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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



blue squares posted:

Weird thing: I've been sick and took a nap earlier. My fever broke during the nap and I woke up bathed in sweat but feeling better. During that time, Scalia died.

His death was announced at more or less the same time the rogue from my DnD group died

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Proposition Joe posted:

What is Ted Cruz's REAL NAME???

Rafael Edward Cruz

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


blue squares posted:

Weird thing: I've been sick and took a nap earlier. My fever broke during the nap and I woke up bathed in sweat but feeling better. During that time, Scalia died.

the demon has been cast out

rub garlic on the soles of your feet, and place pine needles under your bed

in three day's time, your soul will be cleansed and the demon will not return

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Proposition Joe posted:

What DID happen to Kasich's parents? How old IS Kasich's wife???

the answer to both those questions is: 69

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


i'm the elevator rap music on CBSN's stream

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jesus it's a loving broadway-style theater

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:allears: This is going to be amazing.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
How is Ted Cruz doing?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Missed opportunity to play Rubio's classic line from the last debate, I'm disappointed CBS.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ahahaha they didn't announce them individually

afraid carson's going to jam it are we?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Carson got out just fine this time

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

If only they'd include Trump's "She said he's a pussy!" in the opening montage. I'd cum right then and there.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

A friend gave me a bottle of Fernet Branca as a gift a while back and I took a shot to celebrate Scalia's end and I fuckin hated it.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Carson already exceeding expectations by walking on stage when he's supposed to

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

LETS GO THE BROWNS BITCH

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

WampaLord posted:

Rubio account spotted.

That actually brings up a good question: Why would a robot needs to consume that much water?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Dickerson is so modern, he's got a standing desk.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Well everyone's on stage at the right time

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


John Dickerson looks like a politician I know...

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio.exe has a damaged vocal processor i heard

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I want to hear trump threaten cruz with a lawsuit about his birth over and over in this debate :allears:

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
It actually is starting on the hour!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



hahaha silence at Carson

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Carson with the pity applause :stare:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Cnut the Great posted:

That actually brings up a good question: Why would a robot needs to consume that much water?

Cooling

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

haha they brought em all out at once this time

stacked crowd for rubio lol

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
They're having them all come out at the same time tonight, I see. Not taking any chances this time.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
I'm drinking homebrewed 40 proof pomegranate wine. Dry, sour, and bitter.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
If Rubio has any balls he'll play up his "Let's dispel with this fiction" line, just like he played up the water bottle.

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

moment of silence for the literal devil

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gently caress i wish somebody yelled WOOO when they are doing this in memoriam for scalia

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Lmao at the uproarious cheers for Jeb!

Nothing but establishment boys in that debate hall.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
lol this crowd is so staged. crickets for trump and raucous applause for jeb!

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
Everyone came out at once in order to prevent a repeat of last weeks traffic jam.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
lol that pop for jeb!

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

nobody post during the moment of silence thanks.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Montasque posted:

How is Ted Cruz doing?

He walked out without tripping, so 1 for 1 I guess.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

SAY THE WORDS SAME SEX MARRIAGE

SAY THE WORDS

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Anywhere to watch this without the dumb Twitter feed on the side?

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FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
lol no he was a hit scholar

fake edit: CALLED IT, kind of

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