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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Chucking verbal ping pong balls into this guy's mental room of mousetraps

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ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
ROMAN ABORTIONS

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ha ha, this is a trainwreck. This is such amateur hour negotiation.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

"The Roman government paid for abortions."

Can we get a fact check on that, please?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Jesus paid taxes for the roman abortions WHAT

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Moltke posted:

david is the 20 something right?

27.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
When does he start screaming for his safe zone?

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010
Yes, let's see what the Romans have to say about this situation

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Three Olives posted:

All he wants is to not pay taxes and not go to jail, the government is being so unreasonable.

Do you even pay taxes in jail? It's win-win if he gives up

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





FIRST TIME posted:

Well, mental illness plays a big part but yeah.

it's pretty impressive that it takes some serious mental illness for the movement to have any "strength"

ok the people on the phone talking to david about jesus are about to get him to become a martyr

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Dely Apple posted:

Chucking verbal ping pong balls into this guy's mental room of mousetraps
hahahahaha

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The arguments they're trying to use to get him off the ledge are getting ridiculous.

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
The romans paid for abortions

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

I hope the FBI is loading up those bean bag guns and getting ready to turn this guy rainbow colors with bruises, otherwise he might even shoot himself.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

that's a shame, he'd make a cute trans girl I guess

Something tells me that might be in the cards after this whole thing blows over.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Please don't invoke the martyrdom and ressurrection of Jesus.

staplegun
Sep 21, 2003

All things considered I think I like David more than the people that he's talking to.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
hahahahaha graham is such a loving moron. yes please give him a messiah complex :allears:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the Roman government also paid for bloodsport so can the federales get blasting already

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010

Three Olives posted:

All he wants is to not pay taxes and not go to jail, the government is being so unreasonable.

I know, right? The big meanies

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Lol, this is funny hearing people who spread the rhetoric to begin with, walking it back to bring down a crazy guy who actually took them seriously.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Can we crucify David? It seems like a win/win.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
This is the whole standoff boiled down into these last few minutes.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
The Feds will promise a peaceful resolution

It will resolve with you full of pieces of lead

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Three Olives posted:

All he wants is to not pay taxes and not go to jail, the government is being so unreasonable.

Also, no more gays or abortions.

Pretty reasonable list of demands given how much leverage he has right now.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I love that the feds are letting a nutty Christian DJ and an rear end in a top hat wannabe congress-woman negotiate with David Frylo Ren.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if this dude was brown he would have been dead ages ago lmao

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Good news, David, once you're in jail you don't pay taxes!

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

:lol:

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
David, the romans paid for this too.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

FIRST TIME posted:

Lol, this is funny hearing people who spread the rhetoric to begin with, walking it back to bring down a crazy guy who actually took them seriously.

That state rep lady blows my mind. If this dude dies I hope maybe she has some serious self-dialog about her dumb ideas. (lol this won't happen)

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Lavoy indeed got his.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
So basically all this boils down to jobless David not wanting to pay taxes.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Entropic posted:

Please don't invoke the martyrdom and ressurrection of Jesus.

I for one would like to witness David die then rise again to free us all from government tyranny and get all our grievances addressed.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





seriously these people on the phone are horrible at what they're trying to do

all they're doing is getting david more ready to die

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010
The tree of Jesus must be watered with the blood of Roman abortions!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Audio dropped and I think I edged.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I have a tent, and I also am not a big fan of paying taxes. Where is my Nevada titty lady?

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
David is having a mental breakdown, he's going to come out firing at the FBI.

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