a victory for liberty over tyranny

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deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

I'm furious that I haven't been chemically mutated yet. FUCKIN TELL ME OBAMA, why don't I, personally, deserve to be one of your mutant lizard men?

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

make the FBI do a silly dance, David.

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ok everybody say Hallelujah on the count of 3

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Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

EVERYBODY SAY HALLELUJAH AND I'LL COME OUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

poorlifedecision posted:

And another thing, bring back the Big and Tasty dammit. gently caress you Obama!

Pizza Hut Big New Yorker or GTFO

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Inkel: Feb 19, 2004; College Slice

I don't see why the FBI won't meet his reasonable demands that they end all wars, stop the government from chemically mutating people and be honest about all the alien technology they have. Pretty simple stuff..

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Promise David raw milk in prison

He doesn't want to be a transsexual

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insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

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Moltke: May 13, 2009

fbi needs to start writing out a script for crazy lady to get her talking points from

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Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

cumshitter posted:

INT. CELLAR

The gang examines the odd clutter. LAVOY is flipping through a bundle of US Silver Notes. DAVID FRY is examining an Infowars poster. RYAN BUNDY continues staring perplexedly at the flywheel he has just spun up. AMMON BUNDY begins reading from the black leather book. AMMON reads slowly, his voice filled with awe.

AMMON

The Right of the Citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon, by horse drawn carriage, wagon, or automobile, is not a mere privilege which may be permitted or prohibited at will, but the common Right which he has under his Right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

RYAN BUNDY

What's that book called?

AMMON BUNDY

Black's Law Dictionary

INT. FBI HEADQUARTERS

FBI DIRECTOR

We have a winner!

I'm still reading way back in the thread but God drat this is a beautiful post

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Scorchy: Jul 15, 2006; Smug Statement: Elementary, my dear meatbag.

lol 2 minutes alone with the FBI negotiator and he willing to come out

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Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

David is legit insane. This is quite a comedown.

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Raise your hands and give goku your energy

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poorlifedecision: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

fyodor posted:

Same but McDLT

The McDLT was a democracy and a pretty good country stop attacking it.

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TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

If you all yell hallelujah I'll come out!

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-Misfit-: Apr 20, 2005; I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

SIMON DIDNT SAY!!!

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ok now I want everybody out there to stick their right foot in

now stick your right foot out

No stick your right foot in

Now... now... shake it all about

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

holy poo poo he's not going to die.

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Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

ahahahahahaha holy poo poo as soon as the streamers shut the gently caress up and let the FBI do their thing David gave himself up no problems at all

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Pizza Hut Big New Yorker or GTFO

Arch Deluxe

Also, I'm worried that he's going to kill himself now. :ohdear:

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

god drat this woman is insufferable

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XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

hes surrendering

pussy

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Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

Ahhhhh they got him!!!!

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a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

InterFaced posted:

holy poo poo he's not going to die.

Mark is a baller.

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Yay!

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Professor of Cats: Mar 22, 2009

Phew thank loving goodness.

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RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

And that's that

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Geguri Gegogi: Oct 13, 2010

Lol FBI did what those tools couldn't do with hours in 3 minutes.

Bet they still try to take credit for it though

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

this is awful boooo

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TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

Did I just hear cuffs??

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

LMBO two minutes without a crazy tea bagger lady shrieking at him and he surrendered.

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am setting up a gofundme to get Mark a blowjob

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Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Amazing. 10/10 would FBI again.

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Prettz: Sep 3, 2002

Cowman posted:

David is legit insane. This is quite a comedown.

We all knew that last week, dude.

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

LOL the FBI negotiators ended this in like 5 minutes after the Christian chuckfucks shut the hell up.

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Boooo!

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