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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trump: The Common Sense candidate.

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


trump why is it ok when you do thing, but not ok when he does thing?
trump: it is ok when i do thing, but not ok when he does thing

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

"you are on the hook for your brother"

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Jeb youre on the hook for your brother

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

:siren: eminent domain :siren:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"Well, Jeb wouldn't know about it...."

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I like to think Trump genuinely misses Chris Christie and felt a certain kinship with him.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
OMG I agree with Jeb on this to an extent.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Someone get a gif of Trump impersonating Bush

ooooh my gooood

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Skullfuck him, Trump. Skullfuck Jeb!

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015
"Reagan was a liberal democrat" means you drinking-game players have to reverse all rules and butt-chug all subsequent instances.

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

WampaLord posted:

No one wants to risk getting stabbed.

hi wampalord

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


sorry donald but when you're on the defense you're losing

should have jumped into the pipeline

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Jeb! is right on this one, except I thought Trump didn't actually take the house from the little old lady and instead just waited for her to keel over or go to the old folks' home

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i can't wait for trump to poo poo on cruz

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004

blue squares posted:

I feel like it should have been nos defende

Nah with poder that is grammatically correct

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Trump should never try to argue with any nuance.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
This eminent domain attack is the strangest, most obscure way to attach a candidate who has plenty of other weak points.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

YES YES YES

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Plinkey posted:

"Well, Jeb wouldn't know about it...."

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

bennyfranks posted:

hi wampalord

Hey benny!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

For most of Teds life he has described himself as a Canadian AMerican

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
LIAR LIAR LIAR

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:stare:

welwala harris
Jan 28, 2005
kinda feels like the crowds been shushed a bit

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Well Jeb wouldn't have known about it lollllllllllllllllllll

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?


FadingChord posted:

my spanish is terrible and a few years old but the "-nos" on "defendernos" adds some nuance that google translate missed

it's either "we need a president who can defend us from the proposals of the republicans" or "we need a president who can defend the proposals of the republicans to us"; i'm not sure which one (i think the first?) and hopefully somebody will have a better post either by the time i post this or in response to me going out on a limb and being hella wrong

e: thank you thread


Joementum posted:

Oh God, I hope Ted Cruz lingual trutherism becomes a thing.

https://twitter.com/aurabogado/status/698706493084794880

Good night to learn spanish I guess.

One of these fuckers speak French so I can get all smug!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

HOOOOOLY poo poo!!!! HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

EugeneJ posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/698705589673791488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Google Translate: We need a president who can defend the proposals of the Republicans.

Hillary wants to do that, doesn't she?

It's actually "We need a president (note the feminine noun and article) who can defend us from the proposals of the Republicans."

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Trump is right about Cruz.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
Big liars ovah here

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
You are the single biggest liar.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



haha give Jeb a jab and pivot to Cruz so Trump has to respond to him instead

Altimeter
Sep 10, 2003


"You're on the hook for your brother..."

-moderator

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

This show has been great. I hope the next episode has a battle royal in a wrestling ring.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Trump continues to be the best Republican candidate on stage

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Old men and their flexibility.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Democrazy posted:

This eminent domain attack is the strangest, most obscure way to attach a candidate who has plenty of other weak points.

everything that would be a weak spot on a normal candidate is merely another strong point on Donaldus Magnus

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
TRUMP ANGRY

TRUMP SMASH

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