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Pick posted:Would marriage rituals between men and women during those periods not be considered "heterosexual" then? No. People didn't classify things as heterosexual or homosexual then.
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Chamale posted:No. People didn't classify things as heterosexual or homosexual then. And whoever doubts him, sucks cocks by choice!
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  quote:Dr. Sergey Sergeyevich Bryukhonenko had already laid the groundwork for what Russian scientists were proposing, and they wasted no time in putting it into practice. No such head-start was afforded them in the construction of the mechanical body, however, and yet the team still managed to build a working prototype in the span of two years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Brukhonenko https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experiments_in_the_Revival_of_Organisms
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All that is missing is the Russian version of ??? and then Profit! between the dog head and the undead dog mech.
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cash crab posted:
But if the dog is able to pet itself then what will it need humans for?! They obviously didn't think this one through.
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> собака > робот > ??? > коммунизм!
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WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!
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Doubt that diagram is real, though.
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Solice Kirsk posted:But if the dog is able to pet itself then what will it need humans for?! They obviously didn't think this one through.
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Tias posted:Doubt that diagram is real, though. It's either from Cracked or a Red Alert concept art thing.
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:WHERE ARE MY BALLS?! Where are my testicles, Summer? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AGFev2BmnhE
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:WHERE ARE MY BALLS?! Fun historical fact: Mr T ate them.
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Chamale posted:No. People didn't classify things as heterosexual or homosexual then. But it's a classification that is used even in biology, for organisms that lack any "culture" as we understand it.
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Pick posted:But it's a classification that is used even in biology, for organisms that lack any "culture" as we understand it. I thought that same sex relationships in like dolphins, penguins, bonobos and what not were scientifically referred to as "faggy" relationships.
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Pick posted:But it's a classification that is used even in biology, for organisms that lack any "culture" as we understand it. It's not like two dude frogs loving think of themselves as homosexuals. It's a human cultural notion that gets projected onto them.
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Greatbacon posted:It's not like two dude frogs loving think of themselves as homosexuals. It's a human cultural notion that gets projected onto them. Ahem: 
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cash crab posted:
That dog will never be HEAD of a major corporation 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ahem: There's a difference between "camp" and "gay".
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Smash it Smash hit posted:That dog will never be HEAD of a major corporation Because he is a proud socialist
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Smash it Smash hit posted:That dog will never be HEAD of a major corporation His outfit is quite fetching.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:There's a difference between "camp" and "gay". But is there a difference between "camp" and "homosexual" in mid-nineteenth century America?
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joshtothemaxx posted:But is there a difference between "camp" and "homosexual" in mid-nineteenth century America?  
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joshtothemaxx posted:But is there a difference between "camp" and "homosexual" in mid-nineteenth century America? 
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People always complain about how juvenile humor is these days and how everybody needs to grow up and stop telling rancid jokes. I'm sure we've all heard it as long as we've been alive; somebody bitching about how awful things are now and pointing to dirty humor as proof. Shakespeare's works contain a "your mom" joke. One of the oldest written jokes found in English was a dick joke. In an old Viking epic one of the heroes is cursed with a penis so huge he couldn't have sex with his wife anymore.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:People always complain about how juvenile humor is these days and how everybody needs to grow up and stop telling rancid jokes. I'm sure we've all heard it as long as we've been alive; somebody bitching about how awful things are now and pointing to dirty humor as proof. Still weak compared to the Norse. quote:There is one other example of flyting, this time from the Morkinskinna, the Earliest Chronicles of the Kings of Norway. In one of the þáttr, or interpolated short stories in the chronicles, the snegu-Halla þáttr, the main character Halla, a skald is confronted by King Harald, who shows him a fine knife. Harald asks if Halla has ever seen a better and then asks if Halla would become sorðinn (his bitch) in order to get possession of the knife. Of course, this should outrage Halla, but he coolly replies, “No, but I see no harm in you selling it the same way you bought it.”
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ToxicSlurpee posted:People always complain about how juvenile humor is these days and how everybody needs to grow up and stop telling rancid jokes. I'm sure we've all heard it as long as we've been alive; somebody bitching about how awful things are now and pointing to dirty humor as proof. Yeah the more things change, the more they remain the same. I think I posted the oldest documented joke earlier in this thread, from I think 3000 BC. It was a fart joke.
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Pick posted:Still weak compared to the Norse. The vikings were norse....
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Snapchat A Titty posted:The vikings were norse.... Aw man I re-cut my lead-in and hosed it up, thanks for spotting.
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Fact: people at one point wished for a "dark Zelda game".
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:Fact: people at one point wished for a "dark Zelda game". But full dark is too scary, so they got twilight instead.
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:Fact: people at one point wished for a "dark Zelda game". They're all kind of dark for children's games. Not super grimdark but even the one with babby Link had Hyrule drowned, casualties unknown. Twilight Princess tried to be dark in a really tumblry way. Ocarina kills everyone by dropping the moon on you every time you screw up. Skyward sword is kinda post apoc, iirc. Even the original is like, monsters everywhere, oh hey a human I'll go talk to him, welp I killed him. Only monsters now.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Shakespeare's works contain a "your mom" joke. One of the oldest written jokes found in English was a dick joke. In an old Viking epic one of the heroes is cursed with a penis so huge he couldn't have sex with his wife anymore. The oldest known joke is a 4,000 year old Sumarian phrase: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." I'm pretty sure you could modernize the telling a bit and still get a laugh with what amounts to a verbal ancient artifact. You can find even older humor elsewhere if you count the hieroglyphics of drunks throwing up found inside pyramid walls and other preserved Egyptian structures. If you really want to commune with the past, check out the types of graffiti that were found inside Pompeii.
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"The one who buggers a fire burns his penis". Wisdom for the ages, right there.
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:Fact: people at one point wished for a "dark Zelda game". Check out the concept art for some of the older Zelda games. You could almost see something Dark Soulsy if you squint hard enough. http://imgur.com/a/BdGK2 Byzantine posted:"The one who buggers a fire burns his penis". Wisdom for the ages, right there. Some of it is straight graffiti but it looks like some of those ancient scribbles were meant to be broadly seen, like the guy looking for information re: his stolen copper pot and the dude advertising: "Palmyra: the thirst-quencher."
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hard counter posted:Some of it is straight graffiti but it looks like some of those ancient scribbles were meant to be broadly seen, like the guy looking for information re: his stolen copper pot and the dude advertising: "Palmyra: the thirst-quencher." I forget if it was brought up in this thread or not, but the norse were obsessed with rune stones chronicling stories or histories. Being far from home and of somewhat limited means to commission a runestone, members of the Varangian guard settled for carving the equivalent of "Name was here" on landmarks including the Hagia Sophia
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Ancient landmarks also serve as a kind of long-running graffiti target. There's graffiti on Ancient Egyptian structures from Nubians, to Greeks, to Romans, to Arabs, to even French soldiers who came with Napoleon. People have been scribbling poo poo on walls since we first put them up.
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hard counter posted:Check out the concept art for some of the older Zelda games. You could almost see something Dark Soulsy if you squint hard enough. 
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