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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
This dude needs to loving off himself or surrender. I've gotta go to class soon and I don't want to get kicked out for checking the thread and fistpumping when this reddit golem finally ends his miserable existence.

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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Give him a bunch of free gold*









































*World of Tanks.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
why cant government just chill and be cool man?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Pull the trigger David. Pull the trigger.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Wow, no love for corporations. Sounding a little communist there buddy.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm re-installing world of tanks in honor of freedom fry.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I really don't think David's religious or if he is it isn't specifically Christianity.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
somebody get this kid some weed

The rat says squee
May 6, 2007
What else should they say?
I want marijuana.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
All needed was marijuana

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
ALL I NEED IS MY MARIJUANA

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol weeeeed. give him his weed.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
get this kid some loving weed and pizza lol

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
ok he's crying for his marijuana it's funny again

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


oh no the maijuana lobby is going to take 3 steps back because of this idiot lol

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010
Gotta get a job to get that legal weed, life is hard, better blow my brains out in a tent in Oregon

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





David needs to just hang up on these guys and talk to the FBI

give him his weed let him relax

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

The tension of expecting a suicide is giving me a headache. It would be stream delayed too, so we wouldn't know until like 10-15 seconds later.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Ahahaha

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Shocked that someone who has made terrible life choices has the self awareness to regret said choices.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




All praise marijuana!

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

After all that, it comes down to pot.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
There's only one way out, David.






You know they're gonna send you to the federal booty house.

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Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
You know these assholes are all "rah rah second amendment" but when it comes to having a shootout with the cops it's all "uh, maybe not guys"

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Is this... a complaint about not having weed, and pizza, and liberty

This guy really does belong in Oregon

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


So this is ultimately about weed

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
holy poo poo

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


I feel really weird about a suicidal man having such poor excuses for negotiators.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Just give the kid some joints laced in some sort of tranq.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Cut these fuckers off, promise him some weed topped pizza and protected custody.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
All I wanted was a marijuana, just one marijuana, and they wouldn't give it to me

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





it sounds like David's stopped listening to the idiots, thank god.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
i bet this call is going to be used to teach future generations of fbi negotiators what not to do

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Mel Mudkiper posted:

get this kid some loving weed and pizza lol
I need to see footage of a remote controlled mini-tank driving up to the building with a pepperoni pizza and a joint.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lace the poo poo out of a Baggie

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
He honestly thinks there is a possibility he can go home after this, lol.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Dely Apple posted:

Is this... a complaint about not having weed, and pizza, and liberty

This guy really does belong in Oregon

Except our pizza Is generally not that great

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Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
Holy poo poo this kid is going to kill himself.

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-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Entropic posted:

All I wanted was a marijuana, just one marijuana, and they wouldn't give it to me

IM NOT CRAZY
CONSTITUTION
YOURE THE ONE THATS CRAZY
CONSTITUTION

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