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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

OK SO where the gently caress are we tuning in after this?? My vote is CSPAN (if they are taking calls) -> MSNBC -> FOX -> CNN

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Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Jeb: I'm a natural disaster MAGNET!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Wrong is right
Right is Wrong
Dogs living with cats

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Homework Explainer posted:

obviously that stalin quote is fake lol

Was gonna say, is this another made up story?

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Eat poo poo, Jeb.

-A Floridian

I would emptyquote this forever if I could.

Jeb does not deserve your pity. He is a fuckface.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
rubio: "...[the] right is now wrong..."

heh

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


our state was on it's back

like a turtle

please come flip me over

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


i think the big winner here is rubio because he didn't embarrass himself
he was a very serious candidate with a real chance until he stepped on his dick at the last debate, and the best way to erase a bad debate performance is a not-bad debate performance. he vaulted that bar.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

~a servant's heart~

Altimeter
Sep 10, 2003


In its bac like a TURTLE

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Iran stole our sailors :qq:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Rubio is the only one constantly dancing around saying 'gay marriage' but he's too much of a pussy to do it

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nom nom cumception :smug:

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Deadpool / Kasich 2016

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Jeb Bush will bring natural disasters to this country as president

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
ONE MAN ONE WOMAN

OH poo poo.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

wrong is not considered right, and right is considered wrong....

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

hey, gay marriage came up

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

squidgee posted:

Was gonna say, is this another made up story?

it's a made up quote, lol at the idea that stalin sat at a desk and put something that asinine to paper

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
JEB!: I'm the Bush who can actually deal with a hurricane.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Dogs and cats, etc etc etc

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


this is a difficult time in our country

a dry time

a thirsty time

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Of all the people to (fake) quote Stalin tonight, Carson was not my top prediction.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
audience is all rubio staffers, confirmed

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

A New American Century

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
rubio going full theocratic shithead

life begins at cumception

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
ahahaha look at how many people are wearing suits in the audience

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



a cop posted:

OK SO where the gently caress are we tuning in after this?? My vote is CSPAN (if they are taking calls) -> MSNBC -> FOX -> CNN

CSPAN callers is the #1 spot to go after EVERY debate. Come for the insane callers, stay for the Most Patient Man In The World

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Rubio barely even existed in this debate other then getting owned by Cruz of all people.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Shorter Rubio:

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

a cop posted:

OK SO where the gently caress are we tuning in after this?? My vote is CSPAN (if they are taking calls) -> MSNBC -> FOX -> CNN

I'm going to go put my head in the oven.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Still mad Iran just gave the sailors back.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
God, Rubio's such a little loving poo poo.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
LITERALLY!!!

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Prorat posted:

Are you retarded? Those bankruptcies made him rich! You don't have any idea how chapter 11 works.

Don't ever vote.

I don't see that as a quality.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a cop posted:

OK SO where the gently caress are we tuning in after this?? My vote is CSPAN (if they are taking calls) -> MSNBC -> FOX -> CNN

I need a CPAN stream in this case.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Yeah Stalin never said that. loving Republicans.

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Cruz: our country LITERALLY hangs in the balance

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