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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Casimir Radon posted:

Let me tell you one more thing I know about the negro *Cliven attampts to make friends on the inside

im assuming theyve got money so assuming hes willing to have stuff smuggled in yeah he could be pretty popular with the aryans

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
So they promised to hand themselves at 8 AM PST, so about 4 hours from now.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



they should punish them like they did the ringleaders on munster's anibaptist commune, if you ask me

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo. I have new dream to aspire for. I want to troll for the FBI.

I think this is what happened:

-FBI slowly moves around the Patriots.

-Patriots are on the phone with some weirdo internet broadcaster. They screech and cry and howl for any elected representative to help them.

-Michelle Fiore dials in. She's there to help, and she wants to talk to the FBI on their behalf.

-FBI says no, we're not talking to Michelle. In reality, they have a dude with the official title of Negotiator telling Michelle Fiore what to say.

-Because this is all on public broadcast, the FBI mocks the Patriots by repeating what Michelle is saying. Further cementing the idea that the FBI is not working with Michelle Fiore..

-Michelle Fiore, with the coaching of a Negotiator, convinces them to turn themselves in at a set point in time They will have their day in counrt.

I am extremely proud that my tax dollars are going toward coaching some criminal idiots to round themselves up. Good on the FBI for finding a way to mock them while simultaneously convincing them to trust their own mouthpiece even more. It's brilliant. I love it. I am so happy for the guys who came up with this brilliant plan, they probably have a skilled nursing team monitoring their vitals and preventing them from having a hilarity induce heart attack.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I have so many unhinged lunatics in my mentions this morning. I think it's setting in that the good guys are going to win this one.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I had to cut off and leave halfway through it, but when I left it Michelle was coaching those idiots on how to recognize things that would explode if hit by a bullet. I can't think of a reason why Michelle would ask them what kind of propane cooker they would have outside of that. And the Patriots were desperately trying to describe the exact model of propane heater they used to cook their food.

And then Michelle told them to dump those propane tanks outside their illegally fortified perimeter.

Like, holy poo poo, the FBI was coaching them on how to dispose of dangerous things they might shoot in their tacticlol defense of the perimeter of Fort Dildo so that nobody would be hurt, even by accident, when the FBI stormed them. Hhaha

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Wow Clive got PDX'd

I hope he at least got to keep his airport Cinnabon as he is dragged off to die in a concrete cell

onemanlan
Oct 4, 2006
HOLY poo poo!

Went to sleep last night when the 'Fab 4' had finally calmed, saying they would surrender in the morning, and moving to their camp for the evening. Was not expecting C. Bundy to be arrested - but then again he was stupid and thought that physically coming to the area would change the FBIs opinion or something. Either way this is a glorious strategic take down of these dumbass pretend paramilitary ranchers who thought they could take the gub'ment down.

onemanlan has issued a correction as of 14:08 on Feb 11, 2016

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Where's the Cliven notarized intent to do terrorism?

edit: Nevermind. I found "Exhibit A."

The Anime Liker has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Feb 11, 2016

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
No one there is that loving stupid, they know God drat well what usually happens in armed standoff with the FBI , at the very least that should tell you about either their level of desperation or the strength of their conviction

sled or die
Jun 15, 2006
I wear a Roche Vouceau

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment

"Like"

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment

Shut up

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment

Source your quotes

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

onemanlan posted:

HOLY poo poo!

Went to sleep last night when the 'Fab 4' had finally calmed, saying they would surrender in the morning, and moving to their camp for the evening. Was not expecting C. Bundy to be arrested - but then again he was stupid and thought that physically coming to the area would change the FBIs opinion or something. Either way this is a glorious strategic take down of these dumbass pretend paramilitary ranchers who thought they could take the gub'ment down.

I did. He got arrogant. now he will probaly be in jail forever.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I will say though, the FBI handled the situation admirably all things considered although the question surrounding the circumstances of how tarp guy got shot Should be looked into but obviously it won't be. In any other situation goons would be shrieking and hollering about law enforcement corruption and how a grand jury should be looking into it and how the officers responsible need to be in jail for life etc lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



These aren't rural ranchers that got the short end of the stick. The four idiots left behind are just morons (and a wanted criminal) that got swept up in the situation. David Fry hasn't received the short end of any stick. He's just a nerd that didn't have any friends before.


Ammon Bundy, Cliven Bundy, the Hammonds, and the rest of the leadership are all well off thanks to massive government subsidies and welfare. Almost every one of these patriots lived on the dole in some way or another with the guys on top exploiting the system to the extreme. Lavoy Finicum was taking in over 6 figures a year for taking teenage boys and putting them to work on his ranch.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

No one there is that loving stupid, they know God drat well what usually happens in armed standoff with the FBI , at the very least that should tell you about either their level of desperation or the strength of their conviction

Actually I think your premise is incorrect and these guys are in fact that stupid.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

No. 6 posted:

Shut up
:stare:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment

Here's the thing:

IF I supported poaching I wouldn't:

A. Try to kill firefighters to hide my crime

B. Take over a federal building and call for people to engage in active warfare against the citizens of the United States

C. Threaten FBI agents

D. Cost taxpayers millions by making GBS threads up a bird sanctuary because of my delusional belief that I'm going to start a righteous civil war by getting dildos in the mail


So yes, you're absolutely right. If I wanted to change laws that I felt were unjust, I wouldn't do anything nearly as retarded as these hillbillies. You totally got me figured out.

