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the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Lol these guys are really realy hyped to get killed

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Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
This is the worst history lesson ever

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
TO THE GRAVE SANDY!

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





the culminator posted:

Lol these guys are really realy hyped to get killed

they don't want to go to jail they want to be martyrs.

They want to die for something even though no one knows what that something actually is.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Three Olives posted:

Never forget when Rosa Parks pulled a gun on the bus driver and peacefully went home to eat a Lean Cuisine.

Aww come on, you can't have just one.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Sandy's going to shoot herself lmao

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
Sounds like a mother trying to argue with their child about something other than they're about to be killed.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Jeff! He's real!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Not like the militia movement had a lot of good PR before but this is pretty much going to make them a joke forever.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

las vegas lady is in an enclosed room
probably a police station

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





so let's take bets here:

Who thinks they get shot?

Who thinks they give up?

Who gives up, who gets shot?

Taking all bets

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Just Jeff!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Cowman posted:

so let's take bets here:

Who thinks they get shot?

Who thinks they give up?

Who gives up, who gets shot?

Taking all bets

forgotten

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

holy poo poo its the least vocal guy there!

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Begby posted:

Haha, this is the assemblywoman they are talking on the phone too. This cannot end well....



Guessing lady with the big titties and the shotgun?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

XMNN posted:

tbf the prospect of getting killed by david frys craziness or spending the rest of your life in federal prison would be pretty difficult to handle even if you werent loving nuts to start off with

this. their reality and world is collapsing in on them.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
"Is everyone calm?"

"WE'RE GONNA DIE! ALLAH ACKBAR!"

Begby
Apr 7, 2005

Light saber? Check. Black boots? Check. Codpiece? Check. He's more machine than kid now.
So we got michelle fiore with the family "gun cartel" christmas card on the phone, and here is the gavin guy they got on the line.....

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
sandy's assessment of her situation makes sense, but her incredulous tone does not

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
Are you hangry? Don't wanna die hangry.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Dapper_Swindler posted:

this. their reality and world is collapsing in on them.

im no fbi but this would be a good sign to be
means they will resolve to it soon and give up

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Jeff is the FBI plant, right? He seems unnaturally calm until just now when he accused her indirectly of trying to get him killed.

Begby
Apr 7, 2005

Light saber? Check. Black boots? Check. Codpiece? Check. He's more machine than kid now.

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Guessing lady with the big titties and the shotgun?

You nailed it

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






valid bet

I think David is going to get himself shot but not fatally and everyone else is going to give themselves up and leave in tears.

I only say David because he's the only one whose name I remember.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
painting warhams with this in the background is amazing

I need to swap to some Chaos poo poo

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

is manson there?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Cowman posted:

so let's take bets here:

Who thinks they get shot?

Who thinks they give up?

Who gives up, who gets shot?

Taking all bets

I'm leaning towards nothing happens in the next 12 hours and this is just hardcore psychological warfare.

But these people are way too loving stupid to not get themselves justifiably shot.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Dapper_Swindler posted:

this. their reality and world is collapsing in on them.

They rolled in there expecting to be the vanguard of American Revolution pt 2 and had to learn the hardest lesson of all: that no one cares.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Hahaha the FBI is trolling them really hard

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
rally around the american flag hahahahahahahahaha


12/10 trolling by the FBI

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
stand by for prayer time

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the fbi really is trolling them and theyre so good at it wow

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
Mrs. Fiore it's about 5 hours 15 minutes normal time, but you could probably cut that in half as long as your vehicle is powered by jesus.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





David's a wildcard here. I think he's gonna be the deciding factor in this. He's going to either give himself up and the others will give up later as a sort of domino effect or he's going to get himself shot and get the others riled up and get themselves shot or turned in.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Why are they so obsessed with having "one more day"?
What do they think is going to change? The FBI will still be out there telling them to surrender.

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Nother prayer

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
PRAYER TIME

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Best prayers

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
hallowed be thy name, yah? tf?

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

wayne curr posted:

Why are they so obsessed with having "one more day"?
What do they think is going to change? The FBI will still be out there telling them to surrender.

They want to wait for Fiore to show up and walk them out cause they think they're going to be shot.

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