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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trump has the midas touch

but instead of a touch, it's an aura

and instead of gold, it's piss

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Cnut the Great posted:

CBS needs to shut the audience up.

No stopping that train, now.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Really leaning hard on gently caress MEXICANS tonight huh

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Democrazy posted:

Has Trump ever explained how he would get along with Congress?

I feel like he would definitely bribe Senators if it came to that

I believe that's how it's usually done, yes

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

:laffo:

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Bush has replaced Rubio on the Google Trends bar.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Wow gently caress that commercial for using Barbra Jordan

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Trump owning this debate. Can't stop the Trump train.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

God drat, what a glorious shitshow. Why couldn't every debate be like this?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Al! posted:

Really leaning hard on gently caress MEXICANS tonight huh

Interesting note: The CBS news broadcast had like, at least 3-4 stories about people with Hispanic names committing horrible atrocities leading up to the debate.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
between the "skin in the game" thing for people in dire poverty and the collateral damage bit ben carson has really gone from "half asleep" to "fully evil" tonight

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

DONT CARE BUTTON posted:

Is this the best debate ever? Literally the best one that ever happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3roG09O6T4

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

It actually says we need a President who can defend us. The -omos suffix is we / us.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh God, I hope Ted Cruz lingual trutherism becomes a thing.

https://twitter.com/aurabogado/status/698706493084794880

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

I'm sure she menat defend from but gently caress if I can remember enough spanish to know if that's what she said

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

We need a President that can defend us from the proposals of the Republicans

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆


the correct answer

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
So who's gonna have a petty squabble with Ben Carson?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I'd totally be down for a debate in Spanish between Cruz and Rubio and Jeb.

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

'Who can defend us from'

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Why pay Union workers $25/HR to build air conditioners when you can pay Mexicans $1/HR.

loving over Americans and tricking Mexicans into thinking a dollar an hour is good.

Go Trump!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING UP SAME SEX MARRIAGE!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

my spanish is terrible and a few years old but the "-nos" on "defendernos" adds some nuance that google translate missed

it's either "we need a president who can defend us from the proposals of the republicans" or "we need a president who can defend the proposals of the republicans to us"; i'm not sure which one (i think the first?) and hopefully somebody will have a better post either by the time i post this or in response to me going out on a limb and being hella wrong

e: thank you thread

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

"The debate is over. What the gently caress happened?" - the media, the candidates, and everyone else

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Youth Decay posted:

I'd totally be down for a debate in Spanish between Cruz and Rubio and Jeb.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The real question is, do I watch MSNBC or Fox News after the debate?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If Jeb! gets a bump from this, it'll be two people in a row that Trump has tried to run a hit campaign on and failed

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Lazy_Liberal posted:

So who's gonna have a petty squabble with Ben Carson?

No one wants to risk getting stabbed.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Oh God, I hope Ted Cruz lingual trutherism becomes a thing.

https://twitter.com/aurabogado/status/698706493084794880

Ahahahaha

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


CBSN online stream showing donald trump schooling rubio during the commercial break

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Firebert posted:

Defend us from

I feel like it should have been nos defende

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
Lmbo "why are people booing?"

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

spoon0042 posted:

I'm sure she menat defend from but gently caress if I can remember enough spanish to know if that's what she said

Yeah, "defendernos de" is "to defend us from"

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
"Why are people booing?" is the most Googled thing about the debate.

lol nice try lobbyists.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
They're really trying to pull out the knives on Trump

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Wow these questions are actually tough I'm surprised

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

it's "who can defend US from the republican's proposals"

google translate is poo poo, hth

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Here comes Eminent Domain-chat again

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

How tall is Jeb Bush?

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Such beautiful plans for war.

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