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Souvenir idea for visitors to the stimpire. T-shirt with the catchphrase "I visited the stimpire, and all I got was this lousy penedectomy".
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I got banned from that stupid twitch chat for asking why Jared wasn't fired yet. Luckily I made a bunch of new accounts to troll that gently caress with for next time. He has just the most punchable face and personality. He is the community manager star citizen deserves.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:05
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What do they do with the skeletons? Why do they fill the skeleton space with liquid? Is there more source material this is all very confusing.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:07
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Meow Tse-tung posted:What do they do with the skeletons? Why do they fill the skeleton space with liquid? Is there more source material this is all very confusing. Well, really it all goes back to the conflict between the Fourth and Seventh Stimpires, but it mostly boils down to "because we can"
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Feb 13, 2016 05:09
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jaegerx posted:I got banned from that stupid twitch chat for asking why Jared wasn't fired yet. Luckily I made a bunch of new accounts to troll that gently caress with for next time. Do the shitizens even like him? They talk about other members of staff like they're best mates and on first name terms, but you never (or at least I havn't) seen much worship of Rando Hobo.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:10
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jaegerx posted:I got banned from that stupid twitch chat for asking why Jared wasn't fired yet. Luckily I made a bunch of new accounts to troll that gently caress with for next time. something to stoke your troll mojo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_XvXkQH2e0
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Feb 13, 2016 05:12
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Dusty Lens posted:You know actually now that I think about it there are a number of logistically unsustainable practices that I've observed in stimpire lore. One among the thread said it best when i voiced similar concern : The stimpire is only fumy when taken to 11 and keep there without further consideration So deskeletonize with a straw and use the worst kind of triple electricity away !
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Feb 13, 2016 05:17
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A Neurotic Jew posted:something to stoke your troll mojo I'd love to throw down the gauntlet on this loving shill and tell him if there's no trolls in star citizen, stop banning people for "trolling". I'd probably get banned for trolling, though.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:21
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I, for one, support the development of a sustainable stimpire. One in which we can endure the worst kind of electricity for however long it takes for the pain to triple.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:22
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A Neurotic Jew posted:something to stoke your troll mojo He should have made this the final post in the locked and sunk Cutlass thread.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:26
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Make The Stimpire Great Again
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Feb 13, 2016 05:29
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how long after that stream ended do you think Huckaby had to attend a meeting about pgabz latest youtube video.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:30
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RedTonic posted:I, for one, support the development of a sustainable stimpire. One in which we can endure the worst kind of electricity for however long it takes for the pain to triple. But should it be green energy? I think a perfect Stimpire would run on power generated by people forced to run in giant hampster wheels under threat of a really nasty Chinese burn if they stop. The chinese burn would be applied with a lawnmower.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:34
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Ostentatious posted:Make The Stimpire Great Again To Stimpinity... and BEYOND! 
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Feb 13, 2016 05:35
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Dusty Lens posted:You know actually now that I think about it there are a number of logistically unsustainable practices that I've observed in stimpire lore. there's like a thousand public executions you have to watch a day, and if you blink, you get executed, or something like that? basically the execution backlog would be in the hundreds of years after like 3 months. and if you go to a restaurant you have to eat people, so why go?
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Feb 13, 2016 05:37
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Bootleg BBC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI_iyBzH4g STim-StAr.CiTiZeN.DvD.SCR.CAM.1.5aud.mkv edit : holy poo poo this guys channel is um..sigh, time for another computer again. Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Feb 13, 2016 05:40
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Gilganixon posted:to the stimpire with your smilies Gilganixon posted:to the stimpire with your smilies 12 pages back but all my loving 5's, this is so great.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:41
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Ostentatious posted:Make The Stimpire Great Again Keep your stimp hand strong.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:41
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Toops posted:Ok, few pages back, but I'm gonna try to answer this honestly. I've thought a lot about it. I'm not sorry about the length. A Good Post. It's not just project management that kills it but the lack of a common meta layer for art and code to merge. This is why engines are written and licensed, and current engines are already pulling in licensed assets to cut down dev time and effort. And then it's the 90/10 rule, someone's got to sit down and be motivated/compensated enough to take the next engine the next 1-5% closer. The trouble is, as our computing logical framework currently sits, the more new concepts you try to evolve, the greater the expansion of your lower meta levels is needed, it's almost paradoxical. Unless you can make 1's and 0's do something totally novel you're trapped. OK, there's a lot of good games that have required pushing the hardware/software layers and generally we've been up to it, but that 90/10 rule comes in as we're squashed up against the limit of our computing paradigm. Maybe a lot of this gets solved with quantum computing, but it sure as hell isn't going to get solved now and not with Star Citizen.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:41
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Matlock Birthmark posted:How did I miss this? While I'm sure sounding nice, this seems excessive maybe? Help me out here I honestly might not understand game development. A 85 piece is pretty close to the standard modern symphonic formation, half of those being various strings. If they have the business sense of hiring some eastern Europe city philharmonic like Budapest or Sarajevo they can get a lot of recording time for those american $ and the music will be perfectly serviceable for a video game. Of course if they insist on the best and go for something like the Boston symphonic orchestra they will probably only get politely mocked when they show up with a half scribbled score. But who play it is not the problem, since no matter who they pick to play their score, no orchestra can make bad music enjoyable. Unless they manage to steal a good composer( a real, honest to goodness composer, not some jumped up sound designer leading a good garage band) from another studio we can only expect a symphonic version of "Full Burn"
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Feb 13, 2016 05:43
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Gilganixon posted:to the stimpire with your smilies Dude this is amazing. I read it on the pooper in a public place and couldn't stop cackling like mad. My stalemates must be getting nervous. The worst kind of electricity  The Stimpire is the funniest thing I've come across in months. All Hail the Stimperor!
