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Grem posted:I use my garage as a home gym so there's no room for my car. When I decided to do that one of the selling points was if I get depressed I won't have room to off myself painlessly in my garage. You can't kill yourself painlessly with modern cars. Cars used to produce significant carbon monoxide, which is a pretty painless way to go. It's also pretty dangerous for cars to be exhausting an undetectable gas that can kill you with no warning. Modern cars produce much less carbon monoxide, their exhaust is mostly carbon dioxide, which certainly can kill you eventually but it won't be easy and painless. I wouldn't bother try it unless you have a 60 year old car, you're just going to end up with a headache and stinky gas smell all over your upholstery.
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Young Freud posted:I was about to crosspost this to the Star Citizen thread because of the Fourth Stimpire of pain and torture stuff coming out there. XK posted:This 79% nitrogen I breathe all the time is incredibly painful. I bet one of the punishments in the stimpire is to make nitrogen burn like acid.
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Angela Christine posted:I bet one of the punishments in the stimpire is to make nitrogen burn like acid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbogen Activates the suffocation panic response so powerfully it causes psychedelic responses and altered states of consciousness, without actually depriving you of oxygen.
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Cowman posted:I didn't realize there was such a market for anti-suicide stuff The industrial prison complex has a solution to everything!
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Grem posted:I use my garage as a home gym so there's no room for my car. When I decided to do that one of the selling points was if I get depressed I won't have room to off myself painlessly in my garage. I was about to say "There's always methane!" and quote the old story about the huge fat guy who lived in a tiny, badly ventilated apartment and who had a terrible diet ended up dying from methane suffocation from all his farts but it turns out that's an unsubstantiated urban myth.
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Angela Christine posted:You can't kill yourself painlessly with modern cars. Cars used to produce significant carbon monoxide, which is a pretty painless way to go. It's also pretty dangerous for cars to be exhausting an undetectable gas that can kill you with no warning. Modern cars produce much less carbon monoxide, their exhaust is mostly carbon dioxide, which certainly can kill you eventually but it won't be easy and painless. I wouldn't bother try it unless you have a 60 year old car, you're just going to end up with a headache and stinky gas smell all over your upholstery. They say this but it still happens all the time. It happened a couple of time this last blizzard in the North East. People were getting in their car while shoveling but they hadn't learned the exhaust pipes. So it's still something that happens even with 'modern' cars. They might not be new off the lot cars but I'm sure they're new enough. There's always the charcoal stove method in small areas.
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The Ape of Naples posted:They say this but it still happens all the time. It happened a couple of time this last blizzard in the North East. People were getting in their car while shoveling but they hadn't learned the exhaust pipes. So it's still something that happens even with 'modern' cars. They might not be new off the lot cars but I'm sure they're new enough. Hmm, so maybe it is merely some newer cars. I suppose you could try it with the car you have, and if you don't die painlessly within a reasonable amount of time just get out and try something else. Like helium. Helium is great, because if you change your mind at the last minute you can still have balloons!
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Angela Christine posted:You can't kill yourself painlessly with modern cars. Tell that to this family. http://pix11.com/2016/01/27/3-year-...uring-blizzard/
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this is a dumb derail but the painful nitrogen death is called the bends and it's real, but you don't get it by breathing nitrogen, you get it during rapid pressure changes such as ascending from a deep water dive too fast
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The Ape of Naples posted:I'm the opposite. I can't sleep with anything on my feet. afaik anyone who likes socks and wears them without shoes is some kind of alien
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:PYF suicide method if you just wanna die painlessly you can't beat xanax and a bottle of wine well you can, i guess, if you've got the means to score a bunch of coke and heroin for a speedball. but thats too rich for my blood
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The Goatfather posted:if you just wanna die painlessly you can't beat xanax and a bottle of wine what if I just shoot myself directly through the head hold with a large-calibre hollow-point bullet
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:what if I just shoot myself directly through the head hold with a large-calibre hollow-point bullet Rude. Nobody wants to mop up your brains.
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:what if I just shoot myself directly through the head hold with a large-calibre hollow-point bullet It'd be like the hellsing anime
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don't kill yourself unless you're posting about it in this thread, then please do
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Every time I've wanted to kill myself, I've just thought about it really hard until I autoeuthanized. It's quick, painless, and I don't know why more people don't do it. Hell, doing it this way usually let's you get a headstart on all the bureaucratic red tape you have to cut through to get a new life.
