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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Montana is FDR
McNair is JFK
Favre is teddy

Biggest question is is Russell or hefty lefty Taft?

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Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

James Harrison would be a good president

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:34

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Metapod posted:

Montana is FDR
McNair is JFK
Favre is teddy

Biggest question is is Russell or hefty lefty Taft?

Lorenzen, just as Taft was actually better suited as a justice on SCOTUS Lorenzen's true calling was dominating indoor football and Subways

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:37

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Brady is George Washington. All around awesome, but he did own slaves.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Feb 14, 2016

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:44

Up Circle: Apr 3, 2008

Tebow is william harrison

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:46

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Purge d&d posters to hell

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:49

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

It's been a week since the Broncos won the Super Bowl :feelsgood:

:iamafag:

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

It's been a week since the Broncos won the Super Bowl :iamafag:

Yes, time heals all wounds.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:53

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

PrinceRandom posted:

Purge d&d posters to hell

I love reading about the widely held political opinions of my peer group presented like original thought. It's so good

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:13

Darkpriest667: Feb 2, 2015; I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Brady is George Washington. All around awesome, but he did own slaves.

I spit my coke out. Bravo.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:27

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Alex Smith is very clearly Walter Mondale.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:29

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

whypick1 posted:

Pretty sure it's impossible to get a perfect season in that game because the AI becomes such a unrepenting cheating bitch after win 8 or so.

I did it with the Giants exactly once because that game debuted the year they won SB25. Exactly once and only because I could reliably get 28-30 sacks a season with LT and Sims could easily put up 5000 yards to Ingram and Baker.

It's stacked against the player, but not impossible.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:33

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

Alex Smith is very clearly Walter Mondale.

c'mon there was literally a presidential candidate named "Al Smith" who lost in a massive landslide

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:36

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

TyroneGoldstein posted:

I did it with the Giants exactly once because that game debuted the year they won SB25. Exactly once and only because I could reliably get 28-30 sacks a season with LT and Sims could easily put up 5000 yards to Ingram and Baker.

It's stacked against the player, but not impossible.

There's lots of people that post on tecmobowl.org that can manage perfect seasons (no cheating, lurching, etc) with the worst teams using custom roms where the CPU plays with maximum juice since the first game of the year. It's hella impressive, but then again I guess those people have been playing the same game since 1991.

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Feb 14, 2016

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:39

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Magicpants posted:

James Buchanan got a bad break also he looks like a substitute teacher I had in middle school

discuss

Gay presidents cause civil wars, according to the evidence we have.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:26

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

But it took another gay president to end it, so it balances out.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 00:40

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

One of the worst parts of the panthers losing is not getting to see cam and Obama dab on the white house lawn. :smith:

Guess we'll see if God emperor trump will do it.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 00:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Darkpriest667 posted:

NIxon made the EPA happen, unless you like chemicals in your water supply. We wouldn't even know about lead in Flint if it wasn't for Nixon AND it wouldn't be illegal to do so if it wasn't for Nixon.. Evil bastard? Yes... but did ONE thing right.. the EPA was it.

NFL... it's totally unfair to discriminate against folks who have been accused, especially multiple times, of violence or sexual offenses

it's a cheating joke you loving nerd

and shut up

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

It's been a week since the Broncos won the Super Bowl :iamafag:

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:03

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Detroit_Dogg posted:

James Harrison would be a good president

He'd definitely make a good William Henry Harrison. By that I mean that I hope he gets pneumonia and dies.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:04

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Sam Bradford is FDR because he's going to spend half his life in a wheelchair

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:10

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I love reading about the widely held political opinions of my peer group presented like original thought. It's so good

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:13

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

I read a book called presidents club or something last year that was about presidents calling former presidents for advice on issues and hard decisions.

Nixon was pretty much cosigliere for everyone who came after him for a long while.

Also this peyton manning stuff is amazing for so many reasons.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:39

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I wonder if Mrs. Rivers got pregnant today

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:50

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ross Angeles posted:

I wonder if Mrs. Rivers got pregnant today

A valid question for most days of the week.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:52

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Phil gets anal on Flag Day

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:52

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

Rivers is John Tyler. They both had a fuckton of kids.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:17

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sweet thursday posted:

Phil gets anal on Flag Day

That's not being a good Christian. Anal is only to be used before marriage as a loophole in God's law.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:23

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Raku posted:

Sam Bradford is FDR because he's going to spend half his life in a wheelchair

This makes me laugh harder than it should becausE it's true

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:31

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That's not being a good Christian. Anal is only to be used before marriage as a loophole in God's law.

I'm pretty sure God has some very specific opinions on sodomy according to the Bible.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:46

Marketing New Brain: Apr 26, 2008

sweet thursday posted:

Phil gets anal on Flag Day

The thought of having sex without procreating disgusts Philip Rivers.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:46

Marketing New Brain: Apr 26, 2008

There definitely needs to be a Cromartie and Rivers buddy cop team up a la Tango and Cash.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:48

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

NC-17 posted:

I'm pretty sure God has some very specific opinions on sodomy according to the Bible.

God's laws are as flexible and exploitative as Sovereign Citizens think real laws are.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:59

Darkpriest667: Feb 2, 2015; I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

it's a cheating joke you loving nerd

and shut up

Except Nixon got caught and kicked out of the sport and Brady and Belichick didn't so your joke sucks rear end.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:12

Darkpriest667: Feb 2, 2015; I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

Marketing New Brain posted:

The thought of having sex without procreating disgusts Philip Rivers.

Only if you don't wear a bolo.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:13

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Darkpriest667 posted:

Except Nixon got caught and kicked out of the sport and Brady and Belichick didn't so your joke sucks rear end.

Ughh shut up.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:17

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

I've got some football things to say in this thread. First up: nosetackles.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

R.D. Mangles posted:

I've got some football things to say in this thread. First up: nosetackles.

Nosetackles, are they too fat or not fat enough?

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:24

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!