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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

lamentable dustman posted:

Interest rates that low for cars now? I should probably start looking, the 08 jetta isn't cutting it anymore

~2% from a bank or for a used car, new car loans can be subsidized to <1% by manufacturers

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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

dphi
Jul 9, 2001

biznatchio posted:

I.... agree with Ann Coulter? What the hell is going on?

I'm waiting for the "I was hacked" excuse

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
perpetual growth is unsustainable~~

Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

Joementum posted:

Assuming this is true (and I have no idea) did any of his opponents benefit?

In a rational world, Kasich would benefit the most by staying above the fray.

So naturally Trump is the only winner tonight.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The next president faces a known unknown

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
Is Ben Carson a real guy or is this some undercover comedian?

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

they really have nothing but the bankruptcies, don't they

everything on that list is just, like, yelp reviews and ebay feedback

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

marshmonkey posted:

I have good news for you.

Not in theaters. In the actual debate hall. Because goddamn.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

obviously that stalin quote is fake lol

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Please visit bencarson dot com and sign my guestbook.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Yudo posted:

I doubt it. No one has had a strong showing.

Carson and Kasich had relatively good days, but I'm sure anyone cares.

7of7
Jul 1, 2008
WTF is Kasich talking about with this lord stuff? Is he a big fan of teenage pop stars? This debate is just bizarre. It's like it's on another planet.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Joementum posted:

Assuming this is true (and I have no idea) did any of his opponents benefit?

Good point. Who knows.

People thought (including me) that he overreached in his last debate too but then he outperformed his polls in NH.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


ben carson in the middle of a fever dream

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Kasich is right about that

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Plinkey posted:

Nah, it was scheduled for 2 hours, not 3.

We only got 1:50 of debate! Not 2 hours!

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I have literally never felt more American than I do right now, and I have a Suntory beer in one hand and a wooden sword that says 独眼竜伊達政宗家公刀 on it in the other.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

WHY DO YOU HATE CAPITALISM

:getin:

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Eat poo poo, Jeb.

-A Floridian

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Jeb! Listing poo poo his bro hosed up.

bradburypancakes
Sep 9, 2014

hmm. hmmmmmmmm

Did they talk about any of that poo poo?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:stare:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Mitt Romney posted:

Yeah I don't think this was a good debate for Trump

I said a few debates ago that the way to beat Trump in debates is to needle him with slightly below-the-belt shots until he explodes. Jeb! actually did an okay job of it a month ago before Trump bodied him by talking about his poll numbers.

Numerical Anxiety
Sep 2, 2011

Hello.
"I like you are a member of we" - Ben Carson, master of pronouns.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

SirPablo posted:

There was a lawsuit filed in TX claiming Cruz isn't eligible for president, right? I hope some court rules "you're right, he can't" and it goes to the SC who rules 4-4 on it letting the lower court ruling stand. chaos

I... never thought of this.....I need this to happen I need it

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
jeb is truly an awkward speaker

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Eat poo poo, Jeb.

-A Floridian

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Carson ending with a heart-warming fake quote from Stalin

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
big sanders endorsement from carson

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

On its back huh...gigity

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i got 1.49 percent interest on a loan for a 15-year-old porsche thanks to penfed, maybe the one good thing the pentagon has done has been letting the public get in on that sweet sweet credit union financing

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Republican Debate: Making Stalin look bad.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
lol, who the hell told Jeb! to use cut and run! again

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ben carson is the chain email of candidates

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


a cop posted:

We only got 1:50 of debate! Not 2 hours!

No same-sex marriage question, RIP all your money

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Carson's shirt looks like poo poo. He should've flown back to Florida this morning to get a change.

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Numerical Anxiety posted:

"I like you are a member of we" - Ben Carson, master of pronouns.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Bush got RATTLED tonight

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Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Prorat posted:

Are you retarded? Those bankruptcies made him rich! You don't have any idea how chapter 11 works.

Don't ever vote.

Yes, and I don't see that as a quality.

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