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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > a victory for liberty over tyranny
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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I want to go to the FBI academy and get a trolling doctorate.

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Begby
Apr 7, 2005

Light saber? Check. Black boots? Check. Codpiece? Check. He's more machine than kid now.

wayne curr posted:

Why are they so obsessed with having "one more day"?
What do they think is going to change? The FBI will still be out there telling them to surrender.

Its like when I try to get my kids to bed and they want one more thing so they can feel that they actually won the argument. Not making GBS threads you, it sounds exactly like that.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 do any of them smoke
if i still smoked id contemplate suicide over cold turkey quitting too

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


 Matt is leading the prayer

Kylo Ren in his name be hot, and totally buff and a six pack

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!


 She's starting to panic as these dudes are getting more agitated.

I'm starting to worry about you, Michelle. You might crack under questioning.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Can the FBI just shoot in a tear grenade in for funs?

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Oh my god, the FBI is reciting poo poo from the feed to troll them.

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow

wayne curr posted:

Why are they so obsessed with having "one more day"?
What do they think is going to change? The FBI will still be out there telling them to surrender.

they can prolong this one more day. it's like that terrible deadline getting put off one more day so you have some breathing room.

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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

wayne curr posted:

Why are they so obsessed with having "one more day"?
What do they think is going to change? The FBI will still be out there telling them to surrender.

just let me play for 5 more minutes, mom, god!

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theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
:qq: they interrupted our prayer

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

r.y.f.s.o. posted:

hallowed be thy name, yah? tf?

Was that David? I think that means Yahweh.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 jesus please help you dead jewish man please PLEASE

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Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
God dammit i need to poop and then do some schoolwork. But I don't want to move.

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow

Begby posted:

Its like when I try to get my kids to bed and they want one more thing so they can feel that they actually won the argument. Not making GBS threads you, it sounds exactly like that.

this is exactly what it is

goddamn they're acting like children. The FBI should bring out the child psychology books to get them to give up :lol:

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the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
 Just a little standoff humor for you

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

VikingSkull posted:

painting warhams with this in the background is amazing

I need to swap to some Chaos poo poo

Tarps for the Tarp-God and what-not.

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look who it isnt
Jul 6, 2008
 oh my god please storm in right after congresswoman palin 2.0 demands reimbursement for speeding tickets

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Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

Buy the ticket, take the ride
Fun Shoe
LAVOY'S BIBLE

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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
uh oh the prayer well is running dry

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!


 Jesus, why would you make a joke like that, Michelle?

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RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
I'm gonna be so pissed if I wake up tomorrow morning and no one died

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

God dammit i need to poop and then do some schoolwork. But I don't want to move.

Have a cup of coffee, it'll help both :coffeepal:

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Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
Gettin tired of PRAYER! PILE ON THE CHARGES!

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Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

 *crickets*

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I am so proud that my tax dollars are paying for the FBI to troll and mock them.

God Bless America.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LOL "I'm just trying to lighten the mood"

WE NEED THOUSANDS TO COME HERE

Yeah. The feds will allow that.

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Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

 "WE NEED THOUSANDS!"
"THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO DRIVE HERE!"

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Hahahahahahahaha they are going to die because they are completely insane.

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DJFucknasty
Jan 30, 2002
Fuck!
GOD OVERRIDES!!!

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theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Save us :qq:

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Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

 I"m going to jail for ten years for breaking the law!

The federal government is lawless, God's law overrides them!

loving idiots.

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Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
These guys should be like the those Sisters of Battle in Warhammer who need to die to atone for sins so they shave their heads and charge into battle naked except for a giant apron made of a giant prayer scroll stapled to their cheest. But it's the constitution and they're doughy midwestern people.

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Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
oh god the dream is dead tears streaming down my face never trusting again because no PATRIOTS SHOWED UP!

edit: DONE WITH PRAYER!

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

 Is audio dropping in and out for others or is it just my lovely hotel internet?

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Fiore: "You're not alone, there are like four elected officials here"

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a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
they really believed thousands of people were going to show up and join their weird revolution

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





 :siren:FBI NEGOTIATION TACTICS FOUND:siren:

http://tinyurl.com/childtantrums

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Begby
Apr 7, 2005

Light saber? Check. Black boots? Check. Codpiece? Check. He's more machine than kid now.

slidebite posted:

Is audio dropping in and out for others or is it just my lovely hotel internet?

Its your lovely internet

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Why did this be the one night I had to have lovely internet? A stream is probably not happening. :negative:

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 again, being named mark, this is hosed

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