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Hormone-fueled employees having sex in gross rear end fast food restaurants absolutely happens.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:32 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 13:12 |
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And before you even start with the taco jokes, stuff it
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:48 |
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mama's a voyeur and stayed there watching it til they "finished the burrito"
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:12 |
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The SEX couldn't have been good at all if this girl was getting hosed from behind AND making a burrito.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:50 |
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Aleph Null posted:Hormone-fueled employees having sex in gross rear end fast food restaurants absolutely happens. Yep. Odds are that sandwich you ate for lunch wasn't the only six-inch that Subway employee handled today
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:04 |
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Just FYI, if you were trying to censor the location of the Taco Bell, you missed one.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:46 |
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My biggest issue is that this person's mom prepaid for her Taco Bell burrito.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:49 |
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Does that come with special sauce?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 23:43 |
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taco bellend
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 00:25 |
Big Grunty Secret posted:My biggest issue is that this person's mom prepaid for her Taco Bell burrito. If it was a drive-thru you give them the money, they have sex, and then they give you your food. This happens in literally every drive-thru in America.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 02:29 |
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Samizdata posted:I also don't wear sunglasses, as I am nearsighted as hell and too poor for prescription shades. Also, the clip on options suck, and I refuse to wear old person visors. You can buy them at Zenni Optical for like $15 a pop if you don't mind that they come out a little lighter than normal shades.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 02:50 |
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uptown posted:The SEX couldn't have been good at all if this girl was getting hosed from behind AND making a burrito. Where do you think the burrito came from
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 02:56 |
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goose fleet posted:Where do you think the burrito came from a modest burrito
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:00 |
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Mods, name change to SEX BURRITO please.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:17 |
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The recordings have been nice and creepy. Keep up the good work. Buffy quote:This troper did this with Buffy. She actually watched Angel in sydication on TNT, taping it because it was on at 4 and 5 A.M. and by the time she got to I Will Remember You I was so hooked I cried when the VCR didn't work and almost went into a coma when it broke and I missed half of season 4. I got the Buffy DVDs on the strength of Angel, having never seen a solitary episode of Buffy, and literally watched all 144 episodes in about three weeks. (It would've been faster, but I had to go to school, dammit.) I stayed up a whole entire night and watched almost all of season 2, then did the same with season six. When I got the Angel dvds, I did the same thing, except much faster because it was the summer. And I have done this with every singel Star Trek Series, and Babylon 5. My mom asks me why I want to watch it all so fast, and my answer is: A good show (or book series) is like a really delicious meal: you want it to last so you can savor it, but at the same time you want to eat it as fast as you can so you can find what the last bite tastes like. I have a list of shows I want to get pretty much solely for the purpose of doing this: these include Supernatural (I only learned about it and got into it halfway through season 3, so I totally want to get the first two,) Alias (I had just got into it on TNT when they stopped showing it,) and Torchwood (just got the BBC America, so I've never actually seen it but I really want to). I've also done this with book series: whenever I read A Song Of Ice And Fire (which I have way more than is healthy) I read it straigh through, and being an exceptionally fast reader, I can do this with Harry Potter in about two weeks (assuming I don't read nonstop, of course.) Some books are so good you wish you could do this, but alas, it is a relatively new series, so there aren't that many- the beyond awesome House Of Night novels come to mind. I've also done literal Archive Overdosing on Go Fug Yourself (a hilarious website that rips bad celebrity outfits with great wit) and Dressaday.com (a generally awesome blog about, well dresses as well as this very website. Binge quote:This troper considers the Archive Binge a sacred activity and test, required before regularly following a webcomic. So far, he has binged: XKCD, Dueling Analougs, 8 Bit Theatre, DMFA, Cyanide and Happyness, Starslip Crisis, Chainsawsuit, F Chords, Daisy Owl, CVRPG, Ctrl Alt Del, Nerf Now, Awkward Zombie, Lackadaisy, 2P Start, Sluggy Freelance (and my gods it took a while), Suicide For Hire, Fanboys, Slackerz, Looking For Group, Horribleville, The Adventures of Dr. Mc Ninja, VG Cats, Freefall, and Dracula, along with 1/0, The last days of Foxhound, The DM of The Rings, as well as every single issue of the Dragonball manga, as well and the anime from the original series all the way to the craptacular GT, not to mention all the movies, the Deltora Quest series, Redwall, Diskworld, Dragonlance, Assasins Apprentance, plays the Zelda and Mario series sequentially every time there's a new game, not to mention the Starfox series, and there's probably more that I can't think of off the top of my head. I've also started binging several webcomics, only to stop due to unacceptable levels of suck. And I am looking for MORE. God have mercy. (I think I win.) Goonspotting quote:This troper was limited to reading mangas whenever they showed up at Borders. Thus, when I discovered One-Manga, an entire summer was lost - about a month and a half alone was devoted to discovering One Piece, the rest to catching up with Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, and Inu Yasha. Then, I discovered MST 3 K episodes on You Tube... and later still I discovered this site, and through this site I discovered Girl Genius and Rice Boy....
