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Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
God dammit I need to poop but I don't want to stop listening to this.



What was it they were saying about "hebrews" or Jews earlier? I missed it.


And the woman mediating is an out of state senator fishing for favor with teabaggers right?

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onemanlan
Oct 4, 2006
Ahahahaha they got a mayor on the line in a time of need and decide to get pedantic over his identification. well played fry.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Why do they care so much about their useless weapons which they have already admitted are nothing compared to what the FBI is fielding?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





David is going to get them killed :lol:

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Holy poo poo, they are nuts.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
david fry is going to get himself killed

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
DOYLE SIT DOWN!

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Sean screaming at David was loving hilarious.

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
Cool, I'm listening to a bunch of peoples' last words

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
:lol: fatty is losing it at david

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP FBI

I WANT HARD

loving

METAL

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
We're handling this!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Cowman posted:

David is going to get them killed :lol:

he's gonna get tired and go to sleep in like 20 minutes

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i'm about to break!

look who it isnt
Jul 6, 2008
we need you to die

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

SHOTGUN PUMPED!!!!!! :siren:

HOMEBOY IS loving LOSING IT

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the fbi should give them some more weed

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This is loving amazing.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
This is the best good cop/bad cop.

EmilBraun
Jul 13, 2015
David is going loving nuts.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ahaha i thought they were saying "they killed m'boy"

its lavoy
they're white
i forgot

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
God speed, Level-headed David.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

The Pi dude posted:

Holy poo poo, they are nuts.

This is the takeaway, these people are loving nuts. I mean even in context.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





so who's "in charge" there at the dork camp? the one on the phone I mean. Sean is what I've gathered but is he the fat redneck who did that sad dance with his pregnant/not pregnant wife?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
the ghost tarp of lavoy will possess them, and drag them to hell

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

FuhrerHat posted:

the fbi should give them some more weed
this worked for getting the tiny teen that killed that drug addict suburban mom in las vegas to surrender

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

cumshitter posted:

Why do they care so much about their useless weapons which they have already admitted are nothing compared to what the FBI is fielding?

All they need to do is believe in the heart of the bullets.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
This is why the FBI doesn't let sympathetic nutbags serve as negotiators.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
America is sick and tired.

Tired of being blue-balled by the FBI.

Scorchy
Jul 15, 2006

Smug Statement: Elementary, my dear meatbag.
Who's the guy foaming at the mouth

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

XMNN posted:

this worked for getting the tiny teen that killed that drug addict suburban mom in las vegas to surrender

got a link

it seems like a sure-fire way to end a siege

hahahahahaha this negotiator
tell your story
go gently caress yourself fbi, at least give them some respect. they know whats up cmon. cmon man.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

The part where they cried like little bitches because they didn't want to go to jail is going to make great parts of their books

onemanlan
Oct 4, 2006
YES! The FBI said 'THE WORLD IS LISTENING COME OUT AND TELL YOUR STORY!' over the megaphone. FedPhone was a great idea.

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
Fat, gun assembly lady doing a poo poo job by keeping up this "jail" message.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
gotta respect the FBI for cockblocking this lady from getting to play hero

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

onemanlan posted:

YES! The FBI said 'THE WORLD IS LISTENING COME OUT AND TELL YOUR STORY!'

im still laughing

let us not forget that federal agents are worthless as well

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Now loony assembly person wants to be choppered out to the refuge.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


FuhrerHat posted:

got a link


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701592

godspeed t-nugs

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Lmaooooooooooo

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

FuhrerHat posted:

got a link

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701592

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