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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006


I've just thought. Johnson is gonna need to get used to black men presenting their balls

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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Ninpo posted:

Can't score, shouldn't have

:golfclap:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:rip: Trifon Ivanov



Too beautiful for this world

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


rip

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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male gazing ftw

https://twitter.com/FC_Emmen/status/698220751976054784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

loving lol

PlantHead
Jan 2, 2004

rear end cobra posted:

:rip: Trifon Ivanov



Too beautiful for this world

Wow 50 years old....he was a legend.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

*looks off into the distance*

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
John O'Bae, jfc

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

lolling irl at Valentine's Day-an Love-ren

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
When the ball hits your face
and reaches outer space
that's Zamore

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

vyelkin posted:

When the ball hits your face
and reaches outer space
that's Zamore

when the ball hits your head
and youre sat in row z
thats zamore

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I like how Donald Love is just Donald Love.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Bogan Krkic posted:

when the ball hits your head
and youre sat in row z
thats zamore

*in american voice* hmm this one doesn't rhyme

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
when he shows us his skill
and it's burnley one nil
that's traore

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

chuggo is BACK posted:

when he shows us his skill
and it's burnley one nil
that's traore

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

chuggo is BACK posted:

when he shows us his skill
and it's burnley one nil
that's traore

lol

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
http://snpy.tv/1SpQm6P
GOOOOOOOOOOO*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE ARSENAL

Mr Snips
Jan 9, 2009



quiet enjoyment posted:

http://snpy.tv/1SpQm6P
GOOOOOOOOOOO*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE ARSENAL

Geniunely think english commentary would be improved by doing that all the time. Closest we ever got is Gary Neville when Chelsea scored against Barcelona

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Aug 31, 2004


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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

chuggo is BACK posted:

when he shows us his skill
and it's burnley one nil
that's traore
Lol

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

It's his own fault, really.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

So minutes after being embarrassed in front of his home fans by Liverpool, Joleon Lescott tweeted



Followed by....





Then, presumably after several calls with the club, agents, sponsors...

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
good save. i would accept that or 'my account was hacked', both solid, believable excuses.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

reformed bad troll posted:

So minutes after being embarrassed in front of his home fans by Liverpool, Joleon Lescott tweeted



Followed by....





Then, presumably after several calls with the club, agents, sponsors...



LOL "whoops accidentally tweeted a picture of my car right after bragging about my car. Actually, that tweet was an accident as well. My pocket typed all of that. I'm totally not a oval office."

Edit: The tweets also were sent in the same minute Hahahaha

Nottherealaborn fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Feb 14, 2016

Shroud
May 11, 2009
Was his phone hanging out of his pocket taking pictures autonomously, or is the pocket transparent?

Say it ain't so, Jo

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I watch football for entertainment, and hell if Aston Villa don't entertain me.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


reformed bad troll posted:

So minutes after being embarrassed in front of his home fans by Liverpool, Joleon Lescott tweeted



Followed by....





Then, presumably after several calls with the club, agents, sponsors...



Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
Highlights from Putney vs Oxshott, good goals : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNltbP8xc1Q

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Speaking of Messi, he missed a penalty last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3hKu9ORtPg

No, but seriously, I thought this was banned?

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
la liga defending :rolleyes:

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

beedeebee posted:

Speaking of Messi, he missed a penalty last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3hKu9ORtPg

No, but seriously, I thought this was banned?

Banned?

There's nothing wrong with it. The only illegal thing about about it was that Suarez was already inside the box before Messi touched it. So technically it should have been called back.

But gently caress it, it's beautiful.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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reformed bad troll posted:

Banned?

There's nothing wrong with it. The only illegal thing about about it was that Suarez was already inside the box before Messi touched it. So technically it should have been called back.

But gently caress it, it's beautiful.

I don't know. For some reason I thought only the penalty taker could touch the ball? That he had to shoot directly at the goal, and only if the keeper saved it or it bounced back of the woodwork, other teammates were allowed to touch the ball. I don't quite know where I got that idea though.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
For me taking a penalty like that when you're 4-1 up against a ridiculously inferior team is getting close to seal dribble levels of deserving a kick up the arse

Froist
Jun 6, 2004

beedeebee posted:

I don't know. For some reason I thought only the penalty taker could touch the ball? That he had to shoot directly at the goal, and only if the keeper saved it or it bounced back of the woodwork, other teammates were allowed to touch the ball. I don't quite know where I got that idea though.

The penalty taker isn't allowed to touch the ball again until it touches another player/the posts. Maybe a confusion of this rule?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Froist posted:

The penalty taker isn't allowed to touch the ball again until it touches another player/the posts. Maybe a confusion of this rule?

I think you may be a bit confused about that rule as well.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


jyrka posted:

I think you may be a bit confused about that rule as well.

He's not. That is the exact rule.

You also have to kick the ball forward, and once you start moving you can't stop. Anything else is fair game.

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jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

dex_sda posted:

He's not. That is the exact rule.

He is. And it isn't.

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