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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

This took me a while to get because I'm a politoon regular, but it's a Sanders/Clinton in-fighting thing right.

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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


Hiram McDaniels for mayor

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

The hydra has finally figured out how to become arbitrarily powerful by biting off its own heads. We're all hosed.

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Lemming posted:

The hydra has finally figured out how to become arbitrarily powerful by biting off its own heads. We're all hosed.

Every time Sanders is attacked three new heads grow. He'll soon take over us all.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

MokBa posted:

Every time Sanders is attacked three new heads grow. He'll soon take over us all.

My god. He hid his weakness in his campaign slogan! That crafty devil!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Adam must be reading this thread, with a last panel like this. Practically begging for it.






BONUS RACISM COMIC! ...wait no, I forgot I'm the bigot.


Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Human life is intelligent and innovative, something far more complex than a fetus, so abortion is a non-issue. Way to go, bible comic person.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Isn't it a big thing in Christianity that nobody is born innocent and that's the whole reason we need jeesus

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Lemming posted:

Isn't it a big thing in Christianity that nobody is born innocent and that's the whole reason we need jeesus

Original sin doesn't kick in until you're born, that's why abortion is bad but social services for infants are a waste of taxpayer dollars.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

TheBigAristotle posted:

BONUS RACISM COMIC! ...wait no, I forgot I'm the bigot.




Jocks, am I right? :smuggo:

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
I coulda sworn original sin kicks in at the moment of penetration.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
I can give you five million reasons why abortion is awesome. I just can't get enough abortions.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Lemming posted:

Isn't it a big thing in Christianity that nobody is born innocent and that's the whole reason we need jeesus

Yep. It's called original sin. That's the reason Jesus had to be born by immaculate conception - sin is passed patrilineally from Adam.

A less theological question: Why do Adam Ford Escape's speech bubbles have those squiggly tails?

Anyway, a cartoon:

Adlai Stevenson
Mar 4, 2010

Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

Lemming posted:

Isn't it a big thing in Christianity that nobody is born innocent and that's the whole reason we need jeesus

Depends on the sect

Some adhere to original sin, some don't and say that everyone will eventually commit sin as a part of living and learning, hence the need for Jesus.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Lemming posted:

Isn't it a big thing in Christianity that nobody is born innocent and that's the whole reason we need jeesus

A lot of Christians don't think it applies to children until they're at some arbitrary age to rationalize the concept of babies dying before they're old enough to say the magic words to accept jesus.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

Technowolf posted:

Yep. It's called original sin. That's the reason Jesus had to be born by immaculate conception - sin is passed patrilineally from Adam.

A less theological question: Why do Adam Ford Escape's speech bubbles have those squiggly tails?

Because they take place in the HFIL and those are actually ghosts.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Technowolf posted:

Yep. It's called original sin. That's the reason Jesus had to be born by immaculate conception - sin is passed patrilineally from Adam.

Actually, immaculate conception refers not to being born to a virgin, but rather the Catholic notion that Mary was conceived without sin, so she couldn't pass down original sin to Jesus. It's weird. Original Sin is also the main reason why some religious people are so resistant to evolution: if there was no historical Adam, there was no original sin, and without the sin of Adam, why did Jesus need to be sacrificed? That was Paul's explanation, anyway, but it's unnecessarily restrictive: even if Paul was wrong about why humanity is sinful doesn't mean they aren't sinful.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Not My Leg posted:


This is not at all the exact same idea Liccar used last week.

That girl's nose has a butt.

And the other kid has a couple of smiling nurse sharks for ears.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Lemming posted:

Lmao he's a 9/11 truther

Firemen Did 911

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

TheBigAristotle posted:

Adam must be reading this thread, with a last panel like this. Practically begging for it.


That is sure one hell of a gotcha question that an actual pro-choice person would struggle to answer. I kind of hope Adam keeps getting more popular because I have a feeling he's dumb enough that he'd jump at an invitation to debate this crap in a public forum given the chance.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011


Ted Rall answering questions from the conspiracy theory reddit is a great way to make him seem reasonable by comparison

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Ya see! Iowa are just a buncha pussies, and New Hampshire are a bunch of dicks who like to gently caress everything, and South Carolina just shits ALL OVER EVERYTHING!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Telnaes sketches from the Democratic debate:







twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I can't wait until Bernie is the nomine so we'll have nothing but SOCIALISM and FREE STUFF comics here. Probably a few good ones about Bernie letting terrorists in, taking away guns and bibles too.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
I'm gonna bank on thinly veiled antisemitism myself. Definitely coming from Ben Garrison and obscure weirdos on the impotent nerd right.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Dees will probably actually have a stroke if a Jewish socialist is the Democratic nominee for president.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Technowolf posted:

Yep. It's called original sin. That's the reason Jesus had to be born by immaculate conception - sin is passed patrilineally from Adam.

Invent artificial sperm, kill all men, live in heaven on Earth. Works for me.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

there wolf posted:

That is sure one hell of a gotcha question that an actual pro-choice person would struggle to answer. I kind of hope Adam keeps getting more popular because I have a feeling he's dumb enough that he'd jump at an invitation to debate this crap in a public forum given the chance.

I know Pro-Life Christians are sheltered but this comic makes no sense. Has Adam4by4 ever met a pro-life pro-choice person?

There was some interview I half-remember where some Pro-Life campaigners were asked why they thought a woman would want to have an abortion in the first place and they just blanked. Never considered it. Honestly, they didn't really even remember there was a "woman" involved. Fetus-blinders.

edit: removed typo caused by disgust

nobodyssweetheart fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Feb 13, 2016

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

nobodyssweetheart posted:

I know Pro-Life Christians are sheltered but this comic makes no sense. Has Adam4by4 ever met a pro-life person?

There was some interview I half-remember where some Pro-Life campaigners were asked why they thought a woman would want to have an abortion in the first place and they just blanked.
Never considered it. Honestly, they didn't really even remember there was a "woman" involved. Fetus-blinders.
Maybe it's the same one, but I saw one where they asked what the punishment should be if it was illegal, and there were so many reactions like they had never considered it. Their existence was defined by opposition to legal abortion and wouldn't even know what to do if it became illegal.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Ramirez just doesn't care anymore.

Selachian posted:

Telnaes sketches from the Democratic debate:





I've said it before and I'll say it again: Telnaes is the only cartoonist who knows how to draw a good Hilary Clinton caricature.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Shame about her Bernie

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Shame about her Bernie

What do you have against Droopy Dog?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Dr. Killjoy posted:

I'm gonna bank on thinly veiled antisemitism myself. Definitely coming from Ben Garrison and obscure weirdos on the impotent nerd right.

Oh yea. And Sanders pretty much is a non-practicing Jew, so even the lipservice that less religious politicians pay to it won't be there. Oh this is going to be a fun election.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

President on the left cut some wicked beef.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




The best Bernie caricature we'll ever see from him.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
I love it when Ramirez loses his poo poo.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

twistedmentat posted:

I can't wait until Bernie is the nomine so we'll have nothing but SOCIALISM and FREE STUFF comics here. Probably a few good ones about Bernie letting terrorists in, taking away guns and bibles too.

How would that be different to if any other human being is the Democratic nominee?

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Fulchrum posted:

How would that be different to if any other human being is the Democratic nominee?

Fewer comics about Benghazi?

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Feb 13, 2016

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