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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Norwich have totally switched off, this is laughable

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Norwich will want to keep the ball out of their immediate goalmouth more

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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We're incapable of doing anything in the opposition half without Hoolahan on the pitch and its been that way since Lambert left and yet we always take him off and then sit back

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Blue Star Error posted:

We're incapable of doing anything in the opposition half without Hoolahan on the pitch and its been that way since Lambert left and yet we always take him off and then sit back

You say that, but Norwich almost just scored a goal. Twice.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
2 points thrown away, christ almighty

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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lol at broadcasters immedietely dimming the mics at full time to make sure their precious coverage isn't tainted by boos

Gene Ricman
Aug 14, 2008
tony loving pulis

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Spangly A posted:

2 points thrown away, christ almighty

Payet deserved 3 pts but the rest of the squad? Not so sure...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Gene Ricman posted:

tony loving pulis

it makes no sense

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Gene Ricman posted:

tony loving pulis

Is a Genius? He keeps doing it year in year out, he really is amazing even if his teams look like poo poo

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
How many fewer points would West Ham have if they hadn't signed Payet? 10? 15?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

MoPZiG posted:

Payet deserved 3 pts but the rest of the squad? Not so sure...

Carroll was good when he bothered, Noble and Obiang ran the game second half.

Our team doesn't fit Alex Song, it's as simple as that.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Gene Ricman posted:

tony loving pulis

:getin:

Can't believe Everton didn't find the net but better lucky than good. 34 shots.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Spangly A posted:

Our team doesn't fit Alex Song, it's as simple as that.

he's not good enough defensively or creatively so stick him on the wing its mostly worked for sissoko

Gene Ricman
Aug 14, 2008

ukle posted:

Is a Genius? He keeps doing it year in year out, he really is amazing even if his teams look like poo poo
I think he was playing four centrebacks against us today. He's done that before against us with Stoke and won. Its just gritty, defensive, determined football - ugly as gently caress to watch, but if it gets the points then thats what matters I guess.

We had 75% possession and 34 shots, to their 5, but if we cant break them down then thats our problem. We had our chances, Lukaku had another off day, Barkley missed a few great opportunities, Martinez' subs were weird again (Lennon was causing loads of problems so he brings him off?!), and things just didnt fall for us. But its yet another game where we've conceded a dogshit awful goal and then been unable to respond to it.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Thrill packed relegation scrap up next

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Jose posted:

he's not good enough defensively or creatively so stick him on the wing its mostly worked for sissoko

I would be ok with this, Moses had a good game today but Norwich's inability to clear the ball was incredible

e; actually no I wouldn't, Lanzini, Antonio and Moses all do far more work defensively. Even if Antonio was at fault for the goal.

Which probably should have been covered by the guy playing defensive midfield, idk.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

corpuscollossus posted:

Thrill packed relegation scrap up next

only if newcastle win

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
hmm concession in the first five seems a bad start

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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6 more of them would be nice

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Welp

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Every Diego Costa score is a blow on behalf of nihilism.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Chelsea was 6 points above relegation coming into this weekend. Was probably too much to hope they'd drop down.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
whoops i missed the goal

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
poocastle

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
This sure is a Newcastle game

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
dat pedro moustache tho

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Barry Shitpeas posted:

whoops i missed the goal

the fernando torres story

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Ohhh dear, Newcastle.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
i didnt miss that one though

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

why are they playing a teenage winger at left back?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
classic newcastle

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
You could see that ball hit the net the instant he hit that back pass.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

MoPZiG posted:

why are they playing a teenage winger at left back?

there are 4, maybe 5 players who play for newcastle who would start before him and they're all injured

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
Glad we're still able to make Chelsea look like a world class team

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
gently caress off newcastle

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Hahahaha

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
god newcastle are so poo poo

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
this is extremely my poo poo

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