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JRTC sucks, sky is blue, water is wet. At least I'm not in an S3 shop this time.
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A Bad Poster posted:JRTC sucks, sky is blue, water is wet. At least I'm not in an S3 shop this time. o. kay. team let's do the MDMP meeting again, this time in MOPP gear
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Zeris posted:o. kay. team let's do the MDMP meeting again, this time in MOPP gear It works better that way.
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yo monthly reminder to go gently caress yourself if you've been touched by the army in any sense of the word
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it touched me in my no no place now i cut myself and have trust issues
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:it touched me in my no no place The GREEN WEENIE is a real thing that exists.
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spacetoaster posted:The GREEN WEENIE is a real thing that exists. And how!
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Feb 14, 2016 04:52
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Doing the accident avoidance training while drunk. Peak Army. Seriously lol.
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Feb 14, 2016 22:47
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how to properly give a drunk driving discussion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTObqF3OD0
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Feb 14, 2016 22:55
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I AM POSTING THIS poo poo EVERYWHERE THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT IT IS http://www.kcentv.com/story/31235568/barriers-deployed-after-military-dependent-spouse-attempts-to-enter-fort-hood-gates
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Feb 17, 2016 04:07
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McNally posted:I AM POSTING THIS poo poo EVERYWHERE THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT IT IS Why would any dependent want on to a base that badly, let alone on to Fort Hood? 
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Feb 17, 2016 04:11
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Sellin' that spice!
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Feb 17, 2016 04:42
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So was it you
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I heard the reason that they put skittles in mres is because skittles are yum yums Is this true or what
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Feb 17, 2016 05:17
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Dejan Bimble posted:I heard the reason that they put skittles in mres is because skittles are yum yums Pretty true, plus it's probably the most colorful thing to come of an MRE, since everything is like a gray or brown color/neutral bullshit. Minus Jalapeno cheese, poo poo is delicious.
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good things from MREs: :Charms (faggots who cared said DONT EAT THEM ITS BAD LUCK, and like you retard its an FTX not vietnam) :enchildas :vegetarian rib bbq mold thing :skittles :m&ms (ahem pan coated chocolate candies or wtfever) :cinammon toaster pastry :matches some other poo poo but its not a lot :oh when they said dont eat the shakes I ate everyones because I hated my unit so bad I wanted botulism so I could die :the packets of flavored sugar (kool aid) :i think they had cheezitz???????????
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Feb 17, 2016 06:07
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I ate the poo poo out of the instant iced tea stuff. Ate. Not drank.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:11
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Yes they have snack crackers. They also have tortilla soup now and that poo poo is so good.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:12
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oh yeah the crackers and cheeses were a given i thought the pound cakes were ok but really the worst most dry thing you ever want to eat in a swamp like fort polk or somethng
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Feb 17, 2016 06:13
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I always went for beef enchilada Also the spice pound cake
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Also i remember tasting the shake once and i nearly puked
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Feb 17, 2016 06:15
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well yeah they were basically like drinking peptol bismol/vomit
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realtalk army showed me the horror that is chili-mac and also what sadness tastes like
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We had old school MRE's when I was in Iraq and the same went with when we were in the field after deployment leading up to 2011. I never got to taste these wonderful shakes, and half of the stuff you guys are talking about sounds foreign to me. It's odd that I'm sitting here, going "man I'd like to see the MRE's are like now". I'm only two beers deep, I should know better.
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I found out from a nurse in my battalion that my recruiter was one of those extremely cheap dudes and would take a case of mres home and eat just that for his meals She was surprised that he recruited anyone and was happy that he did
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I found out from a nurse in my battalion that my recruiter was one of those extremely cheap dudes and would take a case of mres home and eat just that for his meals This is the saddest thing I have ever heard
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Feb 17, 2016 06:26
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gently caress, unless they got significantly better since I was chowing down on those, they're kind of negative reinforcers within themselves? How would you like to not poo poo for 4 days... When you do, it's going to be so hard you'll rip your rear end in a top hat apart. Oh by the way, you're going to get cancer, and probably some food borne illness. It would be safer to eat Kraft Mac N' Cheese out of some homeless dudes rear end in a top hat than it would to eat MRE's on the reg.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:27
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The shakes were real bad. I ate that poo poo anyway. The "burger" thing that was just 2 of the snack breads and the beef patty with bbq sauce was acceptable.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:29
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Good MRE's Omelet with ham Pork and Rice in BBQ sauce Spaghetti Meatballs, beef and rice Tuna w noodles Ham slice 
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Feb 17, 2016 06:34
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Beef teriyaki and chicken tetrazzini were goddamn treasures.
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MurderBot posted:We had old school MRE's when I was in Iraq and the same went with when we were in the field after deployment leading up to 2011. I never got to taste these wonderful shakes, and half of the stuff you guys are talking about sounds foreign to me. almost everything I mentioned was in circulation from 2003-2010 or so
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Feb 17, 2016 06:37
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:almost everything I mentioned was in circulation from 2003-2010 or so The two things I don't remember are the enchiladas and cinammon toaster pastry. I guess I was just incredibly unlucky.
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MurderBot posted:The two things I don't remember are the enchiladas and cinammon toaster pastry. I guess I was just incredibly unlucky. Enchiladas I last remember eating when I was in Iraq in 05 or so. They got rid of it shortly after I guess. RIP enchilada I ate 4 of you in one day and destroyed a shitter. I only had the toaster pastry when I tried the omelette one, it was very short lived mre fortunately
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Feb 17, 2016 06:42
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the omelette was the WORST mre thing ever. It was like a preserved tumor. Maybe its better warm but lol at cooking mres.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:43
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Yeah my menu list was from 1990-1994ish SMDFTB
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Feb 17, 2016 06:47
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Zeris posted:This is the saddest thing I have ever heard he was infantry i guess after he recruited me he bought a really goddamn nice house in an ok town near me and everyone was really loving blown away because he never spent money on anything ever he retired before iraq so good for him
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Syrian Lannister posted:Omelet with ham The gently caress is wrong with you?
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The cold weather ones are pretty good, only on the condition that you get really hot water and add just the right amount. Otherwise it's egg or seafood flavored astronaut food, which is as good as it sounds.
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Syrian Lannister posted:Yeah my menu list was from 1990-1994ish i'm still just in horror that you listed an omelette as a good item, I cant imagine they were somehow better in the 90s A Bad Poster posted:The cold weather ones are pretty good, only on the condition that you get really hot water and add just the right amount. Otherwise it's egg or seafood flavored astronaut food, which is as good as it sounds. at some point in my career I just assumed that these were a myth
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