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FuhrerHat posted:ok i dont like this its bad but why should this validate some public opinion that these people are traitors that should be hung Let's see. They blocked federal employees from doing their job. they stole and used federal vehicles. they broke and entered federal buildings. They tampered with native american artifacts that even the tribe they belonged to demanded they both leave them alone and get out. They bulldozed an archaelogical site. they also threatened law enforcement on multiple occasions. There's more, but that's the tip of this particular iceberg
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Angela Christine posted:Rude. Nobody wants to mop up your brains. I've never had to clean up any corpses before but I mean you're already dragging a dead body out of somebody's house what difference is mopping up a little bit of blood and fat
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SocketWrench posted:Let's see. They blocked federal employees from doing their job. they stole and used federal vehicles. they broke and entered federal buildings. They tampered with native american artifacts that even the tribe they belonged to demanded they both leave them alone and get out. They bulldozed an archaelogical site. they also threatened law enforcement on multiple occasions. There's more, but that's the tip of this particular iceberg Possessing a firearm as a felon, discharging a firearm at an aircraft, terroristic threats, conspiracy to commit murder, etc
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:PYF suicide method TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I don't even know where you would get pure nitrogen. Just shut yourself in the garage and run your car's engine for awhile. quote:Max Dog Brewing sells canisters of nitrogen for carbonating beer, or killing yourself, depending on who you ask. 1-800-273-8255 [no, that's not a number to buy death-kits]
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In other news, Lawmakers Rush Bill To Shield Name Of Officer Who Shot LaVoy Finicum. http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-oregon-standoff-bundy-militia-news-updates/lavoy-finicum-shooting-state-police-name-law/quote:Oregon legislators are rushing through a bill aimed at protecting the identity of the Oregon State Police officer who shot and killed Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupation leader Robert LaVoy Finicum after hearing that the officer faces potential death threats.
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Are they dead yet? Jeeez.
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Shinjobi posted:Are they dead yet? Nope, anti-suicide smocks are keeping them alive.
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I literally had a professor give me the Final Exit book that details exactly how to kill yourself and even gives tips on the best way to do it along with dosages and suggestions on how to get the medication. It also covers all the popular methods like cyanide and stuff. It's a good book and we were talking about euthanasia in the Bioethics class. I just like saying that my prof gave me a book on how to kill myself 
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Shinjobi posted:Are they dead yet? No they're all in jail.
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Cowman posted:I literally had a professor give me the Final Exit book that details exactly how to kill yourself and even gives tips on the best way to do it along with dosages and suggestions on how to get the medication. It also covers all the popular methods like cyanide and stuff. Tell us what your professor was responding to.
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Mr. Nice! posted:No they're all in jail. living off the federal dole
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Cowman posted:I literally had a professor give me the Final Exit book that details exactly how to kill yourself and even gives tips on the best way to do it along with dosages and suggestions on how to get the medication. It also covers all the popular methods like cyanide and stuff. Did it cover stowing away in an enclosed compartment with a bunch of steel chain?
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You know guys, easier access to suicide could be a cost effective way to deal with America's untenable prison population
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Angela Christine posted:In other news, Lawmakers Rush Bill To Shield Name Of Officer Who Shot LaVoy Finicum. http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-oregon-standoff-bundy-militia-news-updates/lavoy-finicum-shooting-state-police-name-law/ Strange how they're not brave enough to stay at the reserve and actually face down the government, but they do have the courage to follow people around the mall.
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let's pool together and send flowers and chocolates and cards to the osp and the fbi with notes specifically thanking them for killing a dangerous terrorist who hated america
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cumshitter posted:let's pool together and send flowers and chocolates and cards to the osp and the fbi with notes specifically thanking them for killing a dangerous terrorist who hated america Can we also include a note clarifying that any dildos or sugar free gummy bears absolutely shouldn't count as aiding and abetting a known terrorist organization? Asking for a friend
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Angela Christine posted:Hmm, so maybe it is merely some newer cars. I suppose you could try it with the car you have, and if you don't die painlessly within a reasonable amount of time just get out and try something else. 'course the "last minute" is really like the last 10 seconds, I found this out when I was a kid and inhaled a bunch and was gonna run into the next room and talk funny at my dad and on the way there I was holding my breath and I got into the other room and just fell unconscious, flat on the ground in front of dad and woke up with him standing over me like "uhh is that what you wanted to show me?" like it knocked me out in seconds and there was no warning, it was just like one moment I'm fine the next bam I'm on the floor.
