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hey guys and gals what are you doing with your SO this sunday night?
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Feb 13, 2016 05:08
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Me and your mother are going out for a nice meal, possibly a movie. I'll play it by ear after that. Would love another one of her famous handjobs, though.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:09
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Going to eat some valentines chocolate, probably do some dishes too.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:09
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whats valentines day?
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Feb 13, 2016 05:10
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im going to suck my wifes dick then take her out for fondue. i love to gently caress men.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:10
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I'm moving. So basically I get to drive a few hours in a vehicle full of my poo poo with a caged animal that won't shut the gently caress up.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:11
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Honky Dong Country posted:I'm moving. So basically I get to drive a few hours in a vehicle full of my poo poo with a caged animal that won't shut the gently caress up. That's kinda weird to have your wife in a cage
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Feb 13, 2016 05:13
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Hookers Just a bunch of hookers which I will pay for sex
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Feb 13, 2016 05:13
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Melmac posted:That's kinda weird to have your wife in a cage Lol it's sadder than that. A half Siamese cat that barely shuts the gently caress up when he's not caged.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:15
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Probably going to fist my own rear end in a top hat just like I do every day, OP
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Feb 13, 2016 05:20
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Honky Dong Country posted:Lol it's sadder than that. A half Siamese cat that barely shuts the gently caress up when he's not caged. So vocal whether caged or not? Maybe something is wrong with him like he's sick or something  Don't forget! Moving is very stressful to a cat. Put him in a small room for a few days instead of just throwing him into a big new home. 
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Feb 13, 2016 05:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZsB3VnfJM
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Feb 13, 2016 05:23
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Probably eat a roll of pennies. Probably sniff a couple of vintage farts I have saved in Tupperware and call it a day.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:23
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Melmac posted:So vocal whether caged or not? nah, thats just how siamese cats are. none of them are capable of shutting the gently caress up, ever.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:24
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I'm still newly single so, i'll be fuckin'
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Feb 13, 2016 05:26
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i buried some birds and small mammals that i collected throughout the day. i named them all and made individual headstones for them. i adopted a highway.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:30
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Going to have a star named after my twinky boy
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Feb 13, 2016 05:33
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I wont be doing anything op
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Feb 13, 2016 05:46
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Feb 13, 2016 05:50
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Dely Apple posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng This
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Feb 13, 2016 05:51
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masturbate to trudeau i guess
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Feb 13, 2016 05:54
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i'm going to buy my SO a hallmark(TM) card, some ghirardelli(TM) chocolates, some rose(TM) champagne. maybe see that hilarious new TCF flick DEADPOOL starring ryan reynolds
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Feb 13, 2016 06:07
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Gonna gently caress her right in the pussy, OP.
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Feb 13, 2016 06:44
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I'm gonna jack it alone then maybe make some corn chowder
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Feb 13, 2016 06:47
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Being stuck at work, apparently.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:13
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Priss In Plate posted:Being stuck at work, apparently. Jerk it in the work bathroom, make it a romantic work day
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Feb 13, 2016 07:15
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Bedazzled bung
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Feb 13, 2016 07:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWqPb16Ox-0
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Feb 13, 2016 07:21
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I'll bet tomorrow night's afterparty ought to be lit up. Don't know if they like me there since I'm not perverted enough but it's worth a shot.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBtTX-CXfcU
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Feb 13, 2016 07:27
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im going to see that new hail caesar movie then go out to a nice french place and then probably get a fantastic bj (short for beej)
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Feb 13, 2016 07:29
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prob spend most of the day dicking down my girl then go get something to eat and maybe bar?
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Feb 13, 2016 07:31
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im going to drink a whole bunch of beer and tug on my willie
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Feb 13, 2016 07:34
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Melmac posted:So vocal whether caged or not? Serious Frolicking posted:nah, thats just how siamese cats are. none of them are capable of shutting the gently caress up, ever. Pretty much this. But he's attached to me so a day with him and I'll have him lording it up around the new place, so no worries there. The drive is just gonna suck so drat bad.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:34
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Two words: Rusty Venture.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:45
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Working night shift and being bitter
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Feb 13, 2016 07:46
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Not a Children posted:Working night shift and being bitter Get a hooker and some blow. Make it a special Valentine's.
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Feb 13, 2016 07:55
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TontoCorazon posted:Get a hooker and some blow. Make it a special Valentine's. Lol, special. Round these parts we call that Tuesday.  I...I can't back that up.
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Feb 13, 2016 08:11
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i got her a piece of sexy black lingerie that she wanted and shes gonna wear that and then im gonna eat her pussy and gently caress her and then we will eat valentines day chocolate
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Feb 13, 2016 10:07
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Thanking god I'm single & masturbating furiously.
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