XOXOXO,

- someone who spent years working to change unjust gay rights legislation and WON without crapping in a bucket and getting arrested for terrorism

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment
Brave toddler holds breath until tyranny of Mom and Dad are escorted from the kitchen and playtime is resumed. Fierce standoff ensues as Mom and Dad try to resume toddler's breathing.

You did it, guys. You did it for all of us and our children. Please accept this $5 Applebee's gift card as an expression of our gratitude.

Knight has issued a correction as of 15:01 on Feb 11, 2016

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i dont know about any of you but it owns to be safe and warm

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

some people choose to be angry cold and surrounded by the fbi, i say you do you

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Actually I do lust for hick death. Don't lump me in with these sissies that don't want to see the blood of seditious rednecks splattered across the snowy pasture of Oregon.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i dont know about any of you but it owns to be safe and warm

I'm under an electric blanket with my puppy, sipping coffee, eating an Einstein Bros. blueberry bagel, shopping for houses via my realtor's website, and enjoying the hell out of not going to prison.

Being a dumb goon who doesn't commit terrorism owns.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
4 adults have been throwing a literal hissy fit for like a month now and they almost got McDonalds out of it

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

a messed up horse posted:

4 adults have been throwing a literal hissy fit for like a month now and they almost got McDonalds out of it

They're going to be in the Time Out Corner for a looooong time.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

a messed up horse posted:

4 adults have been throwing a literal hissy fit for like a month now and they almost got McDonalds out of it

Bowlcut wanted McDonald's after killing those 9 people in Emanuel AME Church in South Carolina.

I think we've figured out how to subdue white terrorism.

https://twitter.com/kciflyer/status/697786177437306880

The Anime Liker has issued a correction as of 15:23 on Feb 11, 2016

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I wonder what their favorite things from Mickey D's are? Maybe all of it?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment

Were you just like not here for occupy wall street or something

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment
Awesome, when we're short on news about the 4 schizophrenics to laugh at, we get some comedy content from you to laugh at.

Behotti
Apr 30, 2008
Fun Shoe
Can we address the real injustice right now? The LIEberal media, and the Right Wing Puppets of OBUMMER, refuse, and ignore, the critical role that Pedro has played in this whole ordeal. They are instead focusing on this nut job from Nevada, who probably won't even bring the Mickey Dees that these cold PATRIOTS deserve.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am so weirdly proud of my smart government loving up all these idiots with the minimal possible amount of bloodshed

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

King of Bees posted:

I wonder what their favorite things from Mickey D's are? Maybe all of it?

Did they issue their fatwah and invade before All Day Breakfast started? FBI should bring them Egg McMuffins for dinner and they'd be all "GUYS WE DID IT! WE CLEARLY HAVE THE HIGH GROUND IN NEGOTIATIONS OVER THESE FED BASTARDS!"

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am so weirdly proud of my smart government loving up all these idiots with the minimal possible amount of bloodshed

Now that you're a Broncos fan, I can't help but read all your posts ironically.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I can't wait to find out if Fiore had any law enforcement coaching whatsoever or if she's actually just trying to insert herself for a glorious photo op.

I guess we'll find out when she gets to the barricades.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Behotti posted:

Can we address the real injustice right now? The LIEberal media, and the Right Wing Puppets of OBUMMER, refuse, and ignore, the critical role that Pedro has played in this whole ordeal. They are instead focusing on this nut job from Nevada, who probably won't even bring the Mickey Dees that these cold PATRIOTS deserve.

In a shocking twist, Fiore uses this publicity in a successful run for president in 2020 on the pro-mcdonalds ticket

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Random Number posted:

Actually I do lust for hick death. Don't lump me in with these sissies that don't want to see the blood of seditious rednecks splattered across the snowy pasture of Oregon.

I'm from Oregon, and I say Kill 'em all!!


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am so weirdly proud of my smart government loving up all these idiots with the minimal possible amount of bloodshed

The agent over the loudspeaker saying that their cars were warm is legit my hero.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


King of Bees posted:

I wonder what their favorite things from Mickey D's are? Maybe all of it?
I'm sure they'll still have the McRib when they get out if prison.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

onemanlan posted:

Was not expecting C. Bundy to be arrested

Didn't he have a bunch of warrants going back to his ranch standoff? I assume the FBI had been waiting for him to drop his guard so they could pop him without a firefight.

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