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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
DENIAL...

ANGER...

Three Olives posted:

He honestly thinks there is a possibility he can go home after this, lol.

Three Olives posted:

Is he starting to cry? Now he is going off on the volunteer negotiators so I think the suicide is close. :neckbeard:

Chin up goons, we're almost at the final step!

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hey, what about abortion? We hate abortion, how is sucidide different?


Nice move.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I just switched to the video stream - why is there a guy in combat gear standing on top of a car waving an American flag? Holy poo poo your country is loving weird.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

rasta

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


I bet the other three are being beat with batons while David is holding all the attention.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



unoplank posted:

Let me take your pizza order: what would you like on your tombstone?

*single shot heard in the distance*

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Did they smoke those fools yet?

Moltke
May 13, 2009
tranq dart incoming

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Funky See Funky Do posted:

Is this loving clown seriously some sort of senator or representative? Christ, this has got to be career suicide as well as an actual one.

yes and it probably won't make a difference

also wow she's terrible at being subtle. "Tell me about the room you're in"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

-Misfit- posted:

What is David's forum name?

Pizza~420~NoHomo

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

MY BLANKEY

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
There's a video stream?

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
Haha it sounds like she's digging info for the feds.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Describe where you are and how you are sitting David

Describe it in specific detail David

This is definitely not you telling the police where you are for a siege David

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Ahahah he's getting suspicious

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
lol she's trying to get info on where he is. hmmm

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010
So David, where are you exactly right now? What's the layout of the room? Are there any blind corners? I'm totally just curious and not asking on behest of the FBI counter-terrorism team on the roof.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
David remember aim for the brain-stem, you don't want end up alive with a worse brain injury than you have now.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
and she did a right poo poo job of covering what she was actually doing

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Shinjobi posted:

There's a video stream?

http://interactive.kgw.com/mobile/breaking-video-2.html

The guy with the flag is gone now.

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
Just sit up and ignore any red dots you see.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Geguri Gegogi posted:

So David, where are you exactly right now? What's the layout of the room? Are there any blind corners? I'm totally just curious and not asking on behest of the FBI counter-terrorism team on the roof.

yea seriously that was terrible and david almost definitely knew that she was trying to give the FBI info

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Describe where you are and how you are sitting David

Describe it in specific detail David

This is definitely not you telling the police where you are for a siege David

Seriously. This is so obvious.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I just switched to the video stream - why is there a guy in combat gear standing on top of a car waving an American flag? Holy poo poo your country is loving weird.
Dickhead cosplaying as a soldier.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
no I'm going to forget him if he leaves peacefully. Pretty quickly at that

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Do any of these people actually care about Victoria?

Moltke
May 13, 2009
you can actually hear in his tone that he no longer trusts her

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Can't believe I'm at work like a regular jackoff missing this AGAIN.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Cowman posted:

yea seriously that was terrible and david almost definitely knew that she was trying to give the FBI info

Imagine being so loving incompetent you fail to trick David Fry

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I let the government betray every second of my existence


because I don't loving care david

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I'm enjoying my tactical anime body pillow

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

The state representative says voting is not the answer. You heard it here, folks.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
FBI Agent Mark is back. :neckbeard:

Moltke
May 13, 2009
sounds like hes decided to end it

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
This ends one way. Gunshot, fade to black.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


HE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU LADY SHUT UP lol

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010
I'm sick of Muricans and they're not doing that and thing and hormones with the chemical you know castration and it's hormones right y'know?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Mark should troll him more

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I'm contemplating suicide but I don't know if I can safely leave the tent.

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Mark c'mawn

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