a victory for liberty over tyranny

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

"davids concerns reflect what all of america feels"

holy moly

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revmoo: May 25, 2006; #basta

FirstPersonShitter posted:

now the lady is friggin doing crocodile tears some serious MEMEMEME cartoon noises

Coincidentally the exact timestamp that I closed the stream.

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uUZCgDMoxY

# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:02

-Misfit-: Apr 20, 2005; I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

should have held out for the pizza and bong

troof

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

can they charge those streamer numbskulls with wasting police time or something? seriously

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

should have held out for the pizza and bong

I would have

Also a pc that can run XCOM 2

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Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Chinatown posted:

"davids concerns reflect what all of america feels"

holy moly

america demands the truth about aliens involvement in world war 2

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

FirstPersonShitter posted:

so like friggin hours and hours of talking to this awful woman and he got worse and worse then like 2 mins of the fbi and he goes out.

It had to be the FBI plan all along. Let them talk to David so he could realize what loving tools they are and that they don't give a poo poo about him.

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RoxiesMD: Oct 20, 2013; by LadyAmbien

I'm pretty sure Mark gave david a cookie or something. David was saying "sec just eating my cookie" right before he started to head out.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:03

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

wyoming posted:

Hope they can charge those nuts with something.

They probably can't because the FBI probably was in contact with them the whole time trying to keep them under control and when it proved they were too incompetent the FBI told them to shut the gently caress up.

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Sorry you got blue balled, 3O

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

RoxiesMD posted:

I'm pretty sure Mark gave david a cookie or something. David was saying "sec just eating my cookie" right before he started to head out.

I hope it was a weed cookie. :3:

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Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Okay time to get back to work now that I've wasted like 3 hours that I should have been finishing a project due tomorrow. Thanks a lot, big government :argh:

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Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Thank you, Mark, for stopping David before he got to "Death to Videodrome" and "Long Live the New Flesh" on his list of demands.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:03

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

David Fry bit deep into the large, 4" double chocolate chip cookie he had demanded from the police after tense hours of negotiation. The chocolate would melt into his mouth, like the false gods and governments breaking down into the lipoids of equality and liberty.

As his head ducked into the back of the Crown Vic, he realized there was nothing of the sort going on. Dejected, defeated, a man wholly demolished... he tasted... raisins...

# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:04

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

should have held out for the pizza and bong

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Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Ok gently caress these motherfuckers. "We're not professionals we couldn't have done this without god.

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RoxiesMD: Oct 20, 2013; by LadyAmbien

InterFaced posted:

I hope it was a weed cookie.

Alien weed cookie maybe. At least shaped like an alien

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poorlifedecision: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

america demands the truth about aliens involvement in world war 2

"Jim we're here at the start of the historic Million Mutant March. David Frye's powerful words resonated through the chemically mutated Americans and they've come together today to demand justice from Terrorist Traitor President Obama."

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

there should be some sort of charge for riling up a mentally ill man

like some sort of reckless endangerment thing

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

that idiot assemblywoman is going to get credit for this and go on to win the 2020 presidential election despite almost getting the kid killed

They need to arrest her for criminal obstruction

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a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

they were all retarded but i'm glad more of them didn't die

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

InterFaced posted:

I hope it was a weed cookie.

Here in Oregon you get arrested if your cookies DON'T have weed in them. :420:

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

"lets pray, dear god - pls give me a pizza. I dont want it deleivered by the fbi"
god: *winks* "its not deleivery"

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I remember thinking an hour and a half ago I was about to listen to him surrender and then he shouted "I AM NOT COMING OUT"

and in return I got this

All of this sweet sweet crazy

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

This insane weeaboo pothead just ruined my productivity this morning, Thanks Obama.

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

a messed up horse posted:

they were all retarded but i'm glad more of them didn't die

im not

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ok gently caress these motherfuckers. "We're not professionals we couldn't have done this without god.

Hahaha did they seriously say that?

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a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinatown posted:

im not

link yr stream please

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RoxiesMD: Oct 20, 2013; by LadyAmbien

https://twitter.com/mrbraindead12/status/697857342566748160

quote:

mrbraindead ‏@mrbraindead12 5m5 minutes ago Greenville, SC
"Just one more cookie and a cigarette, and I'm good." -David's last words before giving up. Beautiful.

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

the fbi negotiator guy needs a raise

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poorlifedecision: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

She's right they are very insignificant.

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I want to hang out with Mark so loving hard

# ? Feb 11, 2016 20:06

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hahaha did they seriously say that?

Yup. They're loving garbage people.

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Mark will make millions on the speaking circuit

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Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I want to hang out with Mark so loving hard

i hope the fbi guys are super chill to david and by the time his car ride to portland is over he's feeling a lot better about humanity, that would be legit rad

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Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Aren't both teams supposed to stream to make sure no one cheated?

I wanna hear all the fbi stuff - i didnt hear the negotiator.

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

On the bright side now David won't have to worry about paying taxes or voting for decades.

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

If You Give a Louse a Cookie

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