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cumshitter posted:please tell me that when you came to you sounded like mickey mouse
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By the look of most of these comments here it sure seems to me people really do hate human rights & love government looting. The Bundys or Hammonds never burned any homes down while the Government BLM have burned down 200 or so homes with millions of bucks in Infrastructure damage to the land & cattle & they'res no compensation or charges for it., While the Bundys haven't signed a new contract with them & paid no money in years , hey I don't blame them. The new contract was setup in a way to drive them of the land so the gov could steal that land for their own filthy greedy profit to extract it's resources while at same time poisoning it as they always do. But hey, if you didn't know that well then obviously you've been towing The Mainstream Media Line that tells you what they want you to hear so you never get the real truth, & that is ignorance. How about spending allot more time on the internet & watching many of the youtube videos so you can see what really is going on & preferably not Lamestream Media ones that are just to hoodwink you all to their bogus lies conflict of interest networks. The sooner that people see the government for what they really are, the better. Cause they only care for themselves & not us for their just greedy parasites that are hijacked by filthy rich globalist elitists that only care to exploit & enslave us. How is it ever right when government are allowed to murder people & get away with while they gonna try the Bundys on trumped up BS charges that make them sound like terrorists because the government just make it up as they go along to sweep the truth under the carpet by whatever means. The Government is on a mission of Collectivism to get control of as much land as possible which is all a part of their Agenda 21 Plan to herd you all like cattle into the cities & have you living in squaler like sardine crammed can apartments. Google it to go educate yourselves about this cause it's one big plan that's very real that is also called The WIldlands Project. The Government wants to screw almost all of us over by design & you've probably got no idea about it because why? maybe your drinking their Pesticide RatSac Dammed Fluoride cool aid water that has turned many of you into dumb sheep cause that Fluoride has destroyed your Pineal Gland & when you die of cancer you'll be wondering which Government Eugenics measure is in it's process to killing you. Why would any of you trust your government while they are crapping in your food with GMO's & many other nastys poison in the water , Spraying Chemtrail Barium & Ehtlylene Di Bromide in the air, Cor-Exit in the oil spills, nuclear radiation premeditadidly dumped in the oceans & used to bomb innocent people with in war zones. & Shal Gas Fraking that will poison almost all Artesian Ground Bore drinking water. The Government is to blame for all of this cause all these crimes are things that the government can fix in a heartbeat but instead they opt for their love child corporations to implement most of these measures to screw us over. A corporation will kill a shitload of people & the only charge will come down in a High COurt for just how big a fine is to be paid at the cost of expendable human life in their eyes. If you people choose to stay ignorant & then things get really bad well then remember all this I have told you when you's had the choice to WAKE UP & then wake others up so SHTF can be prevented. There really is a bigger picture to all of this but if you really want to know you should go learn about yourself. > http://911essentials.com/ <
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XMNN posted:By the look of most of these comments here it sure seems to me people really do hate human rights & love government looting. The Bundys or Hammonds never burned any homes down while the Government BLM have burned down 200 or so homes with millions of bucks in Infrastructure damage to the land & cattle & they'res no compensation or charges for it., While the Bundys haven't signed a new contract with them & paid no money in years , hey I don't blame them. The new contract was setup in a way to drive them of the land so the gov could steal that land for their own filthy greedy profit to extract it's resources while at same time poisoning it as they always do. But hey, if you didn't know that well then obviously you've been towing The Mainstream Media Line that tells you what they want you to hear so you never get the real truth, & that is ignorance. How about spending allot more time on the internet & watching many of the youtube videos so you can see what really is going on & preferably not Lamestream Media ones that are just to hoodwink you all to their bogus lies conflict of interest networks. The sooner that people see the government for what they really are, the better. Cause they only care for themselves & not us for their just greedy parasites that are hijacked by filthy rich globalist elitists that only care to exploit & enslave us. How is it ever right when government are allowed to murder people & get away with while they gonna try the Bundys on trumped up BS charges that make them sound like terrorists because the government just make it up as they go along to sweep the truth under the carpet by whatever means. The Government is on a mission of Collectivism to get control of as much land as possible which is all a part of their Agenda 21 Plan to herd you all like cattle into the cities & have you living in squaler like sardine crammed can apartments. Google it to go educate yourselves about this cause it's one big plan that's very real that is also called The WIldlands Project. The Government wants to screw almost all of us over by design & you've probably got no idea about it because why? maybe your drinking their Pesticide RatSac Dammed Fluoride cool aid water that has turned many of you into dumb sheep cause that Fluoride has destroyed your Pineal Gland & when you die of cancer you'll be wondering which Government Eugenics measure is in it's process to killing you. Why would any of you trust your government while they are crapping in your food with GMO's & many other nastys poison in the water , Spraying Chemtrail Barium & Ehtlylene Di Bromide in the air, Cor-Exit in the oil spills, nuclear radiation premeditadidly dumped in the oceans & used to bomb innocent people with in war zones. & Shal Gas Fraking that will poison almost all Artesian Ground Bore drinking water. The Government is to blame for all of this cause all these crimes are things that the government can fix in a heartbeat but instead they opt for their love child corporations to implement most of these measures to screw us over. A corporation will kill a shitload of people & the only charge will come down in a High COurt for just how big a fine is to be paid at the cost of expendable human life in their eyes. If you people choose to stay ignorant & then things get really bad well then remember all this I have told you when you's had the choice to WAKE UP & then wake others up so SHTF can be prevented. There really is a bigger picture to all of this but if you really want to know you should go learn about yourself. > http://911essentials.com/ < 
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