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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

haha you fucker

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MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

magic wand of privacy, a Raspberry Pi clone running as a transparent proxy and thus either failing to do anything with HTTPS or a complete security joke.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Microwave your notebook, because

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Ooh, I like this one for some reason, a whiteboard pen-plotter

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

MrMoo posted:

Ooh, I like this one for some reason, a whiteboard pen-plotter



this thing seems cool

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ensorings/the-safest-most-functional-wedding-ring-on-the-pla

Lmbo

25 cents of silicone from aliexpress

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

jimmy Fallon gets an avulsion and suddenly everyone thinks they're going to rip their fingers off

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

unlike diamonds, their resale value never goes down*

*from an initial value of zero

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Trig Discipline posted:

unlike diamonds, their resale value never goes down*

*from an initial value of zero

not technically true if you pay to have your garbage hauled away

I guess you can fling it into a river but it will sit there in the riverbed until it chokes and kills some fish, like some busted rear end one ring

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
my valuelesssssssssssss

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
it also has the effect of making your significant other effectively invisible, and she doesn't even have to put it on

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
i'm the assumption that all men like chunky things and dull colors, while all women like slender things and pastel colors

also the complete absence of anything vaguely gold

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Al! posted:

my valuelesssssssssssss

itd be pretty cool if everyone who bought this was dumped into an ocean of lava
:goonsay:

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Snapchat A Titty posted:

itd be pretty cool if everyone dumped into an ocean of lava

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
i was going ot leave the "was" in there too but actually i prefer it this way

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Soricidus posted:

i was going ot leave the "was" in there too but actually i prefer it this way

agreed

turd gets cooked right outta your butt and also your butt gets a nice toasted shine before you fall into the lava

a good way to die

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Soricidus posted:

i'm the assumption that all men like chunky things and dull colors, while all women like slender things and pastel colors

also the complete absence of anything vaguely gold

not saying those are classy in any way, but gold is tacky as gently caress

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

not saying those are classy in any way, but gold is tacky as gently caress

yeah i have really never liked the look of gold jewelry

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
if I break ur wedding band you have to c u c k your spouse

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Trig Discipline posted:

yeah i have really never liked the look of gold jewelry

same

gold's gotta be used incredibly sparingly to not look gaudy as gently caress

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
my wife chose silver and I went with cobalt because it was cheap and strong

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Al! posted:

my wife chose silver and I went with cobalt because it was cheap and strong
:goonsay:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
:poorsay:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Al! posted:

:poorsay:

lol if you can buy a ring at all, youre not poor. no true scotsman dogg

my parents didnt get rings until their 25 year anniversary. also they biked to city hall to get married during lunch hour.

Underwear
May 13, 2006

I've seen a similar idea before and I'm still curious why you can't just take your ring off when you go hiking or whatever.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

not saying those are classy in any way, but gold is tacky as gently caress

not on a wedding band it isn't

Snapchat A Titty posted:

same

gold's gotta be used incredibly sparingly to not look gaudy as gently caress

that's kind of exactly what a wedding band is though? like it's harder to get any more sparing than literally a plain ring

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Snapchat A Titty posted:

lol if you can buy a ring at all, youre not poor. no true scotsman dogg

my parents didnt get rings until their 25 year anniversary. also they biked to city hall to get married during lunch hour.

i think mine was like 40 and hers was like 100. it hurt a lot at the time but it was important to us to say we had something to show from getting married other than a piece of paper

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Soricidus posted:

not on a wedding band it isn't

slightly less so but still looks tacky compared to white gold or literally almost anything else

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


i've been shopping around for a wedding band and it is really funny to see how much jewelry shops mark up tungsten and titanium bands. stuff selling on aliexpress for $2 per unit selling in jewelers for $500. a few shops seem to want to throw in those silicone rings just because "oh you're relatively fit, have these!"

prob gonna go with one of those damascus stainless rings with a simple pattern tho

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



The smart thing to do would be to sell a silicone ring designed to sit between your real ring and your hand so you can still have a good ring but a doc can slide it off if they need to rather than amputate because you got tungsten you moron

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

BiohazrD posted:

The smart thing to do would be to sell a silicone ring designed to sit between your real ring and your hand so you can still have a good ring but a doc can slide it off if they need to rather than amputate because you got tungsten you moron

Tungsten is brittle as gently caress, they don't need to amputate to get it off.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Citizen Tayne posted:

Tungsten is brittle as gently caress, they don't need to amputate to get it off.

yeah just smash it with a hammer and it comes right off

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
obviously whacking your finger with a hammer isn't pleasant, but it beats the hell out of cutting it off.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
solution is to just amputate right away

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
a friend of mine tried to cut his wedding ring off after he got fat and it was stuck in his flesh

the problem was that he used a dremel

the heat generated by cutting friction burned the poo poo out of his finger resulting in a hospital visit

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

a friend of mine tried to cut his wedding ring off after he got fat and it was stuck in his flesh

the problem was that he used a dremel

the heat generated by cutting friction burned the poo poo out of his finger resulting in a hospital visit

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

a friend of mine ... got fat

sever

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wild EEPROM posted:

solution is to just amputate right away

true

the answer is always sever

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enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
I got a palladium ring due to nickle allergy.

I don't ever wear it cause I routinely handle medium to high voltage poo poo at work.

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