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Blue Raider posted:those walls of text you enjoy are the opposite of interesting and funny and are, in fact, quite boring. go read politico comments or something if you want to read some not funny i dont give a poo poo about what you find funny or interesting
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babypolis posted:i dont give a poo poo about what you find funny or interesting welcome to the thread
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babypolis posted:i dont give a poo poo about what you find funny or interesting  Clearly we need to build a wall... of comedy. e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mkw57gviqA THIS makes Please Clap look downright graceful. In my head is playing "Everything is Beautiful" by Ray Stevens Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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I think sometimes something awful provokes weird emotional responses from people and everyone should pull back and breathe That being said, Where The gently caress are the SC polls
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Zelder posted:I think sometimes something awful provokes weird emotional responses from people and everyone should pull back and breathe Seriously, has there not been a poll since December?
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I missed this bit of Trumpery yesterday: Norah O'Donnell: Yesterday we heard the Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, in Congress saying that North Korea’s nuclear effort is the top threat to the United States. What would you do to deal with that reclusive country? Trump: I would get China to make that guy [Kim Jong-Un] disappear in one form or another very quickly. And let me tell you, people say, oh… Norah O'Donnell: How do you mean, make him disappear, you mean, assassinate him? Trump: Well, you know, I’ve heard of worse things, frankly, I mean this guy’s a bad dude.
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1.)Trumps says mean thing about North Korea 2.)North Korea tries something stupid against United States because of thing Trump said 3.)Trump is proven right this, too, shall pass
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Harold Stassen posted:https://youtu.be/lq1Cb4WshFM?t=1m17s he learned from huckabee. say awful poo poo and off putting psudo folksy "random humor" at the same time.
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Xenophon posted:I missed this bit of Trumpery yesterday: i dont disagree. but the regime wouldnt collapse though. it would just find a figurehead and continue. this isnt like shooting assad or something.
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Feb 11, 2016 14:57
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Harold Stassen posted:At this rate the SC VOTE will come before the next poll is released. Nevada is just not polled? I guess just to make it an even bigger surprise for when Gilmore sweeps the state If I'm not mistaken Nevada does not allow phone polling, so it's significantly harder to poll that state.
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I'm starting to get nervous. It's been almost 2 days of euphoria, and all is quiet on the Western front. No new SC polls since mid January, no rumblings from the establishment. WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING NEXT??????
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Forums Terrorist posted:I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence. Same but re Earth
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Boosted_C5 posted:I'm starting to get nervous. It's been almost 2 days of euphoria, and all is quiet on the Western front. *sidles up to you, eyes wide and in a hushed whisper*: gilmentum
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Boosted_C5 posted:I'm starting to get nervous. It's been almost 2 days of euphoria, and all is quiet on the Western front. They're gonna force SC to secede before they give Trump the nomination.
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Has someone seen or heard from Trump recently? Without new polls to fuel his life-force, I'm afraid he may be passed out on the floor of his Manhattan penthouse.
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Boosted_C5 posted:I'm starting to get nervous. It's been almost 2 days of euphoria, and all is quiet on the Western front. ground control to major boost ground control to major boost take your mental pill, your last screw has been loosed sharkbomb posted:Has someone seen or heard from Trump recently? Without new polls to fuel his life-force, I'm afraid he may be passed out on the floor of his Manhattan penthouse. Clap if you believe in Donald Trump!
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All the pollsters have been focused on delivering you the IA/NH polls you junkies have been craving, and with the post-NH winnowing it's not clear how useful they'd be at this point anyway
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Harold Stassen posted:
Holy poo poo, this is the worst. Jeb please please drop out after SC.
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Lol Is he doing one of those self mocking mockumentaries that celebs love to do nowadays?
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Xenophon posted:All the pollsters have been focused on delivering you the IA/NH polls you junkies have been craving, and with the post-NH winnowing it's not clear how useful they'd be at this point anyway Look man, I don't care if it's accurate, I just need a hit.
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Zelder posted:I think sometimes something awful provokes weird emotional responses from people and everyone should pull back and breathe A lot of liberals, especially on the internet, are incapable of taking a joke or ignoring something they disagree with. For example, of the following jokes, which one do you think people are more likely to take issue with: -Vladimir Putin has sex with Donald Trump's wife while the Donald accidentally retweets the entire text of Mein Kampf. -Guy in a hoodie has sex with Bernie Sanders' wife and slaps a Hillary sticker on her laptop.
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Well I think there's a lot of promise in your "people gently caress people's wives" brand of stand up but I'd keep polishing your set
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T r a v i s posted:A lot of liberals, especially on the internet, are incapable of taking a joke or ignoring something they disagree with. For example, of the following jokes, which one do you think people are more likely to take issue with: this is so true. i literally can't ever think of a situation where someone who is conservative overreacted on a social media platform in response to a joke about being gay, or because someone made a comment about gun control, or because a statement implied that planned parenthood provides a useful benefit to women at lower income levels. edit: it's a joke when it's something i agree with! it's vicious slander / libel if it's something i don't personally like!
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T r a v i s posted:A lot of liberals, especially on the internet, are incapable of taking a joke or ignoring something they disagree with. For example, of the following jokes, which one do you think people are more likely to take issue with: Yea we all know trumps wife is hotter we get it already
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rear end cobra posted:Lol I can't watch these. It's like second season office where you just felt bad for Michael all the time
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T r a v i s posted:-Guy in a hoodie has sex with Bernie Sanders' wife and slaps a Hillary sticker on her laptop. Speaking of stickers on laptops.... Remember this girl I posted a few pages back?  quote:A student has been condemned online after threatening to smash a classmate's computer because it had a Donald Trump sticker on it... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mp-sticker.html I know, I know... Dailymail!
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homeless poster posted:edit: it's a joke when it's something i agree with! it's vicious slander / libel if it's something i don't personally like! is this twitter chat now
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Jeb! gets kicked off the stage at his own event: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OE_lHQZGuM
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Montasque posted:Speaking of stickers on laptops.... Remember this girl I posted a few pages back? Vicious counter-tweets
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Montasque posted:Jeb! gets kicked off the stage at his own event: literally eleven posts up this thread is turning into marco rubio
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Montasque posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mp-sticker.html The comments below have been moderated in advance. Twisted_Alpha, New York, United States, 5 minutes ago #trumplivesmatter
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DynamicSloth posted:I have a feeling Rubio's internals can't be that great because him and his team seem to be in full spastic panic mode this morning. that happened to me once. tried to do a firmware upgrade, then borked the whole motherboard. RIP
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InsanityIsCrazy posted:literally eleven posts up Eh, it's so good it should be double posted.
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