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:30 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:You can buy them at Zenni Optical for like $15 a pop if you don't mind that they come out a little lighter than normal shades. I will check that option out. Cheers for the tip!
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 03:37 |
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Samizdata posted:I will check that option out. Cheers for the tip! Your optomitrist can convert your old glasses into sunglasses for very little money.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 04:07 |
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Good news guys, you can tweet dumb poo poo that didn't happen and end up published now.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 04:21 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:Mods, name change to SEX BURRITO please. !!!
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 04:25 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:Mods, name change to SEX BURRITO please.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 04:31 |
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Awesome
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 04:36 |
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SEX BURRITO posted:Mods, name change to SEX BURRITO please. Wow, it DOES work.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 04:36 |
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Crowning Moment of Heartworming
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 05:21 |
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What is wrong with that person.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 05:29 |
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goose fleet posted:Crowning Moment of Heartworming Wow, that person's parents straight up hate them. Or it didn't happen.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 05:30 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:What is wrong with that person. .txt
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 05:32 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Wow, that person's parents straight up hate them. Or it didn't happen. I mean, they ARE an ungrateful poo poo.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 05:45 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Your optomitrist can convert your old glasses into sunglasses for very little money. Don't want them all the time, and my script is shifting enough over time I can't really use my old ones comfortably. Interesting info though.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 06:21 |
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Sometimes I go dumpster diving on reddit and find good poo poo.r/atheism posted:My family used to run a bicycle shop that also sold skateboards. One christmas, a grandmother gave her daughter money to pick out a skateboard that her grandson would like. His mom picked out a solid black skateboard that had a white skull on the bottom. It was just a regular skull, nothing 'demonic'. "I scream at customers all the time! I stopped halfway through the workday instead of having the kids call their own drat parents. Real business owners--of which I totally am one, fyi--willingly lose hours of work for random strangers all the time!"
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 09:47 |
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quote:Then, to the delight of her daughter and grandson, I screamed back at her "SO WHAT?! WE ALL HAVE SKULLS INSIDE OUR HEADS!"
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 10:06 |
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Right. After all, that's where the demons are.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 11:52 |
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I swear to every diety ever, that as I was waking up this morning I was reading this story in my head. There were even pictures of her in a striped shirt, pregnant, with a husband who looked like Jim Bob.quote:Mary was a young girl.She lived a life of partying, doing drugs, and sleeping with both men and women. one day she found out she was pregnant so she did what many young girls do: drive immediately to the abortion clinic to get it out of her as soon as possible. On the way there she was looking at hear hands on the steering wheel and remember how small her hands used to be, she thought how precious her life has been, that she had been given this great gift of life. she turned her car around. I should not read SA before bed... AMEN Also, I wasn't sure which thread this should be in since my dreaming it happened Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 15:54 on Feb 13, 2016 |
# ? Feb 13, 2016 15:49 |
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So what happened to the first pregnancy, is that the same pregnancy at the end, and does that mean she married a dude that she lived in sin in a drug pit with
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 16:37 |
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goose fleet posted:Crowning Moment of Heartworming i like this one because the protagonist owns themselves in the end, a story in hubris but my pet peeve is why these screen caps always have to include the stupid "I'M A PERSON WHO WAS AMUSED BY THE ABOVE CONTENT" comment at the end. it's like a really obtrusive laugh track and adds absolutely nothing to the piece
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 18:01 |
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J Miracle posted:So what happened to the first pregnancy, is that the same pregnancy at the end, and does that mean she married a dude that she lived in sin in a drug pit with yeah I was thinking about today and that's a funny missing detail, and I didn't want to fill in anything that wasn't in the dream
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 18:44 |
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19th Century stdh
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 18:50 |
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Nckdictator posted:19th Century stdh If you like that one, I've got a whole bunch of stdh you're going to love!
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 19:03 |
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Dogfish posted:If you like that one, I've got a whole bunch of stdh you're going to love! 'Eh, I know it's a folktale/fable but I found i fairly amusing.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 19:08 |
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Tried to to my best impression of the voice I read this to myself in.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 19:45 |
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nerd plus rage posted:Tried to to my best impression of the voice I read this to myself in. J... Jer... Jeremy?..
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