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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Got to get the commercials playing before Carson puts the audience to sleep

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

Beforehand posted:

John Dickerson subtly attempting to shade these candidates at every opportunity is so perfect.

ok, ok, we get it!

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Rubio has barely said anything its pretty sad. I don't think most people even know who Kasich is and he's the biggest presence on the stage after Trump and Cruz right now.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Prorat posted:

Just spent 50 bucks on two Make America Great Again hats in Trumps website for my wife and I.

gently caress Bush and Clinton family and gently caress Cruz!

Trump!!!!!

Should have gone for the Free Market Amazon version.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
lel that booing in the background when they cut to commercial

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

can't tell who is doing the best, i think everyone will talk about bush vs. trump anyway

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Has anyone tried to resurrect Scalia on stage yet? What if there is a second phylactery?

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Have they talked about the late Justice yet?

started off with it, yes

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Godinster posted:

How did Jeb get these shills in the audience

The RNC

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Calling in now: John Dickerson is the winner of tonight's debate.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
so brazil is sending dudes out with guns trying to shoot down mosquitoes?

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

blue squares posted:

Everyone is so ahead of me. loving cable havers

it's on CBS, get it OTA

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Internet Kraken posted:

Rubio has barely said anything its pretty sad. I don't think most people even know who Kasich is and he's the biggest presence on the stage after Trump and Cruz right now.

Rubio seems like he's trying way too hard as well. You can smell the desperation whenever he's answering a question.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Internet Kraken posted:

Rubio has barely said anything its pretty sad. I don't think most people even know who Kasich is and he's the biggest presence on the stage after Trump and Cruz right now.

Yeah, pretty much. He's coming across as confident and on-message where Jeb and Rubio seem desperate and flailing.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lamentable dustman posted:

it's on CBS, get it OTA

Oh poo poo I thought it was just cable

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I'm not sure if Trump is winning or losing but he sure as hell made this fun.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
only the 1% have TVs

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


FadingChord posted:

Calling in now: John Dickerson is the winner of tonight's debate.

That was true before it even started

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



stoutfish posted:

so brazil is sending dudes out with guns trying to shoot down mosquitoes?

Either that or expand women's access to birth control/abortion

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Ugh I dunno if this commercial is airing everywhere but gently caress you Rick Scott

Rivensteel
Mar 30, 2010
Ben Carson is the comedic relief section, JEB gets sad when they fight too much.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Rubio really isn't doing that great, is he? He seems jittery as gently caress. But all the Twitter commentators seem to think he's pulling some amazing Comeback Kid routine.

Brodeurs Nanny
Nov 2, 2006

Once again it's pretty incredible how it's almost deliberate that the Republicans don't ever speak about policies which would help poor people or working people. Talking about the capital gains tax and flat tax, war, bickering about Obama's appointing of the next Justice, and only mentioning "jobs" in some vague way and presenting the solution as "give the jobmakers full reign"... not a single word on issues which actually matter to 99% of people in America

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That's a cool MGS2 commercial

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Trump has unironically been telling it like it is for most of the night

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

ok, ok, we get it!

I wouldn't stress too much about it.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Rubio in the pocket of Big Shoe

:vince:

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
WTC fell during Bush's reign. Pack it in, Jeb!

also GodsofEgypt movie with mostly white people sure okay

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Trump has unironically been telling it like it is for most of the night

ironically, he ate christie :chanpop:

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

im going to lol if kasich outperforms jeb because jeb gave kasich an opportunity to read out his platform

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


WELCOME BACK RACHEL RAY

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



That "Brazil sends troops to combat zika virus" headline seems like it came straight out of The Onion

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
previously on GOP debate

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Jeb: "I think its my turn"

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

fknlo posted:

Has anyone tried to resurrect Scalia on stage yet? What if there is a second phylactery?

they took turns blowing his ghost ~1hr ago. ghost scalia needs to rest & rebound to have enough energy to haunt gay bath houses later

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Kasich kind of sounds like an adult or is just by virtue of everyone else on stage?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
there's a spanish response to the SOTU??

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Trump should really rip of that paper with Reince Pribus after this

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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
House of Cards is a lovely show. Enough with this dumb ad.

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