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padijun posted:there's like a thousand public executions you have to watch a day, and if you blink, you get executed, or something like that? basically the execution backlog would be in the hundreds of years after like 3 months. and if you go to a restaurant you have to eat people, so why go? I just make my own civil meat burgers at home. It's a lot cheaper and you can season them with as many tears as you want. If you go out for a civil meat burger, you're a sucker.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:48
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padijun posted:there's like a thousand public executions you have to watch a day, and if you blink, you get executed, or something like that? basically the execution backlog would be in the hundreds of years after like 3 months. and if you go to a restaurant you have to eat people, so why go? See, you brought up another issue here. Who's doimg the blink checking? Are the blink checkers allowed to blink? If they are not, who is checking the blink checkers? And so on. If they are allowed to blink, then what if they blink and the person they are blink checking blinks at the same time? Does that person get a pass, or is the suspicion of blinking while a blink checker blinks enough? What if the above happens, and another person's blink checker catches the blink occurring? Will the original checker get in trouble for missing the blink, or will the blink checker who caught the blink occurring be likely to get in trouble if he admits he stopped checking his designated blink check subject? This is a very messy system, and i for one think that the author should at least write up some rules and regulations so we can get the minutia straight.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:49
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Lime Tonics posted:Bootleg BBC They're walking on the world's most fragile eggshells haha
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Xaerael posted:This is a very messy system, and i for one think that the author should at least write up some rules and regulations so we can get the minutia straight. This problem is solved in proper stimpires by the use of random meaningless purges to prevent the system becoming self-aware and a threat to the stemperor. It takes time to educate the bureacracy to understand that as a replaceable cog their only duty is to be perfect, but with the proper application of fear it becomes self-policing, the only issue then is to minimize corruption.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:53
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Lime Tonics posted:Bootleg BBC Oh please, FBI probably gets so many pony hits that it's harder for their eyes to just not glaze over when they see it
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Feb 13, 2016 05:54
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Lime Tonics posted:Bootleg BBC Generic informative piece for the masses. the BBC never take position or really question anything. Criticism is mentioned but not really explored. BBC Summary is "Its big and its not finished, we are neutral as if its good or not". No new media or information we have not already seen here.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:55
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Ostentatious posted:Make The Stimpire Great Again
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Feb 13, 2016 06:06
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Citizens will still get mad that the BBC mentioned that criticism even exists.
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Feb 13, 2016 06:06
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typical bbc clickbait~
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Feb 13, 2016 06:08
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Lime Tonics posted:Bootleg BBC I laughed at Croberts uncomfortably stating, "One of the oxymorons of crowdfunding is that you're asking for money to make this game, you don't know how much money you're going to get, you know, unless you just want to pocket the rest of the money WHICH ISN'T MY THING AT ALL I WANT TO MAKE THE BEST GAME POSSIBLE"
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Beet Wagon posted:Listen, just because the Fourth Stimpire is a nightmarish authoritarian hellscape where people are ground up for losing at sports doesn't mean they can't have nice things. Yeahhhhhhhhh, no. Means EXACTLY that. I say this with all due love and respect, mind you.
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Feb 13, 2016 06:14
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ComfyPants posted:How do they even have time to manufacture gangrenous glass bandages when every citizen is forced to stare unblinking at each of the 14 billion daily executions while booing lustily? Their economy is questionable. You learn to use your remaining limbs to work by touch. Geez....
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Feb 13, 2016 06:16
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Feb 13, 2016 06:17
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chris you look like you should probably get a little sleep dude.
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So how much gameplay of SQ42 did they show I'm refusing to give the BBC ad revenue?!?!?!
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Feb 13, 2016 06:18
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RedTonic posted:I, for one, support the development of a sustainable stimpire. One in which we can endure the worst kind of electricity for however long it takes for the pain to triple. What? Only ONE second?
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TheLastRoboKy posted:So how much gameplay of SQ42 did they show I'm refusing to give the BBC ad revenue?!?!?! I took a snapshot of the one second of footage I hadn't seen before. 
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Feb 13, 2016 06:22
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TheLastRoboKy posted:So how much gameplay of SQ42 did they show I'm refusing to give the BBC ad revenue?!?!?! It isn't a link to BBC's page...it's a link to a brony stimpire citizen's youtube page.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I took a snapshot of the one second of footage I hadn't seen before. I look at this and all I can think is they're just making a space version of the musical CATS. Goobs posted:It isn't a link to BBC's page...it's a link to a brony stimpire citizen's youtube page. Can you draw out the video as a series of slides on jpgs for me they're the only way I can be sure no one receives any sort of royalties from my viewing it?!
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