good at clowning their employers like cm punk Brian Pillman was working a loose cannon angle where he was booked to be on the outs with WCW management. He talked his bosses into letting him work ECW after giving him a formal release so it would add to the realism. He then continued the angle in ECW got even more heat and then showed the paperwork showing that he was no longer a WCW guy to WWF who promptly hired him.
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